Hanna's about an ass-kicking teen assassin. This NYC screening was all about ass-kicking teen fashion.

A 14-year-old trained assassin played by Saoirse Ronan? Yes, please, movie people!

• Oh no. You know how someone is harassing and stalking Lindsay Lohan? The culprit might be none other than Sam Lutfi. Ugh.

[Los Angeles, February 7. Image via INFDaily.]

• Jennifer Aniston is concerned that her romance with Gerard Butler will come to an end, now that the movie the two were shooting together, The Bounty, has stopped filming. Surely this means more "Lonely Jen" stories for us all. [PageSix]

[Deauville, France, September 4. Image via WENN.]

• Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:

You'd think the premiere of The Time Traveler's Wife at New York's Ziegfeld Theatre would be a blast. But no - everyone, from Brad Pitt to Rachel McAdams, looked anxious and miserable. Only the kids were having fun!

• Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:

[New York, August 12. Image via INF]