Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

• Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:

Pro-Polanski Camp Accuses Emma Thompson Of "Petition Tourism"

Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger

• Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:

Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake

• Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed the rumors that her five-year marriage to Kelli Carpenter is on the rocks. She said: "Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues..."

Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November

• A Swiss tribunal is expected to rule on Roman Polanski's appeal to be freed from jail by the end of the week. Polanski's lawyer says he would be willing to stay under house arrest at his Swiss villa if released.

Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show

• The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.

Gosselins Fight Over Twins' Birthday; Britney's Kids Living In Squalor At K-Fed's

• In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, a visibly angry Jon Gosselin says Kate Gosselin is trying to prevent him from seeing their twins on their birthday tomorrow but, "She can't tell me what to do... I'm just going to stay."

Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick

• Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.

Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music

• Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.

Michael Douglas Will Play Liberace; Angelina Takes Zahara Back To Ethiopia

• Steven Soderbergh has confirmed that his next film will star Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his longtime lover. Soderbergh said, "We've already done some costume and wardrobe tests on Michael, and they're very, very, very good..."

Hailey Glassman Gushes About Jon Gosselin; Kiefer's Cleared Of Headbutting Charges

• Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."

Long In The Tooth

[London, July 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High

• According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]

Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest

• Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:

Britney Throws An Alcohol-Free Circus, Iggy Pop Trashes Billy Corgan, And Jay-Z Kills Autotune

• VIP guests at Britney Spears' recent London gig weren't too happy when they discovered that Britney had declared the backstage to be a alcohol free area as a result of "her problems with alcohol." [TheSun]

Kiefer Sutherland To Turn Himself In

• Kiefer Sutherland may be looking at a minor assault charge in NYC for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. The real problem?

Emma Thompson: Celebrities + Charities = "Causeweariness"

Emma Thompson Has A Real Chip On Her _______

[Paris, February 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

A Peek Inside Daniel Craig's Pants

• Does Daniel Craig have a tattoo on his magic stick? He told Jay Leno: "I have a couple of tattoos where you’d see them. There’s another where you wouldn’t. It’s hidden away."

Britney On Hunger Strike?

• Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]