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Bob Wiley
08/26/09

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Chris Brown wanted to plead guilty, but his lawyer, Mark Geragos, would not let him??? That's such bullshit, straight from his rep to TMZ. Barf.
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ytuhermanotambien
08/26/09

@Bob Wiley: Right. Your lawyer should certainly advise you on how you should plea, but it would be legal malpractice to not "let" you plead the way you want.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
08/26/09

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Really? Because when people find out I watch TDS and Colbert they don't think I'm cool, they think I am a feminazi baby killer liberal.
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Cimorene
08/26/09

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I love Liev Schreiber so much. So much! He's just such a talent actress. He was the only good thing (besides Bill Murray) in that abomination starring Ethan Hawke as Hamlet.
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NoelleBlue
08/26/09

@Cimorene: I know!! He's just so frackin' talented/cute/mature, it's ridiculous. He was on "Wait Wait Don't tell me" Recently, and there was squeeing, there really was. Oh, Naomi Watts, if you ever get tired of him and of looking totally adorable/happy together, send him my way, could you?
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BabyJane
08/26/09

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Song titles from Pete Townshend's new musical Floss, include:
It's A Gallstone
The Acid Reflux Queen
Hoveround Wizard
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TransFat
08/26/09

@BabyJane:

"The Kids Aren't Alright (they need to get off my lawn)"
"I Cant See For Shit"
"Won't Get Fooled Again, Obama!"
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BabyJane
08/26/09

@TransFat: "I Can't See For Shit," is my favorite!
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Maritsa
08/26/09

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IF (big if) that Gosselin kid bit is true, wow. Might be time to at least dial back the filming.

But given that it comes from "Lies lies lies" Jon, who wants to quit the show to have his OWN show - I'm going to say it's probably not true.
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Yahtzii
08/26/09

@Maritsa: I would take Jon's Ed Hardy-coated lies as a means to an end. I can't imagine having to sort out your parents' divorce on national television.
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Maritsa
08/26/09

@Yahtzii: Good point.
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noodleashy143
08/26/09

@Maritsa: I agree, if this is really true, then you're right, something needs to be done. But I somehow find it hard to believe all 8 really doing this. 6 5-year olds? It seems implausible. If anything, I would imagine that the older girls somehow convinced the little kids to do it.

Or Jon could just be saying it to get out of his contract so he could do the stupid Michael Lohan show.
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Maritsa
08/26/09

@noodleashy143: Yeah, anyone who's ever had to try to organize 6 5 year olds - to do anything has got to have doubts about this story. I mean, did Hannah get up on the table with a UNION sign like in "Norma Rae?"
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Invisible-Echidna
08/27/09

@Maritsa: Kids may refuse to comply when it comes to working with adults, but can be very united when it comes to each other. It could be very common for one child to follow what the other is doing (i.e. One child crying for no reason when another starts crying) And when kids are upset they can very easily refuse anything that's requested of them for the next couple of minutes. Therefore, in theory, it could just take one upset kid being asked to "calm down" or something along those lines "for the cameras" to say "I don't want to on camera!" (or any child-like speech equivalent) for the others to say the same thing in support of their sibling. Brother/sister bonds tend to be quite strong in children. Especially ones that shared a womb/embryos.
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sybann
08/26/09

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Townshend. With an aych.
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PrincessOfPower
08/26/09

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Also, does anyone know if Rihanna has every spoken publicly about the whole incident? Has she given any in-depth interviews?
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cuteasabutton
08/26/09

@PrincessOfPower: I don't think she has said anything at all about it. She has kept a very low profile. I would also think that in any interviews she gives there would be a very distinct "no questions" clause about it. It's a shame because I would love for her to just come out and say that he did it.
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Lady Skittlehattington
08/26/09

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Oh, Liev Schreiber, don't act like wearing a dress is something new for you.
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cuteasabutton
08/26/09

@Lady Skittlehattington: I love that movie.
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Lady Skittlehattington
08/26/09

@cuteasabutton: Me too! Jon Stewart, Madeline Kahn, Steve Martin, Madeline Kahn (she's worth mentioning twice). I mean....what else would anyone need?
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tobesthewonderdog
08/26/09

@Lady Skittlehattington: WHOA what a cast, what movie is this??? madeline kahn died the day before my 11th birthday party and i definitely wept at the karaoke place we rented.
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Lady Skittlehattington
08/27/09

@tobesthewonderdog: Mixed Nuts.
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lilbobbytables
08/26/09

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Jon and Kate's plus 8 — the children — staged a rebellion, refusing to be videotaped for the show. "The kids staged a sit-in — a revolt," Jon tells Life & Style. "They didn't want to work.

