Remember When Emma Stone Sang "Bitch" on a Partridge Family Reality Show?

The 20 stars nominated for Academy Awards this year represent some of the most talented (or, anyway, famous) actors on screen today. At one point, however, they were slack-jawed, blank-eyed, no-name novices. They’d probably like to forget their often humiliating early work, but thanks to the magic of technology, they… »2/19/15 12:15pm2/19/15 12:15pm


I Re-Watched Reality Bites and It's Basically a Manual for Shitheads

Few things have shaped my existence more profoundly than the realization, courtesy of the 1994 film Reality Bites, that there are two kinds of women—Janeane Garofalos and Winona Ryders—and that I would never, ever be a Winona. (Other things I discovered painfully, early on, that I would never be: a Shalom Harlow, a… »2/21/14 4:00pm2/21/14 4:00pm

Ethan Hawke Says Angelina Jolie Is a Sexy Man-Draining Succubus

When asked recently if he had a favorite on-screen tonguing partner, Ethan Hawke picked Angelina Jolie hands-down. But it's not just because she's been working real hard on her jaw-kegels and tonsil-pilates—it's also because of the prophecy. Angelina, you see, is supernaturally predestined to kiss the best because… »5/31/13 9:15pm5/31/13 9:15pm

Lisa D'Amato from Top Model Fell Down and Messed Up Her Face

Yeah, I know Lisa D'Amato (of ANTM and then...I don't know, other stuff) was pretty grating sometimes, but I've always liked her in my secret heart. She was a total hapless goofball on ANTM—and those girls are usually such BORING SQUARES, Keenyah eating all the bagels notwithstanding—and she seemed to give Celebrity… »1/24/13 8:00pm1/24/13 8:00pm