Missed Connection: You Saved a Little Old Lady From a Robbery...SexilyMark Shrayber1/20/15 9:50am8912EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkA mugger, a hero and a little old lady. Put those all together and what do you get? If you're in San Francisco, it's a formula for love. Even when the hero has to be carted away with a trauma blanket and tea. How can you not love a story with the line "Suck on this, Criminal!"?