Photoshopped Target Model Goes on Ellen With Mysteriously Long Arms
While much was made of the bizarre missing parts sported by a model on Target's website recently, less attention was paid to her very long arms. Now model Tanya Marie Keller has set the record straight: that's just the way her arms are. Sure, it's a little awkward, but who doesn't have weird things happening with…
Lindsay Lohan Expertly Avoids Talking About Her Fuck List on Ellen
Lindsay will be on The Ellen Degeneres Show on March 31, but clips of the entire interview were already released online. In it, the actress—who wore a sleeveless top despite some painful-looking large bruises and welts on her arms—talks about her current relationship with Oprah, which appeared strained on the most…
Kate Winslet Breast Pumped Her Way Through the Great L.A. Earthquake
The Los Angeles area was quite literally rocked by a 4.4 earthquake this past Monday morning, leaving many famous people (and non-famous people, but who cares about them) unwisely ducking for cover under their door frames. Among those rich and powerful was Kate Winslet.
Ellen's New Oscars Promo: All-Singing All-Dancing Tuxedo Extravaganza
Can you believe the Oscars are almost here? In this new promo, host Ellen Degeneres and a posse of energetic dancers boogie down a "street" set, and everyone's in a penguin suit.
Watch Joyous Bar Mitzvah Boy Sam Horowitz Dance His Butt Off on Ellen
Remember Sam Horowitz, the young man who out-Bar Mitzvahed anyone who's ever had a Bar Mitzvah with his performance "Dance Again" by Jennifer Lopez featuring Pitbull? He reprised his role as the Liberace of the 21st century on Ellen Tuesday afternoon and though he was VERY out of breath afterward, it was…
Today Was a Hugely Disappointing Premiere Day on Daytime Talk TV
It's September which means daytime talk is back! And what a premiere day it was. As children frolicked to school through air that had just a hint of fall's crispness to it, parents turned their television sets on to bask in brand new footage of Women Getting Real. If you were an alien life force who got your first…
Gwyneth Had to Shave Her Pubes Moments Before Wearing That Dress
As you may recall, Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Iron Man 3 premiere on Wednesday night wearing a revealing Antonio Berardi gown constructed with sheer panels. Today on Ellen, Our Lady of Goop reveals that she had to prune her ladygarden before she hit the red carpet.
Kate McKinnon Interviewing Ellen as Ellen Is the Best Thing Ever
In her short time on Saturday Night Live, Kate McKinnon has proven herself to be one of the most important and valuable cast members thanks largely (though not entirely) to her impression of Ellen DeGeneres. The other day, in a match made in doppelganger heaven, Ellen had McKinnon on her talkshow and let them both be…
Brad Paisley Attempts to Explain 'Accidental Racist' Song, Fails Miserably
Brad Paisley sat down with Ellen yesterday to discuss his new album, and she asked him about his lococrazyinsane and terrible new song, "Accidental Racist." Paisley said:

