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yvanehtnioj
10/30/09

In reply to Blackface: Officially A Trend
They can call it art, they can call it fashion.

Well they might try to call it art, but I don't see how they'd get away with calling it fashion. These women are naked. They're not even wearing accessories. Where's the fashion, again?

Whatever. Fuck you, thoughtless, lazy, played-out, uncreative photographers and whatever other "artistic geniuses" insist on keeping this trend going. Just because you pissed people off doesn't mean you're a Misunderstood Artiste.
#enoughalready
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badmutha
07/05/09

In reply to Time Machine Somehow Sends Sunday Times Back To 2005
Also, I like it when tabloids use the word "flux" in non-scientific ways. They should print a picture of Brad, Angie, and Jen under the big headline "FLUXING!"
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le monde is rond
07/05/09

In reply to Time Machine Somehow Sends Sunday Times Back To 2005
Sometimes I wonder if Jennifer, Brad and Angelina every get together over coffee to read tabloids and have a good laugh.
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Bunsen Honeydew
07/05/09

@le monde is rond: I like to imagine Jen was tired of Brad and realized she wasn't the marriage type, but thought He and her pal Angelina should go on a blind date since he was having trouble during the initial separation. Angelina clips home decorating and remodeling articles to mail to Jen, while Jen takes the kids every so often so Angie and Brad can go see a movie and go out to dinner. The kids call her Aunt Jen and look forward to being stuffed full of junk food and Jen likes giving them back to their parents after a few hours when they are no fun anymore. And every October they all take a weekend trip to Vermont because Brad and John Mayer are such suckers for those fall colors. This has all been a publicity scam, and we are all suckers.
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YourScreenplaySucks
07/05/09

In reply to Time Machine Somehow Sends Sunday Times Back To 2005
ARE YOU A JENNIFER OR AN ANGELINA?

Do you:

a) Put little braids in your hair for parties?

b) Put on your lowest-cut dress and take off your knickers?

a) Want to do something to make a difference, like volunteer at a soup kitchen?

b) Think about seducing Obama (though, admittedly, it's going to be tough)?

Mostly As: You are a Jennifer, Mostly Bs: You are an Angelina

Thank you for clearing that up, Sunday Times
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Dodgergirl
07/05/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks:

a) want babies more than anything else in the world?

b) collect babies from different places around the world?
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Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
07/05/09

In reply to Time Machine Somehow Sends Sunday Times Back To 2005
2005 was such a bad year in so many ways. Me still being in high school, all those moral-majority types gloating about the coming century of Republican domination, Ugg boots still thought acceptable, etc. I don´t wanna go back.
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badmutha
07/05/09

In reply to Time Machine Somehow Sends Sunday Times Back To 2005
But I don't want to go back to 2005! Who authorized this anyway? Dick Cheney?
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Dodgergirl
07/05/09

In reply to Time Machine Somehow Sends Sunday Times Back To 2005
But what about the Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff/Aaron Carter relationship? They are JUST AS DESERVING of a relationship liveblog!
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MarissaExplainsItAll
07/05/09

In reply to Time Machine Somehow Sends Sunday Times Back To 2005
But what about this Kerry-Bush race? You know Bushie's so gonna lose! YEEEAAAHHHHH WUT?!
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greengrey
07/05/09

@MarissaExplainsItAll: John Kerry is a Frankenstein elitist.
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MarissaExplainsItAll
07/05/09

@greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): Did you know that he threw away his purple heart? We don't want that kind in the White House.
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chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
07/05/09

@MarissaExplainsItAll: I have it on good authority that John Kerry is an Ent. The whole HOOOOOM-HRUMMMMM thing doesn't fly outside of New England.
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