Shocker: Lindsay Lohan Forgets to Show Up for Work on The Canyons

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Lindsay Lohan's gotta blow off her obligations on the set of every single movie she's worked on for the last five years. In other words, if you play with fire, fire is probably gonna do drugs and drink Red Bull all night and wake up at 4 PM in a bed at the Four Seasons, trying to… » 10/19/12 9:00am 10/19/12 9:00am

Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled

Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at… » 10/17/12 9:00am 10/17/12 9:00am

Katy Perry Mourns The Death Of Troubled Ex-Boyfriend Johnny Lewis

The tale of Johnny Lewis, the Sons of Anarchy actor who fell to his death in Los Feliz after murdering his elderly landlord, just keeps getting sadder and crazier. His father Michael was in one of the highest ranks of Scientology, and it's come out that the younger Lewis was trying to kick a serious drug addiction… » 9/28/12 9:00am 9/28/12 9:00am

This Week In Tabloids: That Time Kim Kardashian Had Sex With Two Porn…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Intern Tanisha assists as we gobble the fast food gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week: Emily from The Bachelorette has been sending filthy texts and nudie pix to a dude who is not her fiancé; a porn star claims he was in a three-way with Kim… » 8/22/12 3:00pm 8/22/12 3:00pm

Madonna Tastelessly Waves Guns Around Onstage Post-Aurora Shooting

In her continued (and, if you ask me, unnecessary) bid for relevancy, Madonna most recently pissed off Mothers Against Guns during her MDNA tour. They objected when Madge waved around some (fake) firearms onstage during a concert in Murrayfield, Scotland not 48 hours after the Colorado Dark Knight Rises shooting, also… » 7/23/12 9:00am 7/23/12 9:00am

Chris Colfer Publishes Novel, Makes You Realize What You Could Have…

We've lost count of how many "threats" Glee star Chris Colfer is at this point: dancing, singing, acting, onscreen ascot-wearing, a 2011 Time Magazine Influential Person, and now novel-writing. Sextuple threat? The Golden Globe winner and two-time Emmy nominee's debut novel, a fantasy called The Land of Stories: The… » 7/17/12 9:00am 7/17/12 9:00am

Emily the Bachelorette Refuses to Use Her Fantasy Suite for Sex,…

Last night on The Bachelorette, Emily Maynard was on the gorgeous and romantic island of Curaçao with three dudes and a camera crew. The sky was clear blue, the water was crystal clear, the weather was perfect. During a camera-ready intimate beach blanket dinner at dusk, Emily looked deep into the eyes of a man she's… » 7/10/12 2:00pm 7/10/12 2:00pm

The Bachelorette is Racist Against Interesting People

Last night, as I watched the premiere of what seemed like the 100th season of The Bacheorette on ABC, I realized my favorite hatewatch isn't racist at all — at least, not in the traditional sense. If there's any group that producers have excluded from casting, it's the interesting. Get ready for the most painfully… » 5/15/12 3:30pm 5/15/12 3:30pm

Global Superstar Nick Cannon And That Mimi Person Renewed Their Vows

An incandescent Mariah Carey and boy-husband Labradoodle Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows last night in Edison, New Jersey. Just kidding, on the top of the Eiffel Tower. She spent her luxurious Parisian afternoon shopping at Baby Dior for #dembabies. Cannon spent his standing against a wall, unblinking, until… » 4/28/12 11:30am 4/28/12 11:30am

Single Mom Emily Maynard Is Our New Bachelorette


Big announcement from The Bachelorette! Emily Maynard will be returning to America's favorite key party, this time in the title role. Maynard previously appeared as a contestant on The Bachelor where she won the hearts and minds of both the public and Bachelor/golden retriever Brad Womack. Shockingly, Womack and… » 1/24/12 11:35am 1/24/12 11:35am

Italian Politician Bans Jersey Shore Cast From Drinking In The Streets

The kids from Jersey Shore are headed to Italy, but the mayor of Florence wants to make sure they do not have fun. He's written a list of rules that Snooki, Vinny, JWoww and the gang will have to follow when in his town. They cannot be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol. They cannot be filmed drinking in… » 4/20/11 9:00am 4/20/11 9:00am