Good on them, but I am a little depressed that not only are they more organized than I was at their age(s), but they are more organized than I am now. Well played, young Gosselins. Well played indeed.
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Zombies make the heart grow fonder
08/26/09

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: They sat in the kitchen and held up signs drawn with crayons saying "Hell No We Won't Go"-Now THAT is organization!
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RosyCheeks
08/26/09

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Psh, injections for a bigger ass? Unnecessary. All you really need is some Popeye's chicken. Trust. I am sitting on the ass Popeye's built right now.
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cuteasabutton
08/26/09

@RosyCheeks: I'm really intrigued about this "hood doctor".
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RosyCheeks
08/26/09

@cuteasabutton: Seriously. What makes someone a hood doctor? Was he being a menace while drinking juice (and giving ass injections)?
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ritualtheory
08/26/09

@RosyCheeks: Even if you never posted anything on Jezebel again, "the ass Popeye's built" should be the stuff of legend.
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Orangeblossoms
08/26/09

@RosyCheeks: It also gives your name Rosy Cheeks a whole new connotation...
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
08/26/09

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I know we've been over this a million times, but I cannot see a photo of either CB or Rihanna and not see what he did to her. I just fucking hate that guy so much. I see his stupid smiling face and then I see her face all covered in welts and bruises and I just want to run him over with my truck. Sorry but I just had to get that off my chest.
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cuteasabutton
08/26/09

@now it's just Aesop's Heatstroke.: I feel exactly the same. And I could care less if he is "depressed".
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Cimorene
08/26/09

@cuteasabutton: I'm certainly not one to side with perpetrators, but I'm very happy he's depressed. And wanted to plead guilty, and most of all that he feels ashamed. It shows that he actually understands that what he did was unacceptable. So many abusers just explain their violence away ("oh she slapped me first, she deserved it; oh, she makes me so mad, I couldn't stop myself; oh it wasn't that bad and it was only that one time that it got really out of control; oh I'll never do it again"). It's good--heartening--to know that he actually wants to go to DV counseling. I hope he does, and I hope he learns from his crime, and I hope he never, ever, ever does it again, and especially that he can help other men learn how serious this crime is.
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ketamineKitty
08/26/09

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Thank you, Gosselin children, for being the most intelligent people on this list.
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Ailatan
08/26/09

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You know, Liev, I like you, but let me tell you a little secret: men who don't wear dresses are vain as well.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
08/26/09

@Ailatan: Actually that quote wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. When I read "it was exhilaratingly humiliating" I thought for certain it was because he thought for a man wearing a dress is embarrassing, but it sounds like he just noticed his flaws while wearing the dress.
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Ailatan
08/26/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Well, I can understand that. I only wear separate pieces, because I looks hideous in dresses.
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LucyRed
08/26/09

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Does LL think that it wasn't a robbery because electronics weren't stolen? Someone needs to retake Sociology 101. That's where I learned the difference between a robbery and burglary.
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cait98
08/26/09

@LucyRed: From what I understand, it was a burglary and she wasn't at home when her stuff was stolen. Robbery involves force or violence. She's saying that even though no one attacked her and even though nothing so expensive was taken, she feels violated.
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Zombies make the heart grow fonder
08/26/09

@LucyRed: Penal Code- You don't burglarize people and you don't rob houses. You burglarize a house, a robbery occurs if people are present and there is force, violence, or threat of violence. LL's case was not a robbery.
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Maritsa
08/26/09

@Zombies make the heart grow fonder: Mmm, crim law flashbacks....
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
08/26/09

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Everything in our movie, it's such a heightened version of reality. People don't just break up [in the films] – they break up and it literally kills you. It's not like you just say, 'Oh, I'm really depressed and crying.' I always had a really hard time figuring out, 'Am I doing enough? Do I look like I'm going to die?' My favorite line in the book is when I have to say to [Jacob], 'It's him; it's always been him!' Yeah, it killed me. It killed me."

Kristen then went on to say, "I mean it was just so stupid. I thought I'd die of embarrassment. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was written by a twelve year old! Why did I even agree to do this?"
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NoelleBlue
08/26/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Heh heh. That's about what I read in that quote, also. "This stuff is RIDICULOUS, yup. Bella is a melodramatic twit."
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