Let's say you have a couple kids who have been acting way too ungrateful, seriously entitled, and majorly disrespectful this year. You want to teach them more gratitude but you don't know how to do it. Guess what? Christmas is just around the corner. Try canceling it. It's easy!
Hey, were you just dying to hear what some self-obsessed, entitled, gleefully ignorant 20-year-old white woman has to say about the race, class, and gender implications of Miley Cyrus's extremely problematic VMA performance? Well, great news! MILEY CYRUS HAS RELEASED A STATEMENT. [Rimshot.] [Throws self into the sea.]