Safe Driver Lindsay Lohan Now Peddling Car Insurance

Lindsay Lohan, the little engine we keep hoping will but never does, is back with another business venture. She's been in a lot of car accidents over the years, so now she's giving back by reminding others to stay safe on the road and wait this comes with a paycheck, right, guys? She's just here for a paycheck. » 1/18/15 8:30pm 1/18/15 8:30pm

Ladies Have Road Rage Because Ladies Have Messy Little Lady Brains

You silly women. Once — just once — would I like to receive a story about you jokers doing something right, but it seems like you're determined to play the wacky haphazard-prone neighbor in this crazy little sitcom called life. "What am I doing wrong now," you ask, in your dumb girl voice with your dumb girl mouth.… » 8/24/12 11:30am 8/24/12 11:30am