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    11/04/09

    In reply to Mariah Carey Dons Interesting Outfit For Ellen
    Somehow I doubt that if Helen Mirren had played the role - as originally planned - that she'd be on Ellen talking about how difficult it was to be "ugly." #mariahcareyellen
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Mariah Carey Dons Interesting Outfit For Ellen
    Don't you know that there is a rule in Hollywood stating that if you play an ugly character in a movie you must be overly sexy for at least a month afterwards? You don't want people thinking that you're actually ugly, do you? #mariahcareyellen
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    11/04/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Yeah, it's like she's been caught hanging out with the nerdy kids in school, and has to bitch about them to the popular kids to show that she's not one of them. #mariahcareyellen
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Mo'nique is all that is awesome.

    P.S. I need that dress.
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    She has one of the best laughs in the world. Very infectious. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    She does look fabulous!
    Did anyone else notice how awkward Ellen seemed? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @BrookeD: Very awkward. Why is she so uncomfortable? (I do love her hair though.) #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @BrookeD: Ellen is a comedienne by training. I feel like she's almost a throwback in her comedic style, and when she has a guest she usually plays an almost vaudeville thing with them - if the guest is silly and loud and big like Mo'Nique, Ellen plays the awkward straight man. If her guest is more of a serious person, she gets wacky. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @toastandlove: No, I know all that about her. She just seemed more awkward than usual. I couldn't put my finger on it. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Mo'Nique, I love you, I think you're fabulous, buy why on God's green earth does your husband call you "Mama"? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @ccchild: It's sort of a southern thing. A lot of women call their husbands "Daddy" and kids call their brothers and sisters Sissy and Bubba. But it does kind of gross me out, ya know? #moniqueonellen
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    Image of Wendi Muse Wendi Muse
    11/03/09

    @ccchild: it's not that weird....never heard of "mami"? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @ccchild: My boyf calls me "Mama" like AC Slater did to Jessie. It's not as weird as I used to think it was once it started happening to me. I think it started referring me as Mama whilst talking to the dog and just kind of stuck... #moniqueonellen
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    11/04/09

    @ccchild: My Grandfather refers to his wife as "Mother" or "Mama." I think it's sort of a southern thing. It illustrates that she's the matriarch of the family. She calls him "Papa" too. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    I have to admit that I always found "The Parkers" funnier than it had a right to be. Mo'nique looks great! And she looked great in that gold dress at the LA premiere. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Sexy big kitten head? Oddest compliment ever. I never thought kittens have big heads. What does that even mean? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: It's ridiculous, but in the context of the second video, it works very well! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: It does make sense in context if you watch the video. Although yes, it sounds really odd out of context. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Sanfo: @Uncommon Whore: I have no sound on my computer atm. So out of context is all I have. I imagine it has something to do with the screengrab in the first video where she's going "Rawr!" ? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: I know what you're saying: I heard that at first and was like, "Wow, Californians get all the best bud..." Then I realized it was the best summary of Monique's appearance ever uttered. Ellen is crazy like a FOX! A big headed sexy fox! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Sanfo: Haha, yeah it does make perfect sense in context. That being said, I now plan to tell all of my friends, without context, that they have "sexy big kitten heads." #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    AMAZING. My new favorite person.

    And I'm going to call my belly my "girl" from now on. I think that might make me like it more. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    I've never really given much thought to Mo'Nique before, but I kind of love her now. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: Ok - Beerfest is really not my kind of movie, but my husband loves it... totally worth the watch cause Mo'Nique is hilarious! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @mikaelamac: Sweet, I'll have to add it to the Netflix queue. (Husband will be seriously confused!) #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: Good! I won't ruin it for you, but I will say there is this whole segment of her & 'Barry Badrinath' and she has some great lines - it's my favourite part. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: and convince your husband that you need to try a 'strike out'. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @thePrototype: Okay, now I'm a little afraid… :) #moniqueonellen
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Gosselin Tells Ellen The Show Has Been "Taken From Us Too Soon"
    Even if the Gosselins were still a happy family and this whole nasty divorce wasn't happening, it still seems like the show is at a good stopping point. The younger kids are now in kindergarten, are away from home and around other kids far more often, and are growing up and need more private time. I really don't care about seeing them take yet another trip paid for by TLC. It's not "too soon" by any means for the plug to be pulled on the show. #kategosselinellen
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Gosselin Tells Ellen The Show Has Been "Taken From Us Too Soon"
    I can't pile on this woman - not now. She was offered an opportunity to support her family AND spend more time with them (initially) and couldn't have expected it to blow up this big. And it's done - she's right - Even if the production staff and crew are gone the paps won't be. #kategosselinellen
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    10/28/09

    @sybann: adding: I was perfectly willing to pile on while she was picking on Jon - now of course I think she had reasons for her exasperation. #kategosselinellen
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    10/28/09

    @sybann: I agree with you. There was no way they were going to be able to support all those kids as a nurse and an unemployed IT guy (Jon kept losing his job, winner at Life that he is). #kategosselinellen
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Gosselin Tells Ellen The Show Has Been "Taken From Us Too Soon"
    And Kate, Helen Lovejoy did it better: #kategosselinellen
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    10/29/09

    @amoureuse is a second class citizen:
    Lacking video reference, I still think Moe did it better. ;) #kategosselinellen
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Gosselin Tells Ellen The Show Has Been "Taken From Us Too Soon"
    ugh. #kategosselinellen
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Gosselin Tells Ellen The Show Has Been "Taken From Us Too Soon"
    I'm frustrated by all of these interviews because none of them address the million dollar question: how does Kate intend to support her family without that fat paycheck?

    Her husband Jon hasn't worked in years and has no job skills.

    Its also annoying to me to hear so many people complain she should get her kids off t.v. when its obvious the paycheck from the t.v. will make the most future opportunities available to them....including college! #kategosselinellen
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    10/28/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: Some people manage to get by raising multiple children without reality TV.
    My friend comes from a family of 9 children and somehow, her parents managed to get by.
    There are going to have to make some sacrifices (nannies, chefs, bodyguards), but they will still be able to have a good life . #kategosselinellen
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    10/28/09

    @amoureuse is a second class citizen: Not that I totally disagree with your point, but sometimes when people compare the Gosselins to other families with lots of kids, I get annoyed because having 9 kids in stair-step order, where you can spread out resources, use hand-me-downs and basically have some deferment with major expenses is not the same.
    Sure they can hand down stuff from the older girls to the younger girls, but otherwise all those expenses come at the same time. Also, if you have 9 kids in stairstep, you can get the older kids to help out with the younger (like that 18 kids and counting show where the younger kids have an older "buddy" who is basically their second mom). Not in this situation.
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    10/28/09

    @seat_5a: Yes, childcare alone for all those kids at once would be astronomical. That was a problem at the start - working would have been not worth it for her because it would have COST her way more in childcare than she would make! (And he couldn't hold a job down.) #kategosselinellen
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