You know what bothers me more than the wedding picture as profile pic? The baby picture as profile pic. Seriously, I suddenly feel like all of my old high school friends have been replace by 18 month olds.
@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): The word "occasionally" leads me to believe that you at least swap out the pictures on a semi-regular basis, and therefore I approve. (There might also be a bit of bitterness because I can't use a cat picture as my profile, because the taunting would never end.)
@RisaPlata: Very true, I do swap it out frequently. I think I've only used 3 puppeh avatars in the past year. It's usually a picture of me, the Yankees logo, or, uh, once in a while Ewan McGregor.
@Annabellie: How long is okay to use the wedding profile picture, because it's just such a good picture... It's the only time I've ever had my hair and makeup professionally done... Does it make it better that my husband isn't in it?
@Annabellie: There was a similar post to this on STFU, Parents. The guy was complaining that he looked like a pedophile since he was friends with a bunch of toddlers.
I am unsure why Emmy Rossum put "butt scan" in quotation marks. Or why it took her 90 minutes to decide not to do it. Who stands at a copier for 90 minutes?
You guys, Jezebel has totally ruined me. I used to think John Mayer was a total arse, then I started reading tweet beat and following him on twitter and got taken in by his rakish wit and boyish good looks. And then I ended up having a John Mayer sexing dream the other night. Noooooooooo.
@PaigeTurner: .....EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. You just reminded me of a scene from a story I just read. So, guy gets a tape from ex sorta girl friend where she strips (off her leapard-print clothing), meows, and touches herself to swing music.
@MargaretMoony: I read a profile on him in which he shares with the interviewer that since he's been on the road, his cat has been mad at him. So he was leaving cat treats around and trying to win the cat back. It was kind of adorbs.
Stumbling on stage keeps you humble? Funny, I would think that it was not knowing what the Bush Doctrine or the names of the newspapers you read are that keeps you humble. Guess that's why I was never a VP candidate.
House Wives Anecdote. This morning my boss (a Chief Merchandising Officer) was leading a meeting and when someone was late he said "you're tarty to the party" and proceeded to talk about how much he loves The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
@Penny: Wait a second. Did he say "tarty" as in, kinda slutty, or "tardy" as in late? Not trying to correct you but the former would make it funnier coming from a boss
Soulja Boy's tweet inspired me to read about catfish anatomy. Female fish use the same hole for defecation, urination and sex, so I'm guessing that being cleaner than a catfish's cloaca isn't saying much about him.
(Okay, on doing slightly more research, I think the fish's anus is separate, but my point still more or less stands.)
@MalinaMango: You're being a bad scientist though. Sure, catfish anatomy is important, but it's only half the story. You've done ZERO research on the cleaning habits of catfish, which also needed to be factored into your end decision. Please report back your findings.
@toastandlove: It's not wrong at all. I heard one of his songs once and I'd much rather spend hours reading about fish reproduction than have to listen to it again.
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...Okay, okay, I'll switch it out.
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But really, doesn't she have underlings to do her 90 minutes worth of photocopying for her?
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And DEAR GOD Simon Pegg is super awesome! But, we already knew that.
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(and Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant, Lee Pace etc etc)
i hate myself for reading these twatter threads, by the way.
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(Okay, on doing slightly more research, I think the fish's anus is separate, but my point still more or less stands.)
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