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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
11/19/08

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Alas, no marriage bells for Tyrese and Brandy, you know, since he's already married and all.
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/19/08

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The girls made it known some time ago they would prefer the Jonas Brothers. But, sigh, of course that won't happen. There's always the Easter Egg Roll!
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Never_Nude
11/19/08

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No, please, no Sasha Fierce at the inauguration. I vote Aretha FTW.

However, I will admit to singing a modified version of "Bootylicious" to my little furry love, Miss Kitty. As in, "I don't think you're ready for Miss Kitty... My kitty's too kittylicious for ya, babe."

Now Hippiechick will hide in shame indefinitely. Ha!
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
11/19/08

@Never_Nude is proud to welcome President Obama: I like a good version of Smelly Cat.

Also, to my fat kitty, rendition of "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" from Tommy Boy: Fat Cat with a Little Head.
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hellosunshine
11/19/08

@Never_Nude is proud to welcome President Obama: No worries, my puppeh gets her very own version of "Baby Got Back" :)
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amoureuse est heureuse
11/19/08

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Half Blood Prince will appear in 5,4,3,2....
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AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
11/19/08

@amoureuse is a second class citizen:I've never feared a Beyonce stan until now.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
11/19/08

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Hmmmm, does this self-promotion thing really work?

BMW - I would make a great model for your vehicles. Send me one, it will be a bold choice.
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SpicyTamale is a GA peach
11/19/08

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I'd much rather see Etta James perform at the inauguration than Beyonce.
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BlondeGoddess
11/19/08

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Plz to stay home, B. Your singing there would totally ruin it for me.
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dirtybee
11/19/08

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I'd give anything to see Gipsy Kings perform at the Inauguration - that would be fucking awesome. Sorry B.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
11/19/08

@dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: Gipsy Kings! And I can just see Obama and Michelle dancing to this!
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dirtybee
11/19/08

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: EXACTLY!! Double clap and everything!
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hortense
11/19/08

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My guess is that Obama will have Stevie Wonder sing at his inauguration, right? He used "Signed Sealed Delivered" all through his campaign at every rally and speech and such.
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rollergirl76
11/19/08

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Beyonce + Barack = Baraki
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katastic
11/19/08

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If they let Beyonce sing at the inauguration, I will be severely disappointed in America. You hear me? Don't push your luck, you just got off the Naughty list.
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
11/19/08

@katastic: I only want her to sing if she performs that Single Ladies song with Justin Timberlake and the YouTube guy dancing backup.
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AthertonMerriweather
11/19/08

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Damn it!!! I just got IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT out of my head and now it's back. Curses Jezebel!
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KittenFluff
11/19/08

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Sadly, I know both of those people's last names.
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BeAgrestic
11/19/08

@KittenFluff: No worries, I do too. And I have no idea why. Maybe it was my subscription to Teen People?
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Lirael
11/19/08

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That mechanical hand is ridiculous. I always wonder if she gets it caught in her weave while doing her spastic dancing.
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sequined
11/19/08

@Lirael: I worry about that, too.

Sidebar: Tyrese is hot. That is all.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
11/19/08

@Lirael: @sequined: No worries - it comes complete with Mason Pearson Brush, dipped in Tiffany's silver, and an ionic flat iron.
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11/19/08

In reply to Loose Lips
beyonce! how exciting. but, nope,still not gonna brave the metro crowds and cross the potomac on inuguration day.
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