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    A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future

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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    This one is fantastic:

    [www.huffingtonpost.com]

    Palin: Criticism Threatens My First Amendment Rights


    Please read through until the smackdown on the bottom of the article, it's delicious.

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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/31/08

    @Kali Mama: is she serious? does she know what she is saying? this can't be real.... please, please let it not be real
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    10/31/08

    @linnyt: Consider how many times you've asked yourself this with her.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    Don't worry, I have the perfect cure for this video, it's just taking a second to fix.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    10/31/08

    @rmric0.is.the.liberal.media.establishment:


    That should work in a few minutes.

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    10/31/08

    @rmric0.is.the.liberal.media.establishment: Ooooh, that fixes everything, forever.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    10/31/08

    @heykoukla: That child is my crack.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    I finally figured out who she reminds me of physically - my mom when I was really little. Holy crap. I wonder if that's why my reaction to her is so visceral. Oh wait. It's because she's a fucking hateful moron.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    10/31/08

    @Hamsterpants: I feel you. She reminds me of my older sister, who is about to turn 50. My sis is a little crazy, but not cowsuit like this one.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/31/08

    @Hamsterpants: my dad thinks she is hot. i think she looks a lot like my mom
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    10/31/08

    @Never_Nude mailed in her ballot for Obama!: @Hamsterpants:


    She looks a LOT like my mom when I was younger. It really creeps me out, because I love my mom. But not Sarah Palin. Goodness gracious no.

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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    Imagine it: The World, December 31, 2011.


    The U.S. Americans are hoveling in their shantytowns, listening to Steppenwolf on the community center radio, thinking of happier times. Outside, fire rains from the heavens as seven angels pour seven bowls over the Earth. The water does nothing to the raging inferno. The Beast walks around the Earth, devouring those who dare to defy it in its gaping hell-mouth. In the Secret Hockey Rink of Dispair, Sarah Palin records another propaganda speech to send to the masses. Each time she winks, Bambi dies a thousand deaths.


    I imagine this is the horror story that President Obama will tell his children next Halloween, before they carve Jack-O-Lanterns and hand out candy corn to happy children trick or treating at the White House.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/31/08

    @pandorasmittens: Oooooo! Scarrryyyy!!
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    10/31/08

    @pandorasmittens: You forgot the part about the Rapture claiming Kirk Cameron and all his ilk - leaving the rest of us LEFT BEHIND.
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    10/31/08

    @Hamsterpants:Should we tattoo the Mark to ourselves now, or later?
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    10/31/08

    @pandorasmittens: Amateur. If you're not born with the Mark of the Beast, you're nowhere. Satanick predestinayshun, ur doin it rong.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    10/31/08

    @Hamsterpants: Mine's shaped like a jellybean! Or is that just a birthmark?
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    Holy shit. We're doomed.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    Oh my god. nonononononononononooooooooooooooooooo....
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    I can't hear her - I just look into her pretty, pretty eyes and am mesmerized. Oh, wait. The sound on my computer is turned down. Nevermind.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    USING SOMEONE'S OWN WORDS IS SEXIST, YOU GUISE.
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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of nolongerinacubiclestillawhore nolongerinacubiclestillawhore
    10/31/08

    @JessicaLovejoy wants a Deldeaux in Butts!: You betcha! *wink*
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    Image of labeled labeled
    10/31/08

    In reply to A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
    Click on the picture at left to watch.


    No. And you can't make me.

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    Image of labeled labeled
    10/31/08

    @labeled: OK, fine, I watched.


    Don't you ever do that again, missy!

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    10/31/08

    @labeled: Heh. Sucker. Some of us are holding strong!!*


    *Because we don't have sound on our work computers.

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