Good News, Reddit: 'Friend Zone' Gets Added to the Oxford Dictionaries

Remember back in 2012 when we thought that the world might be ending at the end of the year? O! Such simpler and more optimistic times those were! Sadly, however, things didn't go the Mayans way and the human race continues to plod into 2013, living and breathing and fighting and loving and legitimizing stupid words… » 2/26/13 1:10pm 2/26/13 1:10pm

Say Goodbye To 'Baby Bump' And 'Man Cave'

Another year is drawing to a close, and that means it's time for Lake Superior State University's annual List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness. After tens of thousands of nominations were submitted, LSSU narrowed it down to the twelve words and phrases which most… » 12/30/11 3:00pm 12/30/11 3:00pm

Horrible Racist Woman To Spend Christmas Yelling Epithets From Jail…

A 34-year-old English woman will be spending Christmas in jail after her request for bail was denied. She was originally thrown in the clink after she let out a racist (and apparently drunken) rant during a train ride, yelling about how immigrants should just go back to their own countries — naturally, the episode… » 12/07/11 12:20pm 12/07/11 12:20pm

Michele Bachmann, Visionary, Calls For English To Be Declared Official …

Speaking to a crowd in South Florida and demonstrating the tact and progressive thinking for which she's now universally acclaimed, Midwestern embarrassment Michele Bachmann told a crowd in the heavily Spanish speaking neck of the woods that illegal immigrants should be deported, babies born in the US shouldn't… » 12/02/11 2:10pm 12/02/11 2:10pm

Britain Shamed By Proliferation Of Drunken Ladies

"Captured on our streets by a foreign lens," ran The Daily Mail headline, "shaming images that turned Britain into a laughing stock." The captions warned, "Tequila-fuelled young women strike crude poses that will (or should) mortify them in the sober light of day. More worryingly, one or two are unconscious on the pavement, … » 9/23/11 7:20pm 9/23/11 7:20pm

Political Porn

Last week, British actors Thandie Newton and Ricky Gervais were employed » 10/28/08 9:20am 10/28/08 9:20am by to add some much needed British wit to the of the political porno, . Naturally, Thandie Newton knocked such lines as "Why dontcha take yer nuts out of your little Gucci purse, grab your noodle and act like a man" and "Feast yer eyes on Mama's…