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    Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    What, no golden showers?
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    Apparently he blew his personality load on Twitter, bc this apartment is a beige blaaaaaah.
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    Image of UdeleElephino UdeleElephino
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    re: the comments about looking like a chick's place and the hilarious article title... I'd imagine Mr. Armani himself would say something like this on the matter:

    "I have designed the apartment for John Mayer, who makes the music for girls in order to get the girls to want to sleep with him. Therefore, the apartment is designed for girls to feel as though it is the apartment of their own. The panties, they come sliding off. The perfect fit!"
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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    08/18/09

    @UdeleElephino: Giorgio, is that you?
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    Image of gonzosmom gonzosmom
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    Much like Mayer himself, his place is devoid of any personality.
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/18/09

    @gonzosmom: Not arguing with you about the place, but John Mayer himself has personality galore (I know this because of Twitter and the tabloids). Not everyone would agree that it's a good personality, but the dude is definitely not as bland as this decor would make you think.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    For some reason I am imagining Jessica drunkenly lurching out of bed for a post-coitus bathroom trip and getting her hair all tangled in the inexplicably snaggy-snarley twig art right next to the bed.

    Um, probably because I am projecting.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    contents of deep freezer (not shown)

    1 (one) square foot of skin like porcelain
    1 (one) pair of candy lips
    4 (four) bubblegum tongues
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    dripdrop promoted this comment Edited by funzette at 08/18/09 12:57 PM funzette was starred funzette was unstarred
    Image of bellejay bellejay
    08/18/09

    @funzette: That sounds like the deep freezer of a Willy Wonka-inspired serial killer.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    It honestly looks like the kind of house someone owns, but is too busy to actually live in, which is why it looks so...lifeless, I guess.
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    Image of Jo Aage Jo Aage
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    "For the first time in my life, I understood what healthy messaging was all about."

    Whaaa? *confused frown*
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    Image of CoalMineCanary CoalMineCanary
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    I was hoping his home would be something we could make fun of. Neon lights, kitschy shit he picked up at thrift stores, etc. But this is too blah to bother.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/18/09

    @CoalMineCanary: Is it bad that I think that sounds kinda cool? But then, I like kitsch.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    Remember that Friends episode where Phoebe and Rachel went apeshit for Pottery Barn, and their apartment ended up looking like the PB display window.

    His apartment is a lot like that.
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    08/18/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: While I was in mid grad school, I had a college friend over to my place, and the first words out of his mouth were "Whoa. It's the Ikea catalogue 2004".

    But yeah, Mayer's apartment doesn't look terribly interesting or unique.
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    08/18/09

    @Laulau: I'm 95% sure the flower print above the bed is Ikea.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/18/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: I SO wanted the Apothecary table! The one Ross always tried to pass off as "antique" until it was displayed in the PB window?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/18/09

    @Kali Mama: Lord help us if it is Ikea. The guy can afford art and I would much rather see the money going to a starving artist than Ikea. I mean, Ikea is not going to have to worry about how they are going to afford rent if they sell one less print.

    /Snobby art fan
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I seriously doubt it's Ikea, too. I mean, Giorgio Armani designed the apartment.
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    Image of LolaLane LolaLane
    08/18/09

    @Kali Mama: It's an Andy Warhol...
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    Image of Dodai Dodai
    08/18/09

    @Kali Mama: The flower print above the bed is a Warhol.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/18/09

    @LolaLane: Mm. This explains so much.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Oops. Probably should have actually looked at the print before commenting. Although I think my larger point still stands (not to say that Andy Warhol is not art, but that some people will often get Warhol prints because they think it is cool and will go with the furniture, rather than taking the time to seek other, lesser known artists out, which I am guessing is the case here since the print goes so well with the color scheme/decor).
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    He doesn't own a single guitar stand?
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    I still prefer the BF's bedroom. Clothes strewn on the floor, wet towel on the floor. And clean clothes hung on the CD tower to dry. With a hint of aftershave and his manly smell.
    Thanks.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    08/18/09

    @cuteasabutton:

    now that's love!!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    I have to agree with the "meh" on this one. The bedroom WOULD make me sleepy - from boredom.
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    Image of mscomplexity mscomplexity
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    Looks like a chick's pad to me.
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    08/18/09

    @mscomplexity: Haha! That's what I thought.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    08/18/09

    In reply to Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
    Was the bedroom inspired by Holiday Inn?
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    Image of midwestdesigner midwestdesigner
    08/18/09

    @hortense: Well, I hear there are quite a few guests checking in there ...
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