Alabama School Makes 5-Year-Old Sign Suicide/Homicide Safety ContractIsha Aran10/12/14 4:19pm25222EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkA mother in Mobile, Alabama, is reasonably pissed off after E.R. Dickson Elementary School had her 5-year-old sign a contract stating she would not kill or injure herself and/or others after pointing a crayon at another student and saying "Pew pew."