Go Wild, Avoid Pants, And Stand Warned!

• Yes, this outfit is available! [OC via Racked]
• Kanye's so-last-week jackassery has spawned a tee shirt. We say: stop trying to make "I'ma let you finish" happen! [InventorSpot]
• Miuccia Prada has a "passion for knickers," believes deeply in no-pants. [Telegraph]

Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells

Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed

• Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]

Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"

• Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]

Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk

• Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]

Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?

• A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]

Anna & Enrique Play Peek-A-Boo

[Miami, January 12. Image via INF]

Jennifer Aniston: Buck Naked & Making Brangelina Jokes