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    Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line

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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    I work with a woman who always wears Crocs and has one for her cell. It makes me scream every day - we're teachers and don't have to comply to an office dress code but sweet Moses, can't we be both comfortable AND professional?
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    Wait, Roisin Murphy is a dude?
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    NotChoinski was starred NotChoinski was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line

    Cellphone crocs are even uglier than the real thing. I'm not sure how that is possible.
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    Image of letitcrash letitcrash
    08/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: but it's a Croc O-Dial!! And a removable belt clip! Or a lanyard to wear it around your neck! Now, if you don't think that's cool, I'm going to start questioning your fashion sense.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/14/09

    @letitcrash: And you can put Croc bling on them to give them some class! *gag*
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line

    If Katie Holmes's clothing line looks anything like this "design" of hers, I'll be passing.
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    Image of FraggleIraq: No Longer Smells Like Teen Spirit FraggleIraq: No Longer Smells Like Teen Spirit
    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    well, in that side by side, gaga and roisin both look like they're doing some odd variation of tron, so i guess they're a poor imitation of that.
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment FraggleIraq: No Longer Smells Like Teen Spirit was starred FraggleIraq: No Longer Smells Like Teen Spirit was unstarred
    Image of emhall emhall
    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    This has to be one of the most depressing style recaps in a long time. Holmes & Yang? Crocs for cells? Pay for play denim? Why can't we just go back to the simple days of cokehead models and flamboyant designers? Sometimes I miss the 90s...
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    08/14/09

    In reply to Roisin Murphy Calls Lady Gaga "A Poor Imitation Of Me"; Katie Holmes Is Launching A Fashion Line
    A correction, if I may: Mariah Carey's new perfume will be redolent with not only marriage to a younger man and pink things, but also permeated with the heady aroma of Hello Kitty's litter box. Because even HKs poopie smells cute.
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    Image of picardia picardia
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
    If you want to prevent wrinkles:


    1) Don't smoke.
    2) Don't tan.
    3) Start wearing sunscreen daily while you're still young.
    4) Use a simple drugstore moisturizer if you need one.


    The rest is noise, and marketing.

     Reply
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    04/20/09

    @picardia: And you can do all of these things and it still might not work. There's tons of factors that come into play, a lot of which you can't control.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
    THIS is why I mark every "anti-aging" ad on Facebook as "thumbs-down: offensive".
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    Image of anastasia beaverhousen anastasia beaverhousen
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
    I worked in this industry for 2 years as a copy writer. I was told to lie, lie and lie some more. Anything to get women to buy our products. I hated it...
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    04/20/09

    @anastasia beaverhousen has sparkly vampire fever: Hey, we all have to pay the rent. I used to work for Cosmo!
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    Image of berlitzfrench berlitzfrench
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
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    berlitzfrench was starred berlitzfrench was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    04/20/09

    @berlitzfrench: HA!
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
    Water, SPF, moisturizer, fruits/veggies, smile. Yep, I think that would work.
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    MerryLilly was starred MerryLilly was unstarred
    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    04/20/09

    @MerryLilly: Smiling?! Then you'll get smile lines!!! So knock that off immediately.
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    04/20/09

    @mysterygirl: Heck. I knew there was something wrong with my prescription
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
    I saw the creepy young mannequin ad in a mag, and a few pages later, an ad for cigarettes.


    Not that ads have to match up with each other at all, but I was still far too amused.

     Reply
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
    My anti-wrinkle serum is called gravy. To be taken internally.


    Keeps my cheeks nice and round so the wrinkles can't show up!

     Reply
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    04/20/09

    @tscheese: Also, to be used in conjunction with the skin-brightening effects of box wine. Keep those nice round cheeks pink and glowing!
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    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    04/20/09

    @tscheese: Mine's called butter. Works a treat - I was chatted up by a 20-year-old on Saturday night. I am 41; I asked him to guess how old I am - he said 23*. This is no word of a lie!


    *Although, there were mitigating circumstances - the bar had very low lighting and he was extremely inebriated and horny.

     Reply
    Diziet_Sma was starred Diziet_Sma was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    04/20/09

    @Diziet_Sma: There's our solution: pass out beer goggles to everyone. I like it much better than slathering on expensive hyaluronic-who-knows-what.
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    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    04/20/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Ha! Beer goggles and butter for all!
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    Image of clonie clonie
    04/20/09

    In reply to Sick & Twisted: "Anti-Aging" & "Cosmeceutical" Ads
    I love that my boyfriend yells at anti-aging commercials on tv. He doesn't care if I get wrinkles, he doesn't care if other women have them and he certainly doesn't care if he has them.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    04/20/09

    @clonie: I love that he does that, also. He's a keeper.
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