• Want to smell like Reese Witherspoon? Well, now you can, thanks to her new perfume, In Bloom. I mean, really: it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? [DailyExpress]

• "I found myself drawn to the scents of my childhood in Tennessee," Reese says of the scent, "We had a great big magnolia tree in the back yard, and it's that beautiful white blossom that inspired the perfume." And yet I'll still think of the Nirvana song every time I see a bottle of this stuff. [DailyExpress]
• The former Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean, won't be attending the Special Olympics after all, as she feels it would be too awkward with her replacement around. In other words: she is not doing this. [TMZ]
• Meanwhile, Hustler is offering Prejean $500,000 to star in an "interactive parody film," promising: "Don't worry, you'll also have an opportunity to enjoy some opposite sex as well." [TMZ]
• Elisabeth Rohm's fiance refuses to see her new film due to her nude scenes. "He's chosen not to see the film," Rohm says, "and he really doesn't intend to. He doesn't need those visuals in his head." [DailyExpress]
• Daniel Baldwin is not a fan of his I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here co-star, Janice Dickinson: "Janice Dickinson is undereducated and over-medicated," Baldwin says, "I struggle with people who have that sense of entitlement. Like Spencer and Heidi [Pratt], she [thinks] being annoying will keep her on the show. She urinated in the camp rather than walk an extra 25 steps, she stole food and lied about it... It's almost a sociopath's behavior." [People]
• Blind Item: "Some good news for this formerly B+ movie actress and now a C. It appears she is off the drugs and even her husband appears clean. The bad news is he can't get a job and so has been hired by the producers as her personal makeup artist for the movie she is filming right now. I can't believe she got another movie." [BlindGossip]
• Christopher Lee will receive a knighthood from the Queen. [Reuters]
• Dustin Lance Black has spoken out about his private pictures that were recently leaked: "It is unfortunate that individuals and other outside parties are trying to profit from material which is clearly private. I have had the privilege to speak to people across the country, both gay and straight, on a number of critical issues including safe sex. More important than the embarrassment of this incident is the misleading message these images send. I apologize and cannot emphasize enough the importance of responsible sexual practices." [E!]
• Susan Boyle made a triumphant return to the stage and received a standing ovation after her first performance on the Britain's Got Talent tour. "Everyone was wondering how Susan was going to do," said a crowd member, "But she looked confident and her voice sounded amazing. She didn't look like someone who was in the Priory just a week ago." [DailyMail]
• "I thought I was attractive when I shot My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Studio executives and movie reviewers let me know I had a confidence in my looks that was not shared by them. In other words, they labeled me with words like: overweight, unattractive, unappealing. Hey, just say fat. I love the word fat. I used it in the title. It's actually not a naughty word. We give it a power it actually doesn't have. So, you're fat. Big deal."-Nia Vardalos [USWeekly]
• Britney Spears is going strong with her new boyfriend/agent, Jason Trawick: "They are tot-ally and definitely dating," says a source, "Her dad loves him. He's the best thing that's happened to her. They make a really sweet couple. Britney has always had a crush on Jason as he's one of her brother Bryan's best friends. He makes Britney really happy and he is great with the boys." [ShowbizSpy]
• Mariah Carey arrived in London yesterday...and so did all 23 of her suitcases. [DailyMail]
• Usher officially filed for divorce from his wife, Tameka Foster Raymond yesterday afternoon. [TMZ]
• My Name Is Earl is dunzo: the show will not be picked up by another network after being dropped by NBC. [EW]
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's former bodyguard, Mickey Brett, says he's still considering writing a tell-all book about the famous couple. [E!]
• Kate Gosselin spent her 10th wedding anniversary with her children, and Jon Gosselin was nowhere in sight. [USMagazine]
• Joe Jonas drops the most obvious lyric ever about his breakup with Taylor Swift on the Jonas Brothers new album: "Got a rep for breaking hearts/Now I'm done with superstars/and all the tears on her guitar/I'm not bitter." [NYTimes]
• The First Lady won't have to worry about PETA protestors anytime soon: "Mrs. Obama does not wear fur," according to her deputy press secretary, Semonti Mustaphi. [PageSix]

• Britney Spears was involved in a minor car accident Saturday night; no one was injured and no vehicles were damaged. [AP]
  
• Apparently Brit was in stop and go traffic, driving at about 10 m.p.h. and putting on her makeup before the accident. Brit passed a field sobriety test. [TMZ]
  
