It's hard for me to hate on stunt wedding proposals, even if they take place during shitty B-grade movies and are touted by local media outlets as "epic."

Today in true love that you could only dream of having, WNBA superstar and all around hero Brittney Griner just got engaged to her girlfriend Glory Johnson. She posted a very cute picture of her, sporting a pink bowtie, proposing to Johnson on Instagram last night. Looks like they were surrounded by friends and/or…

One week after proposing to actress Gabrielle Union with a stunning diamond ring, this man Dwyane Wade announces — lets news leak of? — a new baby boy with another woman. Yes, you read that last sentence correctly. The star Miami Heat player hooked up with the mother of his newest son while he and Union were "on a…

Do you know the couple in the above photo? Because this picture of their proposal on the Rockefeller ice skating rink two nights ago is pretty freaking magical and they should have it. JEZEBEL ACTIVATE!

Oh Aaron Paul. We spend so much time devoted to our intense studies of The Batch, Ryan Gosling, Hiddles, Jensen Ackles and other highly gif-able men, we all too often forget what a wondrous gift you are.

This morning on Today, Al Roker was about to do the weather when he took a detour and introduced a woman who works at a non-profit. Simone Jhingoor was prepared to talk about the Women's Housing and Economic Development Corporation — which sounds great and important — when suddenly, her boyfriend, Chirag Shah, showed…

Look, times have changed, k ladiez? It's no longer enough to simply meet a guy, date him, fall in love, determine if you share the same general values and have a proven ability to weather conflict until you both arrive at the idea that marriage is a solid idea. The bar has been raised, and in order to help a man see…

Since many of us are busy posting every mason jar under the sun to our "BIG DAY!! <3" Pinterest boards, it's kinda surprising that it took a dude this long to use these details to his advantage.

Apparently ladies are now opening up their pocket books to ensure they receive the rock that their hand both needs (?) and deserves (?). Hey, maybe the sandwich lady will buy her own in the shape of a miniature foot-long sub? Romance!

For the couple who wants more gore in their love story! Please file this under "Alright, sure, why not, if you have to have an engagement photo I guess this is better than the two of you standing in a field holding hands?"

Stop battening the hatches. Get out of the basement. Put your storm chaser gear away. Those wails you hear echoing through the streets aren't tornado sirens. They're the cries of prepubescent girls. You see, Zayn Malik, One Direction's sexiest little scrumpet, has gotten engaged to girlfriend Perrie Edwards and 11-16…

It's wedding season! (For single gals like me, this means drinking season.) But if the season's general aura of sweaty love made you realize you want to ask for your partner's hand in marriage, please take these recommendations into your consideration so you do not look like an embarrassing attention-seeking…

What a terrible friend Kelly Clarkson has turned out to be! First, we learn that she's actually one of those twitchy Ron Paul supporters who nevertheless uses our sprawling highway system with nary a thought to its genesis, and now she tells us about her engagement to talent manager Brandon Blackstock, stepson of Reba…

Sandra Fluke, newly minted feminist icon who was called a "slut" after testifying about the cost of birth control before members of Congress, has gotten engaged to her boyfriend of 8 years. That harridan!

Bad news for all you lovers of milky contact lenses and secretive Wonder Years pasts — Marilyn Manson is tying the knot with his girlfriend of 5 weeks, "independent occult film maker" Seraphim Ward. Sources say that Manson proposed with a family ring (ooooh) of celtic origin (ahhhh) and that Seraphim is over the…

He finally "put a ring on it," as they say. A big ring, as far as we can tell. Jeweler Robert Procop, who designed the bauble, confirms that it is indeed an engagement ring, and not just a random present for the United Nations Goodwill ambassador and mother of six. Ms. Jolie was seen wearing the sparkling diamond at…

Apparently Jason Trawick popped the question last night — on his 40th birthday (which means they are both Sagittarius? Wow). This will be Brit's third marriage and last night she tweeted, "OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I've been waiting for. Can't wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!!" We can…