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    Image of WizardDentist WizardDentist
    12/11/09

    In reply to Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
    Donnie Wahlberg used to be at the epicenter of my childhood fantasies. Now I find him reach-for-my-pepper-spray creepy.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/11/09

    In reply to Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
    You know what bothers me more than the wedding picture as profile pic? The baby picture as profile pic. Seriously, I suddenly feel like all of my old high school friends have been replace by 18 month olds.
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: Several of my high school friends have been replaced by dogs.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/09

    @RisaPlata: I will confess to occasionally doing the dog profile pic. But it's a dog in sunglasses! Or staring at a laptop screen!
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    12/11/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Plus, your puppeh is awesome.
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    12/11/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): The word "occasionally" leads me to believe that you at least swap out the pictures on a semi-regular basis, and therefore I approve. (There might also be a bit of bitterness because I can't use a cat picture as my profile, because the taunting would never end.)
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/09

    @RisaPlata: Very true, I do swap it out frequently. I think I've only used 3 puppeh avatars in the past year. It's usually a picture of me, the Yankees logo, or, uh, once in a while Ewan McGregor.
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: I use my 5th grade picture. But it's only because I'm perpetually a tweenager.
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: How long is okay to use the wedding profile picture, because it's just such a good picture... It's the only time I've ever had my hair and makeup professionally done... Does it make it better that my husband isn't in it?

    ...Okay, okay, I'll switch it out.
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: I peaked around 4, so people get a better impression from a baby picture than a current one
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: Me, I'm a banana. Which no one has ever questioned, by the way.
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: I had several friends do weekly updated pics of their growing bellies (and the finale sad empty womb shot).
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    12/11/09

    @Annabellie: There was a similar post to this on STFU, Parents. The guy was complaining that he looked like a pedophile since he was friends with a bunch of toddlers.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/12/09

    @Antrack: I love my wedding pictures too. F the haters!
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    Image of kookoocachaw kookoocachaw
    12/11/09

    In reply to Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
    Oh Official Audrina. It's like you're still 13.
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    12/11/09

    @kookoocachaw: That's exactly what I thought when I saw that tweet. "And how old are you again Audrina???"
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    12/11/09

    In reply to Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears
    I am unsure why Emmy Rossum put "butt scan" in quotation marks. Or why it took her 90 minutes to decide not to do it. Who stands at a copier for 90 minutes?
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    12/11/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Maybe she had a lot to photocopy and while she was photocopying she was all "Hey, I should do a butt scan, the kind with quotation marks around it."

    But really, doesn't she have underlings to do her 90 minutes worth of photocopying for her?
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    12/12/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Maybe she got high with her Counting Crows boyfriend, then went to the library, and zoned out in front of the copier.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Stocking stuffer for Russell Brand!!!1
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    Image of twirlywhirly twirlywhirly
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Somehow I can't imagine a "catfish pussy" to be very clean.
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    12/07/09

    @twirlywhirly: Kinda muddy and slimy and ...eeew.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    You guys, Jezebel has totally ruined me. I used to think John Mayer was a total arse, then I started reading tweet beat and following him on twitter and got taken in by his rakish wit and boyish good looks. And then I ended up having a John Mayer sexing dream the other night. Noooooooooo.
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    12/07/09

    @furthermore: The same thing happened to me, sexy dream and all. We should start a support group.
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    12/07/09

    @bitingfairy: Admitting we have a problem is the first step.
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/08/09

    @furthermore: Lucky. Jezebel made me have a mutherfuckin' JON GOSSELIN sex dream! I can never get over this.
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    12/08/09

    @Hana Maru: Oh dear Lord! You poor, poor soul.
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    12/08/09

    @Hana Maru: I am so, so sorry. Big hugs and cake/pie.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Aw, Russell Brand's a cat person!

    And DEAR GOD Simon Pegg is super awesome! But, we already knew that.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/07/09

    @MargaretMoony: This may explain Katy Perry's inordinate amount of leopard-print clothing.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/07/09

    @PaigeTurner: .....EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. You just reminded me of a scene from a story I just read. So, guy gets a tape from ex sorta girl friend where she strips (off her leapard-print clothing), meows, and touches herself to swing music.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/07/09

    @MargaretMoony: That BEGS the question: what are you reading?!
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    Image of toastandlove toastandlove
    12/07/09

    @MargaretMoony: I read a profile on him in which he shares with the interviewer that since he's been on the road, his cat has been mad at him. So he was leaving cat treats around and trying to win the cat back. It was kind of adorbs.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/08/09

    @toastandlove: Aw, that's the kinda guy I can get behind.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    wants to be married to Simon Pegg.

    (and Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant, Lee Pace etc etc)

    i hate myself for reading these twatter threads, by the way.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Stumbling on stage keeps you humble? Funny, I would think that it was not knowing what the Bush Doctrine or the names of the newspapers you read are that keeps you humble. Guess that's why I was never a VP candidate.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    House Wives Anecdote. This morning my boss (a Chief Merchandising Officer) was leading a meeting and when someone was late he said "you're tarty to the party" and proceeded to talk about how much he loves The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

    Color me shocked.
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    Image of Cytochromeo Cytochromeo
    12/08/09

    @Penny: Wait a second. Did he say "tarty" as in, kinda slutty, or "tardy" as in late? Not trying to correct you but the former would make it funnier coming from a boss
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/08/09

    @Cytochromeo: LOL yes he said tardy, my bad!
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Soulja Boy's tweet inspired me to read about catfish anatomy. Female fish use the same hole for defecation, urination and sex, so I'm guessing that being cleaner than a catfish's cloaca isn't saying much about him.

    (Okay, on doing slightly more research, I think the fish's anus is separate, but my point still more or less stands.)
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    prettycool promoted this comment Edited by MalinaMango at 12/07/09 8:37 PM MalinaMango was starred MalinaMango was unstarred
    Image of prettycool prettycool
    12/07/09

    @MalinaMango: Thank you for doing the research for me.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/07/09

    @MalinaMango: You're being a bad scientist though. Sure, catfish anatomy is important, but it's only half the story. You've done ZERO research on the cleaning habits of catfish, which also needed to be factored into your end decision. Please report back your findings.
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    Image of Lindsay Lindsay
    12/07/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Just looked it up on UrbanDictionary and now my head is spinning. I guess #4? Kids. These. Days.: [www.urbandictionary.com]
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    12/07/09

    @MyNameIsChris: We don't need science to prove that he's dirty. His Twitter account is ample evidence.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/07/09

    @Lindsay: Oh, Dear! That makes me all a twitter like a spinster aunt from the 1800s.
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    12/07/09

    @MalinaMango: Is it wrong that I find catfish cloacas endlessly more fascinating than SouljaBoy?
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    12/08/09

    @toastandlove: It's not wrong at all. I heard one of his songs once and I'd much rather spend hours reading about fish reproduction than have to listen to it again.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    So what happens when Low Battery sexts you for a Golden Shower, Mayer? Does that mean your Shower Head needs a changing? Cheat FAIL.
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    Image of Good Cop Baby Cop Good Cop Baby Cop
    12/07/09

    @ElleL: "...until the moment your girlfriend walks in with your phone and asks who Low Battery is and why they want you inside them again."
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    12/07/09

    @Good Cop Baby Cop: "Oh honey, that was just the batter charger, reminding me to charge."
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    John Mayer, you may be a jerk, but damn you're a genius.
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Ha, Russell Brand's tweet is the perfect companion to his quote from the dirt bag this morning.
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