• Dr. Phil is so classy and generous! He allegedly posted bond for one of the cheerleaders arrested for beating a teenage girl on videotape because her grandmother told reporters she didn't have the money to bail her granddaughter out. Of course, that means that Dr. Phil would have "exclusive" rights to her story. [TMZ]
  
• But wait! It wasn't Dr. Phil but a production assistant from his show. Also known as a scapegoat. [TMZ]
  
• A source says "It's getting desperate" behind the scenes of Dr. Phil's show. Ya think? [MSNBC]

• "'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist." — Alicia Keys. [Fox News]
• Cate Blanchett gave birth to her third son, Ignatius Martin, on Sunday. She and husband Andrew Upton already have two sons: Dashiell John, 5, and Roman Robert, 3. [People]
• Ivana Trump got married! Male guests wore white and female guests wore pastel; the wedding cake was 12 feet tall; Donald Trump Junior threatened to kill his new stepdad. In a speech, Don Jr. said to Rossano Rubicondi: "You better treat her right, because I have a .45 and a shovel." [Gatecrasher]
• BTW, you probably knew this but Ivana is 59 and Rossano is 36. [Yahoo News]
• Does Pink have a new man? She was seen frolicking on the beach in Malibu with Todd Morse, a punk guitarist who plays in Juliette Lewis' band: Juliette and the Licks. Are the gonna make beautiful music together? [TMZ]
• Matt Damon, Thandie Newton and Joely Richardson were photographed destroying toys — meant to symbolize the destruction of childhood in Darfur. [People]
• Shaquille O'Neal filed for divorce from his wife Shaunie in 2007, but they were seen at the zoo together last weekend. Reconciliation? [Page Six]
• Guests at Jessica Alba's baby shower were asked to put on leather bracelets before saying a "life, love, health, etc" prayer; they're not supposed to take the bracelets off until the baby is born. [Page Six]
• Model Jessica Stam and actress Michelle Trachtenberg: Seen eating bread! [Gatecrasher]
• Blind item! "Which actress married to a power player is repaying his infidelities with a close friendship of her own with a sporting figure?" [Gatecrasher]
• A staffer at WBLS is claiming she suffered sexual harassment while working on the Wendy Williams show — from Wendy's husband, no less. [Rush & Molloy]
• Michael Lohan says daughter Lindsay hasn't visited her grandmother, even though grannie was in serious car accident last month. Plus, her grandfather keeps having heart failure, and LL hasn't seen him, either. [Rush & Molloy]
• Madonna has purchased a third apartment in the building where she already has a huge duplex, fueling rumors that she and Guy Ritchie will split. But seriously, real estate deals do not equal divorce. [The Sun]
• Harold And Kumar star John Cho and his wife, Kerri Higuchi, are expecting a child. [People]
• Desperate Housewives' James Denton is so hardcore: "My dog got bit in the face by a rattlesnake and almost died," he says. "A few weeks later, we were on the same trail and I saw a rattlesnake, and I knew it was going to bite someone, so I killed it. But I took it home and ate it." [Rush & Molloy]
• Kathy Griffin was seen in Beverly Hills shopping, hugging and holding hands with Britney Spears' ex, Adnan Ghalib. Probably for Ashton Kutcher's show, Pop Fiction. [Rush & Molloy]
• Uh, Adnan was attacked and stabbed Saturday night. He's okay, but WTF. [JFX]
• Brace yourselves: Heather Mills is moving to the US. [Mirror]
• Heather Mills was booed — loudly — at the Miss USA pageant, where she was a judge. [Mirror]
• Katie Holmes is hungry. [MSNBC]
• The media is being prevented from getting any details on R. Kelly's porn case, and, frankly, aren't you glad to be spared? [UPI]
• Salman Rushdie is dating Aimee Mullins, an athlete turned model. She's also a double amputee. [Times Of India]
• Before he went to jail last week, Pete Doherty went on a "bender" in Paris with girlfriend Irina Lazareanu. What constitutes a bender these days? Nonstop booze? Drugs? Both? [Mirror]
• Elle Macpherson was seen hitting on George Clooney. "Elle threw herself at him quite aggressively," says a source, "but the gigantic cold sore on her lip was not helping her." Catty fucking Daily Mail. [Daily Mail]
• Sienna Miller is so in love with Rhys Ifans she speaks Welsh to him: "Fy anwylyd, rwy'n dy garu di" apparently means "Darling I love you." [Daily Mail]
• Kylie Minogue's new album: A total flop in the US. [Reuters]
• JK Rowling will be in court in New York today to try and block The Harry Potter Lexicon, a guide to the world she created. Any intellectual property lawyers out there? Does she have a chance? [Financial Times]
• Law & Order star Elisabeth Rohm is a mom for the first time: A girl named Easton August Anthony was born in L.A. on Thursday. Rohm plans to marry her baby daddy, Ron Wooster, in October. Baby before marriage, the new hot trend. [AP]
• Apparently in 2006, two paparazzi offered Heath Ledger cocaine so they could film him and Heath got pissed. Ugh. [UPI]
• And yeah, a lawsuit has been filed. By an unnamed woman who might work at People. She's suing because the paps took control of a hotel room she paid for, used the mini bar and filmed her without her permission. [AP]
• Gwyneth Paltrow's nanny has written a parenting guide, with advice like: Placate a screaming child with candy. Revolutionary! [UPI]
• Amy Winehouse has canceled plans to begin recording her third album and might not release new music until 2009. And! She's addicted to ironing now. Yeah, ironing. A source says: "Not just her clothes but also towels, sheets, scarves. Anything really. She's a very obsessive person and has always been addicted to something." [The Sun]
• Amy won't be coming to New York to play the Metropolitan Museum of Art's annual Costume Institute Gala on May 5. Boo. [Daily Mail]
• Also, Amy is apparently still doing drugs and was seen snorting coke with Bob Geldof's daughter Pixie just a few feet away. [News Of The World]

