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    Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged

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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    06/04/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Please, please, please tell me Ashlee will release a statement blaming acid reflux for her drunken antics.

    ** fingers crossed **
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    I don't think Mama Jonas was talking about evil groupies in that quote, even with the mention of seduction. It is pretty common Christian language to talk about God/the world testing you by presenting situations where it would be easy to do something you'd normally disagree with.


    I know very little about the Jonas brothers, but I think they get too much shit for the purity issue. Part of being sex positive should be supporting every one's sexual decisions.

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    Image of kookla kookla
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Last Days came out in 2005. Michael Pitt was amazing.
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    Image of pursedangler pursedangler
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Wow. Just when I thought I couldn't have any less regard for Ashlee Simpson, you have to go ahead and prove me wrong! Or, rather, she has to go ahead and prove me wrong! To echo the others, way to stay classy, Ashleeeeeeeee.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    06/03/09

    @pursedangler: ha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants to say Ashleeeeeeeeeeee every time I read her name.
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    I would ask if anyone who was surprised by the assertion that Marilyn Manson has a drug problem, and then I remembered that it's not 1997 and nobody cares.
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Sorta off-topic, but... Ashlee's skin is TO DIE.
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    Image of apocalypse-nowish apocalypse-nowish
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Um, 'Last Days' came out like three years ago, people. What the hell?
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    06/03/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: PS Dave Grohl said he watched it and everything and didn't love it but didn't hate it, for obvious reasons.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    06/03/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: Like minds!! Didn't read your comment before submitting. Last Days came out in 2005!!
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    06/03/09

    @apocalypse-nowish: Also, check out Delirious with Pitt and Buscemi. It's hilarious!!


    [www.imdb.com]

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    Image of Papershoes Papershoes
    06/03/09

    @kookla: Ever seen Funny Games with Michael Pitt too? Creepy!
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    Image of Chrissyteenychan Chrissyteenychan
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Wow. Nothing surprised me until the comment at the very end re: the Jonas brothers. First is the obligatory mention of a man's testosterone and desires, which apparently limits their capacity to make informed personal decisions. And then the blame heaped on the person who will eventually seduce them? Wow. Praying does not have a solid history of preventing teen pregnancy.
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    06/03/09

    @Chrissyteenychan: Right? Just ask Mandy Moores character in Saved.
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    06/03/09

    @BellaTricks: Moore's. Oops.
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    Image of eidolem eidolem
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Sacrilege, darling. Don't go remembering Michael Pitt from Dawson's Creek! Remember him as Tommy Gnosis from Hedwig and the Angry Inch, or even one half of the psycho killer duo in Funny Games.


    He's done stuff! I promise!

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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    06/03/09

    @eidolem: Oh, he was so scary in Funny Games! That look he gives at the end that breaks the fourth wall...so chilling.
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    I was a little bit frightened for this Last Days movie, but, according to IMDB, both Kim Gorden and Kurt Loder are (at least tangentially) involved. That I can get behind.
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    06/03/09

    @PrarieMuffin: I meant Kim Gordon. Fuck, does the internet make me stupid.
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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    06/04/09

    @PrarieMuffin: The film already came out a while ago, like years ago. It's not that bad. And it's Gus Van Sant, so he's pretty good.
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    onestrawplz was starred onestrawplz was unstarred
    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    I don't like Miley Cyrus's holier-than-thou image. but Peaches Geldof? Try not to live in a glass house and then start throwing stones mmmkay?
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    06/03/09

    @Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is going to the DGUS...: In terms of background, she's not so far from Ms Cyrus either. It's not Peaches created herself, her father did.
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    Image of Poubelle Poubelle
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Yeah, Denise Jonas, the only reason your sons might have sex is because they might be seduced and "tested," and not because they're teenagers (aren't two of them legally adults now?) who might just decide sex is something they want to do. Since sex is never fun and awful unless you're married and trying for kids, amirite?
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    Image of CrazyLegsMeg CrazyLegsMeg
    06/03/09

    @Poubelle: I wonder if I'm the only one who misinterpreted the "tested and tested" reference. I thought she meant tested for STDs. I see she means tested by Satan.
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    06/03/09

    @Poubelle: And can you imagine what she'd be saying if they were the Jonas Sisters? Not anything like that, clearly.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    06/03/09

    @Poubelle: Yes, who among us is not "above or below seduction'?


    I'll take below tonight...I'm tired.

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    Image of femputer femputer
    06/03/09

    @CrazyLegsMeg: nope - my mind went there immediately. Or to some kind of virginity test for males....the seal hasn't been broken - I've checked.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    06/03/09

    @keldo: Those of us who are exactly on its level?
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    I am hopeful that NPH's Tony Award hosting job will eventually lead to his hosting the Oscars... and possibly taking over the world.


    [IMG][i533.photobucket.com]]

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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    06/03/09

    @Dodgergirl: I have yet to figure out the art of posting photos.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    06/03/09

    @Dodgergirl:
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    Image of Elle O. Elle Elle O. Elle
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Am I the only one kinda skeeved out by Peter Facinelli refering to Jenny Garth only as "my wife"? I've got a friend who does that when talking about her boyfriend, even to people who know him and it's pretty icky. Yes, we know you're dating/married. Now call them by their name.
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    Image of beastybeatsy beastybeatsy
    06/03/09

    @Elle O. Elle: I prefer the term 'sex monkey'
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    06/03/09

    @beastybeatsy: OR "FUCK PUPPET". Like in Six Feet Under when Brenda meets Nate's parents? One of her best lines EVZ
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    06/03/09

    In reply to Ashlee's Drunken Attack On Pete's Ex; Kim Kardashian Engaged
    Michael Pitt! I remember him as Tommy Gnosis from Hedwig and the Angry Inch! (I unfortunately never had the pleasure of watching Dawson's Creek.)
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    Image of lacey in ak lacey in ak
    06/03/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: And he was in The Dreamers, right? I love him.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    06/03/09

    @lacey in ak: yeah, to me he'll always be the guy in the Dreamers that fingers his twin sister...
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    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was starred Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was unstarred
    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    06/03/09

    @Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): It's not his twin sister. He's the American. It's pretty weird when he and the girl have sex in front of her brother, though.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    06/03/09

    @JessaFields: oh yeah! duhhh me, he's the American. But yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
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    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was starred Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was unstarred
    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    06/03/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: OMG his masturbation scene as Tommy?! OMSDFMSDG SO HOT.

    The Dreamers, also wonderful. His French is adorable. It's also a book but it's so pretentious that I couldn't keep reading it.
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    Image of broad broad
    06/04/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch and everyone: Let's not forget him in "Bully," either, as the goofy murderous addict!
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