Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report

Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats…
Kim Kardashian Shows Ellen Pics of Kanye Giving Nori a Piggyback Ride
Kim Kardashian taped an appearance for the Ellen show — which will air today — armed with an arsenal of extremely cute and endearing photographs of her offspring and her fiance Kanye West. One of them, which I have tentatively named the World's Best Photograph, depicts a beaming Kanye giving the baby a piggyback. …
Hilary Duff and Husband Mike Comrie Split Up, Remain 'Best Friends'
Hilary Duff and her husband of three years, NHL star Mike Comrie, announced today that they are amicably splitting up. Duff thanks you for your support and says that she and her ex didn't split for any particular reason except that they just didn't really want to hug and kiss each other that much anymore. They remain…
Ellen's New Oscars Promo: All-Singing All-Dancing Tuxedo Extravaganza
Can you believe the Oscars are almost here? In this new promo, host Ellen Degeneres and a posse of energetic dancers boogie down a "street" set, and everyone's in a penguin suit.
Kanye's Epic New Video: Horses, Eagles, Topless Kim Kardashian
Kanye West went on Ellen to premiere his new music video, and oh my god it's indescribably beautiful. It sort of looks like what would happen if you mixed the horse equivalent of that ironic howling wolf t-shirt with the Yosemite background on the MacBook PhotoBooth app, in a conceptual fashion manner.
Kimye to Reveal Holy Child on Kris Jenner's Crappy Talk Show
Kim and Kanye will be revealing North West on Kris Jenner's talk show in order to save her Mama Rose ass from cancellation. After Ye couldn't convince Anna Wintour to care, they rejected a $4 million offer from an Australian paper and another "well over $10 million" to show the first photo on Kris.
Of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Partying All Night
Bleh. Seven days out of Cliffside, where Lindsay Lohan served her 90 days of court-ordered rehab, she has allegedly been spotted partying with her friend-and-occasional-hookup Max George and sister Ali in Los Angeles. The party went all night, and a "source" (a pigeon? That disgusting oil heir Brandon "Firecrotch"…
Whoa, Dannielynn Birkhead May Get $49 Million Piece Of Marshall Estate
The latest development in the seemingly never-ending legal battle between the Anna Nicole Smith estate and the late J. Howard Marshall's son E. Pierce Marshall may see 6-year-old Dannielynn Birkhead, the daughter of Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole, $49 million of the elder Marshall's fortune, estimated to be anywhere…
Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Redford
Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT.
Gwyneth Had to Shave Her Pubes Moments Before Wearing That Dress
As you may recall, Gwyneth Paltrow attended the Iron Man 3 premiere on Wednesday night wearing a revealing Antonio Berardi gown constructed with sheer panels. Today on Ellen, Our Lady of Goop reveals that she had to prune her ladygarden before she hit the red carpet.
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Still Don't Want Kids, But Thanks For Persisting to Ask Them
They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it again. They are not having kids. Don't want them, don't need them, it'll be just the two of them and their adorable seasonal wardrobes. Thank you, come again.
