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    10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

    Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail

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    Justin's Grandma Confirms Split; Liz Taylor To Undergo Heart Surgery

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    Image of RubyBegonia RubyBegonia
    10/26/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I hate that I even know this, but I believe Pauly Shore also had a colonic on his reality show. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    BetteD promoted this comment RubyBegonia was starred RubyBegonia was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @RubyBegonia: I love that you know this. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Kim's Next Rap (Courtesy of 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week)

    He gave me a ring,
    but it didn't mean a thing.
    I discussed my wicked bling,
    but not on Larry King.

    Bridesmaids always come with 'em,
    but they also gotta get some with 'em.
    Courtney Cox said menstruation,
    for the first time in our nation.

    Al Reynolds is still gay,
    He gotta come out one day.
    Tyra Banks got diarrhea,
    But it went up? ... I got no idea.

    Judy's got some suggestions,
    "DON'T ANSWER 'UMM' TO MY QUESTIONS!"
    Jon Gosselin don't need no dermabrasion,
    His skin is perfect - he's an asian.

    Begin Chorus:
    He gave me a ring,
    but it didn't mean a thing. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    If my wasted face were the same as Kim's, I'd be wasted all the time. My wasted face looks like a shaved Santa Clause.

    I love Tyra's description of what a colonic is, she's five years old and it's great. I love her.

    Judge Judy is a guru. #jongosselinballoonboy
     Reply
    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment prismatism was starred prismatism was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @prismatism: This week, my french teacher (who has a very thick accent) tried to explain to one of her students what a bidet is: "It like a shower for your private parts." #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of Stacy Davis Stacy Davis
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    FYI:

    "tardy for the party" was used on Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 1 – Aired: 7/11/2001

    I was laying around watching the DVD's and this episode came on and I did a double take when Brian said it. She didn't coin the phrase, Seth Macfarlane did. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Is Larry King flamenco dancing there? Impressive. #jongosselinballoonboy
     Reply
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    Image of duetoprivacy duetoprivacy
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    But one great clip thats missing is from divorce court and a couple was getting divorced because she treated her dog better than her husband. Much of the show went like this, "Grace ann ate his t bone cause he was late coming home" or "I love my precious baby of course I had her strapped in a car seat, cause my last dog jumped out the window.

    Made my day. Sorry that I cant find the clip. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of HighSchoolFearleader HighSchoolFearleader
    10/23/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I'm pretty sure there's actually been quite a few televised colonics. I can remember one on Jackass, and one on the Simple Life when Paris and Nicole were camp counselors (don't judge me). Does Tyra also think she brought rock n' roll to the United States? That she invented the internet? That she was the first person to ever model clothes? One thing we can attribute to her for sure is SMIZING. We'll always have SMIZE. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    cirocco promoted this comment HighSchoolFearleader was starred HighSchoolFearleader was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @HighSchoolFearleader: I remember the Jackass one, too! The whole cast gathered around the machine's porthole to watch Johnny Knoxville's excrement float by. Tyra said that this was the first live televised colonic, though, and those other shows were taped, so I guess that's where the innovation is. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    10/23/09

    @cirocco: Fuck it! We'll do it live!

    Agh old meme explosion. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    10/23/09

    @cirocco: Someone should inform Tyra that not all firsts are worthy of celebration. #jongosselinballoonboy
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    10/23/09

    In reply to Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
    So Lil Wayne... has a loaded weapon, but hasn't actually hurt anyone. Chris Brown... totally hurt someone. And yet Lil Wayne is gonna get a year behind bars? While Chris Brown gets to go on the radio?

    Justice. Yer doin it wrong. #ashleesimpson
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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    10/23/09

    In reply to Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
    Sadly I admit, I only watched Melrose place for her. I'm not a big fan of them respinning old shows. #ashleesimpson
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
    I love you, Buttercup. #ashleesimpson
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
    Dear Kelly,

    To say being in Playboy is every woman's dream is a mind-bogglingly idiotic statement, even for you. If it's your dream, fine. I'm glad you got to do that. But please,do not claim to speak for me.

    Love, Lucy
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    Image of LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore
    10/22/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Hearted (and love the "even for you" part, what a nimrod). #ashleesimpson
     Reply
    LucilleMcGillicuddy promoted this comment LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore was starred LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore was unstarred
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    10/22/09

    @LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: A ♥ for you, too. #ashleesimpson
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
    Am I missing the part of my brain that would not find that Lamar Odom quote incredibly offensive and dim-witted? I want to assume it was a joke, but...ew. He sounds like he has been watching too many episodes of The Tudors.
    I got your back on this one, Robin Wright Penn. #ashleesimpson
     Reply
    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment EndangeredRed was starred EndangeredRed was unstarred
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    10/22/09

    @EndangeredRed: No, I totally agree with you about Odom's quote. Doesn't he already have kids? #ashleesimpson
     Reply
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
    Teyana, I hate to nitpick, but a lot of people stood by Chris Brown's side when it happened. I lost count of how many celebrities came out and said that Chris just made a mistake, we don't know what really happened, he's so talented, they really love each other, etc. #ashleesimpson
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    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
    Lamar Odom really thinks highly of himself. I know celebrities have an inflated sense of self, but kings and queens? Please. #ashleesimpson
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail
    Attempted weapon posession? That sounds like the most ridiculous crime ever. #ashleesimpson
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