The Good:
Cindy, Rande, Presley and Kaia: Disgustingly perfect (looking) family.
When is Elisabeth Rohm going to pop that baby out already?
Aw, John and Joyce Varvatos don't look like a fashion designer and his wife, they look like they could belong to my shul.

The Bad:
Angie Harmon is lost in this nude column of a shift.
You know how Cindy Crawford looks dressed up even though she's in jeans? Melina Kanakaredes doesn't.
Welcome, Julie Moran, to my shit list: Do not dress your daughters in matching outfits.
Danielle Panabaker: 21 going on 41 in a "casual separates" combo like this.
Dear Heather Thomas: You scare me.

The Ugly:
Joely Fisher ought be charged with crimes against womanity for this outfit.
Phoebe Price came dressed as an extra from Plan 9 From Outer Space.

[Images via Bauer-Griffin.]

The Good:
Elisabeth Rohm: Still pregnant, still managing to be the anti-J.Lo.
I don't know if I've ever seen Sophia Bush look bad, but in orange she's never looked better.

The Bad:
Bahar Soomekh's sleeves look like they have a mind of their own.
I would have been crazy for Radha Mitchell's dress if only the sleeves didn't have those unfortunate cut-outs.
Josie Maran must have missed the memo about my sentiments regarding the bubble dress.
It breaks my heart to say this: Salma Hayek looks frumpy in this cheap-looking suit.
The tights and the shoes turn Samantha Harris' dress with great potential into a flop.
I love Alexis Arquette. Just not dressed like this. What's with those shoes?!

The Ugly:
Does Tia Carerre's dress have the chicken pox?
Adrien Grenier's beard (and weird shiny tie) need to cease and desist ASAP.

[All images via Bauer-Griffin.]

The Good:
Elisabeth Rohm looks so pretty while pregnant! Also seems comfy in her equally pretty dress.
Jane Kaczmarek keeps it classy in a purple column.
I love January Jones' minimalist and playful dress. This is the exact right way to wear white.
Simon Cowell's main squeeze/Extra correspondent Terri Seymour kept it classy.

The Bad:
Angelica Huston: You are one of the greatest actresses of our time. Not a Vegas showgirl.
Did no one alert Christina Hendricks that her shapeless blob of a dress was the same shade as her skin?
This pattern and cut fails to flatter Ginnifer Goodwin.
If this were Project Runway, Nina Garcia would say that thought she liked the concept of Natasha Henstridge's dress, the execution was poor and the end-result cheap-looking. And I would agree with her.

The Ugly:
Remember that "disco hair-cutting smock" that Ricky made on the Project Runway wrestling challenge? How did Kristen Chenoweth get her hands on it?

[All images via Bauer-Griffin]