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    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    I'm surprised that I agree with Tom Brady. Life doesn't have to follow a cookie cutter pattern to be considered valid?!
    That sounds so filled with rationality!
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past

    Dear Channing, All is forgiven.
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    08/11/09

    @kookla: Oh. Dear me. (wipes sweat from brow)
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    Image of dandelionbrowne dandelionbrowne
    08/11/09

    @kookla:
    jesus and prayers, oh my.
    I do believe I'm going to hell for my thoughts.
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    08/11/09

    @kookla: Is that real? Promise no photoshop? And if it is....
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    08/11/09

    @dandelionbrowne: But Chan is in the shower. Cleanliness is next to -- god look at those abs!
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    08/11/09

    @dangerslut: Smelling salts at the ready.
    @cellydevil: It's 100% Chan-tastic.
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    08/11/09

    @kookla: oh. my. god. WHAT is going on in those briefs. hubba hubba
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    08/11/09

    @kookla: Never has a dude in underpants looked so good. Good LAWD!
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    08/11/09

    @browngirlinthering: I can't lie. I studied it over and over and I still can't figure it out. I think he's smuggling grapes.
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    08/11/09

    @sequined: Amen to that.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    08/12/09

    @kookla: I think he has, like, three balls or something.
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    I cannot for the life of me picture Eric Bana doing stand-up. I can picture him doing a lot of things - but definitely not with that much clothing.
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    08/11/09

    @TransFat: Enjoy!
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Some celebrities need to learn how to make "I" statements.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence.
    No, real life is humping a supermoddle, right?
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Tom Brady, I'm penalizing you 15 yards from the spot of the foul for talking such sense. If you succeed at actually making me like you, I'm petitioning to have you benched for at least three games. Stop messing with my world view: Peyton = good, You = evil, and my life is stressful enough without being forced to rethink these deeply held truths.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    08/11/09

    @jigglyball: Nah, I like logical Tom. The idealized "white picket fence" suburbia doesn't exist. People who elevate suburbia and pretend it's wonderful scare the pants off of me.
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    08/11/09

    @greengrey: Yes, its much more normal to have children by multiple Maxim cover girls.
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    08/11/09

    @clevernamehere: Yup. The women he impregnated are real. Idealized suburbia is not real. Pregnancy = normal. Pretend land = not normal.
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    08/11/09

    @greengrey: I agree with Tom, too. That's the problem. I don't like agreeing with the (on-field) enemy of my One True Love.
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    08/11/09

    @clevernamehere: Haha, I also agree that Tom's normal is not my normal. But anytime we can debunk the myth of normal, I'm OK with it.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Wow. The Imaginarium of Dr Wotsit looks waaaaay better than I thought it would be. Yay, Terry!
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    If possible, I now love Jennifer Hudson even more. Thank you for being nice to your baby and naming him something normal!
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    08/11/09

    @ElizaGray: I love how she never confirmed her pregnancy, right until now when it is over.
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Thanks a lot, Channing Tatum, now we're going to have to hear about strip poles being a symbol of modern young masculinity.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    I thought Tameka and Usher were getting divorced. I am clearly behind on my celebrity goss.
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Tameka Raymond's essay has a lot to recommend it. I like her *way* better than Usher.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Please G*d, Let Terry Gilliam hit this one outta the park!?
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    08/11/09

    @sybann: It is Terry Gilliam so the movie will probably be brilliant, but nobody will go see it, and in ten years every movie buff will have it in their collection.
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    Image of My Jen Could Paint That My Jen Could Paint That
    08/11/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Terry Gilliam made The Brothers Grimm, and though my love for him knows no bounds, that movie sucked major monkey butt. I don't think any movie buffs have that one in their collection. I'm hoping, for the love of Heath Ledger, that this is not another Brothers Grimm.
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    08/11/09

    @My Jen Could Paint That: I had block that one out. Let's hope for it being more "Brazil", "Time Bandits", or "Holy Grail" and less (a LOT less) Grimm.
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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    08/11/09

    @My Jen Could Paint That: Did you see "Tideland"? Don't.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    08/12/09

    @ketamineKitty: I really like Tideland; but I can understand why some wouldn't - ultra-weird and sad.
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    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    So Juliet dies and Kate lives. That's totally ass backwards. Is it too much to ask that she take the weepy doctor with her?
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/11/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: From your lips to God's ears. A Jack-less Lost would rule.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08/11/09

    @Maritsa: Co-sign, but it's never going to happen. Poor Sawyer. I took a shine to Juliet last season. I wonder if the writers had already written her off or if it is directly from her starring in V. I'm thinking the latter but booo-urns.
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    08/11/09

    @TransFat: Oh yeah, it'll never happen. I just can't deal with whiiiiiiiining. Sawyer FTW.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Tom Brady? Try harder.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    08/11/09

    In reply to Jennifer Welcomes Baby Boy; G.I. Joe Star Has Stripper Past
    Umm...Tom? Sometimes life IS living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. It may not be what YOU want but there are other people out here....
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