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We'd Prefer You Not "Stuff Our Stockings" With Little Things, Esquire - Size Still Matters
Esquire titled an article "How to Stuff a Woman's Stocking," and tried to clarify, saying: "This is not a new euphemism. This is the nine-step guide to filling every square inch with little things that count." Umm-hmm. [Esquire]Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
I've loved RDJ so long. Since Weird Science. Since The Pick-Up Artist. Since Less Than Zero. But this interview with Esquire? I can't understand what the hell he's going on about half the time. More »Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
In our modern peregrinations, few disappointments seem so regular as the inflight magazine, that haven of has-been columnists and destination-story junketry. But I would like to take a minute to appreciate the genre in all its promise. More »Sex Writer: Letting A Woman Insert Your Penis Will Only "Confuse" Her
"Anything that you do to pull the woman back into her head will destroy the moment. Don't ask her anything, don't do anything that she has to think about, don't confuse her." — Robert Rubel, on penis insertion etiquette. [Esquire]Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Goop
Dude, Where's My Vocabulary?
Is dude the most versatile word in the English language? Esquire thinks so, and to prove it, Erik Price collected YouTube clips of situations that require a well-placed dude. We still like fuck better. [Esquire]Bar Refaeli Literarily Naked; Miley Teams With Max Azria
- Bar Refaeli let Esquire write the opening of a Stephen King story on her body for its cover. The weirdest part of the process sounds like the proofreading. [Esquire]
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"Most of the jobs I get are basically very unwholesome people. There's always something wrong with the guy, and sometimes something deeply wrong. I'm tired of that." Much more here. [Esquire]Are Women These Days Not Into Sex?
Esquire writer Stephen Marche asks, "Where have all the loose women gone?" Excellent question! More »Megan Fox Goes Both Ways
Marketed toward chicks on Elle, Megan has a whittled waist and cherry lipstick. On Esquire (for men)? It's nude lips & garters. Oh, and in Esquire's video, she wears very little. [NY Post, Esquire]S. Korea Creates "Safe" Spaces For Female Drivers • Real Life Judge Judy Charged With Rudeness
• South Korea has started painting off certain, extra-roomy parking spaces with pink flowers to denote that they're for unskilled drivers only... i.e. women. • More »"What Is A Man?" Really Annoying, According To Esquire
We're not surprised that Tom Chiarella's Esquire article "What Is a Man?" is chock-full of silly, Maxim-worthy platitudes. But that doesn't mean we can't make fun of it. More »Lindsay & Sam: Another Night, Another Fight
- Video: Samantha Ronson peels out of a Vegas club parking lot. A minute later, Lindsay Lohan emerges, saying, "Did she leave? She fucking left? Where's my car? I want my fucking keys now." [TMZ]
More »Kristen Schaal Designs Her Own Esquire Photo Shoot
Flight of the Conchords returns tonight, giving us another season of hilarious, awkward, and brilliant musical comedy. And though we all love Bret and Jemaine, perhaps crazy FOTC fan Mel deserves a little love, too. More »Today's "Yenta Hour" Lectures Women On How To Be Ladies
Ugh, the fourth hour of Today truly lived up to the nickname "yenta hour" this morning, as Hoda, Kathie Lee, and company advised us on the importance of being proper ladies. More »Wailin' Palin
In a new “What I’ve Learned” interview to be published in its entirety in the March issue of Esquire, Sarah Palin discusses bloggers, New York, her role in the campaign, and SNL. More »Why Straight Dudes Are Comfortable With Their Vince Vaughn Love
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