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    Image of samarkand samarkand
    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    Sorry this is a major, er, pet peeve of mine:

    Elle MacPherson's lab/poodle mix, Bella

    There, fixed that.
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    08/27/09

    @samarkand: My long-departed Schnoodle, Rags, is not impressed. Mixed dogs are cute. Cute dog names are cute. Cute dog mix names? Yep, cute.
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    08/27/09

    @labeled: I'm not saying they're not cute, but giving mixes "official" names leads people to believe that these dogs are somehow more special than the mixed breed dogs found at every dog shelter in the country and there's some reason to pay $3000 to a puppy mill or backyard breeder for them. I've got a mutt, I love him to death, I adopted him from a pound.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    I am so goddamn sick of the name "Bella," for animals and children.
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    08/27/09

    @SarahMC: I thought it couldn't get worse than Bella, then I read the name "Renesmee".
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    08/27/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): When I read the plot of the Twilight books on Wikipedia (I figured that would be a faster and more literary way of learning the plot), and got to 'Renesmee', I laughed so hard that I snorted tea.
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    08/27/09

    @SarahMC: my cat's name is Bela. but as the spelling may indicate, he is named after Bela Lugosi since he is an orange tabby that I got on Halloween.
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    08/27/09

    @phantom lady: Bela = awesome.
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    08/27/09

    @SarahMC: I'm pissed at both Twilight and Mad Men for stealing my future children's names: Joan (maternal grandmother) and Isabella (paternal grandmother's middle name). Now what am I going to use for a secret baby name? Shayla?
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    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    I'm curious to know if the designer that actually designed Jessica Simpson's clothing line feels equally as blessed.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    As a middle American, I get a little touchy when people like Amber Valetta (coast dwellers, as I call them) talk about how nice it is. Like, I am glad on one hand that she isn't perpetuating the odd idea that everyone in the Midwest is an ignorant oaf with shrines to Palin and questionable ideas about evolution, but on the other hand it seems a little bit pandering.

    Note that I haven't discounted the theory that I am just a total ass who will not give anyone a break. That is entirely possible (Possible now means probable).
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    08/27/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: But she's FROM the middle, so it's totes ok.

    I'm glad to here something about OK that isn't about resident assholes Inhofe or Coburn.
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    08/27/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Can I sit next to you? I'll bring casserole and a plate of lemon bars. We can discuss over a glass of tea.
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    Image of karmasutra är svensk karmasutra är svensk
    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    See, my dog is adorable and very photogenic but she's a mutt and no dog line (and I'm talking something substantial like Orvis, not a prissy-pupster-in-pink clothing line) would ever use her.

    MUTTS ARE CUTE TOO, you know. And less likely to have bone structure issues and genetic diseases!
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    08/27/09

    @karmasutra: Yay for mutts! I loved my little mongrel girl. Ok, so she thought she could fight great danes (she didn't realise she was small), and she used to bury things and then forget where she put them and get all agitated, but my god was she a gorgeous little creature.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    08/27/09

    @karmasutra: Um, a "labradoodle" is a mutt. Don't let the stupid name fool you.[en.wikipedia.org]
    However, if you can find me any evidence of "bone structure and genetic diseases" being less likely in mutts than purebred dogs I'd like to see it.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    Right. A dog is officially better looking than I am and makes lots of money because of it. If they give that dog a PhD, I am throwing myself in traffic.
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    08/27/09

    @badmutha: I heard he recently got a masters in marine biology.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/27/09

    @badmutha: I am pretty sure that Bella the dog has better interpersonal communication skills than I do, and also probably has way better birthday parties.
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    08/27/09

    @badmutha: Bella Dog's seven figure book deal will be announced soon, after which I will go on a rampage in which I throw kibble at strangers and babble incoherently.
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    08/27/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Bella has things to do and places to go. I bet she's not sitting on the couch in pyjamas pretending to work.

    She also has more facebook friends than I do.
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    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    Only $98? Why don't I own a pair of Uggs already!?

    Oh, that's right. Because they're ugly. And they smell after you wear them three times. And for $98, I could get three dresses, six new pairs of underwear, a new umbrella and a goldfish.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    Bucking the recession, Elle MacPherson's labradoodle, Bella, has been signed as the body of canine fashion line Dogside.com, for a "substantial five-figure sum."

    That sound you hear is me sobbing into my student loans.
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    08/27/09

    In reply to Elle's Dog Gets Modeling Contract; Anna Gets Flak; ALT Gets Uggs
    First Bella Swan with her sparklevamp whining... now Bella Dog with her big expensive modeling contract? I officially put a moratorium on Bellas. I say good day to you. I SAY GOOD DAY!
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    I work with a woman who always wears Crocs and has one for her cell. It makes me scream every day - we're teachers and don't have to comply to an office dress code but sweet Moses, can't we be both comfortable AND professional?
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    Wait, Roisin Murphy is a dude?
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line

    Cellphone crocs are even uglier than the real thing. I'm not sure how that is possible.
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    Image of letitcrash letitcrash
    08/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: but it's a Croc O-Dial!! And a removable belt clip! Or a lanyard to wear it around your neck! Now, if you don't think that's cool, I'm going to start questioning your fashion sense.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/14/09

    @letitcrash: And you can put Croc bling on them to give them some class! *gag*
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line

    If Katie Holmes's clothing line looks anything like this "design" of hers, I'll be passing.
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    well, in that side by side, gaga and roisin both look like they're doing some odd variation of tron, so i guess they're a poor imitation of that.
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    This has to be one of the most depressing style recaps in a long time. Holmes & Yang? Crocs for cells? Pay for play denim? Why can't we just go back to the simple days of cokehead models and flamboyant designers? Sometimes I miss the 90s...
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