No Really, What Do You Have Against The Condoms, Luv Guv?

There's the fact Silda is hot. The fact that she showed up. The fact it all went down at the fucking Mayflower. There's the fact this makes Jack Grubman's little Blackberry preschool tryst look sweet and sincere, and the fact this has to put Eliot Spitzer one degree of sexaration from some of the Wall Street… » 3/11/08 10:00am 3/11/08 10:00am

How Do These Shits Get Their Wives To Come To The "I Am A Shit" Press Conference Anyway, And Other Marvels

  • Emperor's Club Client #9, you are a fucking tool. Clients #1-8 are also tools, but thanks to your long history of strident self-righteousness towards the types of dudes who can afford shit that costs $31,000 a day, you are surely the biggest, and your vague, meager non-resignation speech betrays virtually no…
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