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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    Heh, that weirdness/twitchiness always has come out in his performances, and before his resurgence I really just chalked it up to the drugs.

    However: It's actually him! I think I love it.

    I also wonder if that's sorta one of the reasons FOR the drugs, like so many unique personalities - that "I am not normal, I can not be normal. I will take drugs that help me forget that I am not normal." The way he talks about his past does seem to suggest he wanted to get away from himself.
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    Edited by NoelleBlue at 11/10/09 4:01 PM NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I adore this incredibly talented man, but damn—he is batshit crazy. #robertdowneyjr
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    Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/10/09

    @Kivrin: I feel enough drug use will addle the brain a tad. Some people it makes denser or unable to remember things and other it makes a little kooky. #robertdowneyjr
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    Elaken was starred Elaken was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I think the 2 + 3=5 is akin to wherever you go, there you are. You know, You are the same no matter how famous or whatever. You are still you. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/10/09

    @badmutha: I took it as all these great things add up to where he is in life, with the gratitude, so if he fucks up and ruins one of them he is going to be lesser. He is at 5 because of 2 and 3 so if he loses 3 he will just have 2. #robertdowneyjr
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    Elaken was starred Elaken was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    "I hit my stride later than most folks. A couple years ago, it really was a big old hip-hip-hooray and let's get somethin' shakin' here. Then pfffffff - it reorganized at this higher level…"

    Actually, this I get. I'm not sure what that says about me.

    But what is going on with the styling on the cover? Is the Bebbeh Esquie Editor jealous of teh hott, or something?
    'Cause that's just all kind of wrong. It looks like they squashed my beautiful RDJ in a Lucite trapezoidal box, in an attempt to maim. #robertdowneyjr
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/10/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I get it too.

    Even knowing it is him I STILL can't recognize him in that person they show on the cover. #robertdowneyjr
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    Elaken was starred Elaken was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/10/09

    @Elaken: I'm gonna pretend he was just doing another persona. Just for the sake of argument, like.

    (Also, I don't want to dwell on it *too* much, but there is a sort of more "RDJ-flippeth-the-bird" ... um ... emphasis in the midst of all the frippery which makes me think he got the joke and also found a way to make the shot's composition more ... interesting. If you will.) #robertdowneyjr
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    Dude, every RDJ interview I've ever read is exactly like this. There was one in GQ a couple of years back that was almost identical except it was peppered with him yelling something like "Let's get pie" and jumping in his car and taking off. I think he works hard to cultivate the manic image.

    Also, this quirky, manic persona is kind of the hallmark of interviews in men's magazines, right? I remember the one from a year or two ago with Clooney where he had a ladder out and was climbing into the interviewer's attic looking for squirrels or something. #robertdowneyjr
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    Breamworthy was starred Breamworthy was unstarred
    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.

    This is what I see: #robertdowneyjr
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    dirtybee was starred dirtybee was unstarred
    Image of Crackers in Bed Crackers in Bed
    11/10/09

    @dirtybee: HAHAHA! yes - natalie dee is the truth :) #robertdowneyjr
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    Crackers in Bed was starred Crackers in Bed was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/10/09

    @dirtybee: YES! I love this cover because RDJ is totally a "look at these awesome balls" kind of guy. #robertdowneyjr
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    11/10/09

    @dirtybee: Bestie. #robertdowneyjr
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of inshallah123 inshallah123
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    "If two plus three is five, then five minus three is two - do you fucking get it?"

    Um, I think he just means he can lose his new status/success as quickly as he got it. #robertdowneyjr
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment inshallah123 was starred inshallah123 was unstarred
    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    11/10/09

    @inshallah123: Or he's really excited that he remembers simple math after the drug years. #robertdowneyjr
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    Excusado promoted this comment FroderickFronkensteen was starred FroderickFronkensteen was unstarred
    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/10/09

    @inshallah123: Thank you, you are fucking brilliant. That was the only one I really didn't get, but you make perfect sense! #robertdowneyjr
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    Breamworthy was starred Breamworthy was unstarred
    Image of inshallah123 inshallah123
    11/10/09

    @Breamworthy: thanks!
    @FroderickFronkensteen: i like that one too. #robertdowneyjr
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    inshallah123 was starred inshallah123 was unstarred
    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    Crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch sorry I couldn't hear him talking over his crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch #robertdowneyjr
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    TurtleSpeak was starred TurtleSpeak was unstarred
    Image of Alexis Alexis
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    You can't have that much hot without a boatload of crazy. And the crazy? Kind of adds to the hot. #robertdowneyjr
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    Alexis was starred Alexis was unstarred
    Image of Armed with Vitriol Armed with Vitriol
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I can clearly see his gonads in this cover photo. #robertdowneyjr
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    bluetrain84 promoted this comment Armed with Vitriol was starred Armed with Vitriol was unstarred
    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    11/10/09

    @Armed with Vitriol: Yea, that's a lot of crotch. #robertdowneyjr
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    bluetrain84 was starred bluetrain84 was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    11/10/09

    @Armed with Vitriol: Camel toe! #robertdowneyjr
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I am 42. RDJ is 44. Why can't I meet men around my age that are this cute?

    I have seriously given up being physically attracted to guys my age. The guys I meet are typically kinda bland. #robertdowneyjr
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    sassyredhead was starred sassyredhead was unstarred
    Image of BeSarcastic BeSarcastic
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I think he's a national treasure. His brain needs a reboot, though.

    He sounds like a spam message:

    "Paranoid anymore? Have a sense of contentment, because you know so much. Take the carrot in stride. If two plus three is five, it is an overwhelming sense of gratitude.

    [links to prescription drugs from Canada]"
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    Edited by BeSarcastic at 11/10/09 2:45 PM BeSarcastic was starred BeSarcastic was unstarred
    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/10/09

    @BeSarcastic: "Shall I tell you the joys of the Jetta station wagon, dude? It's low-profile. It's got it all. The instrumentation, while firmly rooted in the twenty-first century, could easily be mistaken for 1993. The steering wheel has nothing but the steering wheel."

    [CLICK HERE FOR SEXY SINGLES.] #robertdowneyjr
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    TexasCrude was starred TexasCrude was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/10/09

    @BeSarcastic: HI! VIVELAFAT!

    Being hard is good for ladies!!!!! Welike verrility!!!! It really was a big old hip-hip-hooray and let's get somethin' shakin' here!!! STAY HARD!!

    [links to overseas pharmacy] #robertdowneyjr
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of BeSarcastic BeSarcastic
    11/10/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: @TexasCrude:

    If writing spam paid well, I think we could open up our own business. Bravo. #robertdowneyjr
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    BeSarcastic was starred BeSarcastic was unstarred
    Image of hfree hfree
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I wonder if his parole officer reads these things and is like "somebody order a new drug test for Downey!", you know, just to be sure. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of PuffyTail PuffyTail
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    Hmmm...he makes sense to me. Is that a bad sign? :O #robertdowneyjr
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    dcdulce approved this comment PuffyTail was starred PuffyTail was unstarred
    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    11/10/09

    @PuffyTail: Can you translate? #robertdowneyjr
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    TurtleSpeak was starred TurtleSpeak was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I wonder if these remarks seem very Thingish inside his head, but are quite different when they get out into the open and have other people looking at them. #robertdowneyjr
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