Sri Lanka's President Wants Enrique Iglesias's Concert Organizers 'Beaten With Toxic Stingray Tails'

Enrique Iglesias performed in Sri Lanka last week, and the country’s president, Maithripala Sirisena, is furious about how some of the show’s horniest attendees behaved once their bodies were in close proximity to the perpetually stubbled Spanish artist. BBC reports “local women removed their bras in public, threw…
Sri Lankan President Shocked by 'Uncivilized Women' at Enrique Iglesias Concert
Apparently the women of Sri Lanka are completely undone by Enrique Iglesias. The BBC reports that the country’s president Maithripala Sirisena was shocked and appalled by the behavior of “uncivilized women” at Iglesias’ December 20th concert in the capital Colombo.
Enrique Iglesias Had Reconstructive Surgery After that Drone Accident
Drone vs. Enrique update: Enrique Iglesias had reconstructive surgery done on his hand after it was injured in a drone “accident” during a show in Mexico. Why do good drones do bad things?
Enrique Iglesias Versus Drone: Drone Wins By Slicing His Fingers
Enrique Iglesias was performing at a concert in Tijuana, Mexico when he grabbed a drone that was hovering above him onstage and it ended up cutting him. Videos of the incident posted on social media show Iglesias holding onto the drone with his left hand, then slowly reaching towards it with his other hand, when it…
Enrique Iglesias Has Already Released This Year’s ‘Blurred Lines’ Video
Enrique Iglesias, who appears to have not aged at all since Desperado, has released a new single about being a sex addict. Or about performing cunnilingus with a fair degree of competence. Or about butts. Or about the phenomenon of sitting down and having butts shaken against one's nose. Or about having pool parties…
Prince Harry Thinks Pippa Middleton Is A Foxy Filly
You thought royal mania had died down. You thought wrong. Apparently Prince Harry calls Pippa Middleton "Foxy Filly." Scintillating. All this and more will be revealed in a TV special called Crazy About Pippa, which airs next week on TLC. You know, the freakshow network. As one reporter points out: "Since Pippa…
JLo Broke Up With Marc Anthony Hours Before Schmoozing with Will and Kate
By now, unless you've been living under a rock or too busy caring about things that are actually relevant to your life, you know that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting opposite-married ("divorced") after spending the last seven years in a state of wedded something or other. But it's just been revealed that…
Kate Winslet Has A New Man; Kings Of Leon Attacked By Pigeon Poop; Lindsay Taunted By Fellow Inmates
- Kate Winslet has reportedly been spending time with model Louis Dowler. According to a source: "They've been on lots of dates and get on really well. It's early days for them but they enjoy each other's company." [NewsOfTheWorld]
Taylor & Taylor Split; Kim Kardashian Sued For Calling Cookie Diet "Unhealthy"
- Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have split after dating for three months. "He liked her more than she liked him," claims a source.
Go Wild, Avoid Pants, And Stand Warned!
- Yes, this outfit is available! [OC via Racked]
- Kanye's so-last-week jackassery has spawned a tee shirt. We say: stop trying to make "I'ma let you finish" happen! [InventorSpot]
- Miuccia Prada has a "passion for knickers," believes deeply in no-pants. [Telegraph]
Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
Paris Hilton Loves Doggie Style; David Carradine Loved "Elaborate Sexual Devices"
- Paris Hilton's dogs live better than you do. She posted pictures via Twitter of their doghouse—for her 13 purse-sized dogs—that was designed as a mini version of her own home. [Daily Mail]
Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk
- Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]
Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?
- A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and "escorted" away. There's video. [Perez]
Anna & Enrique Play Peek-A-Boo
[Miami, January 12. Image via INF]
