Women Are Now Buying Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings

Apparently ladies are now opening up their pocket books to ensure they receive the rock that their hand both needs (?) and deserves (?). Hey, maybe the sandwich lady will buy her own in the shape of a miniature foot-long sub? Romance!
Blake Lively's Giant Diamond Ring Is Really, Really Distracting
Warning: Be very careful while watching this cooking segment, lest ye be blinded by a diamond the size of Wisconsin. Apparently the end product of this recipe is 70% brie, which I don't have a problem with, and it seems as though Blake Lively has a cool technique when it comes to egg cracking, but who can concentrate…
Your Giant Engagement Ring Looks Tacky and Makes Me Want to Rob You
Congratulations! You've found the person of your dreams and think that you want to get married. Either that or you're like, "Screw rules, screw society, I'm gonna buy myself a ring and a dress and marry myself because it's 2013 and I can do what I want!" Sure you can; you're an independent woman/crazy person and no…
Celebrity Engagements Make Normals Lust After Fancy Rings
Call it the trickle-down-effect for engagement ring trends — whenever a celebrity gets engaged and starts sporting a shiny new bauble, jewelers everywhere rush to craft similar rings and capitalize on the popular urge to sport the same jewelry as America's pagan cult of entertainers or the U.K.'s pagan cult of inbred…
Men Spending Less On Engagement Rings
Another sign that these are tough economic times: Many men are only spending three weeks' salary, rather than the recommended three months' salary on engagement rings. A study by the British home insurance firm LV found that nearly two thirds of grooms buy rings that cost less than a month's paycheck. People losing…
Engagement-Ring Obsessed? There's An App For That.
It's fairly obvious that the Tiffany & Co. Engagement Ring Finder was invented for women. After all, the goal of all unmarried ladies is to have a hunk of diamond on that special finger — and quick! But it's strange:
Breaking It Off With A Girl's Best Friend
Writer Conor Friedersdorf is attempting to start a boycott of diamond engagement rings:
When Your First Engagement Ring Just Doesn't Cut It
Turns out, a diamond isn't forever - at least, not when it's small. According to a recent trend piece, many wives, unsatisfied with their original engagement rings, are trading them in for something even shinier.
Why Not Just Walk Around With Bank Statement Tattoos?
A reader sent us the link to the art of Lee Gainer, whose "Two Months Salary" series shows what kind of rings an A-list actor can buy, as compared to, say, a fast food cook.
Dude Says Diamonds Are "Profoundly Anti-Feminist," And Not Just Because He Can't Afford One
What does a diamond engagement ring mean to you? Love? Money? "Forever?" Over on Nerve, Ken Mondschein posits that diamond engagement rings are "profoundly anti-feminist." The idea that "only a diamond will do" is a relatively recent innovation, he explains. See, diamonds used to be so rare that only the very very…
When An Engagement Gets Called Off, Who Gets The Ring?
The Tennessee Court Of Appeals has ruled that if the wedding is canceled, the person who gave the engagement ring is entitled to get it back, reports blog Say Anything. In the ruling, Judge Charles D. Susano wrote, "We hold that an engagement ring is given in contemplation of marriage, and as such, is impliedly a…
