Human Trainwreck Mark Sanford Defeats Elizabeth Colbert Busch :(

In blargedy blarg political news of the day, Elizabeth Colbert Busch lost the race for South Carolina's 1st Congressional District seat to Mark "charming" Sanford, a man most famous for having a mistress, and who was recently accused of trespassing on his ex-wife's property. Yay! Not! » 5/07/13 10:45pm 5/07/13 10:45pm

Elizabeth Colbert Busch Endorsed by S.C. Paper That Endorsed Mittens

A mere two days separate Elizabeth Colbert Busch, braintrust in the AmeriCone Dream, from her date with destiny in the special election for the House seat in South Carolina’s 1st congressional district. Will she triumph over the itinerant former Gov. Mark Sanford, or will she be forced back to the Colbert ice cream… » 5/05/13 11:20pm 5/05/13 11:20pm

Shady Polling Group Asks Smear Questions About Elizabeth Colbert Busch

Perhaps you’ve heard of Elizabeth Colbert Busch, the Democratic candidate in South Carolina’s upcoming special congressional election. If you don’t live in South Carolina’s first congressional district, you might only know that Elizabeth Colbert Busch is the sister of beloved AmeriCone Dream ice cream spokesman… » 5/01/13 10:30pm 5/01/13 10:30pm

Stephen Colbert's Sister, Elizabeth Colbert Busch, Wins the South…

There's always something a little unfair about when a family has multiple successful, brilliant and highly achieving children. You mean that the Sedarises get two comedic geniuses?! The Quaids get Dennis and Randy? Mona Simpson is Steve Jobs' sister and they didn't even know it until adulthood because Steve Jobs was… » 3/20/13 12:40pm 3/20/13 12:40pm

Stephen Colbert Is Adorably Pumped About His Sister's Congressional Run

God, Stephen Colbert is such a NONSTOP TREASURE, right? Speaking on CNN, he said that his right-wing nutjob TV persona will in no way interfere with sister Elizabeth Colbert Busch's Democratic congressional run. ADORABLE, I SAY. » 3/19/13 8:00pm 3/19/13 8:00pm

Is Madonna a Saintly Third-World School Builder or a Nefarious…

She's the latter, according to Malawi's Education Minister Eunice Kazembe. Kazembe says that Madonna claims she built ten schools for the children of Malawi, when the actual number of schools built by Madonna was zero schools. I don't completely understand why our gal Madge—who is clearly dedicated to philanthropy… » 1/18/13 8:00pm 1/18/13 8:00pm

Stephen Colbert's Sister Is Running for Congress And I Want to Move to…

OMG. Amazing, incredible news! Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, Stephen Colbert's sister, is declaring herself a candidate in the South Carolina special election to be held in May to fill Tim Scott's open House seat. Senator Tim Scott is the crazy Tea Partier former congressman who was tapped by crazy Tea Partier current… » 1/18/13 5:30pm 1/18/13 5:30pm