During last night's Conan monologue, Conan O'Brien went off on a bit of a tangent regarding the Obamas' appearance on The View and the questions asked by conservative cohost/idiot Breck Girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. While many, as Conan points out, expected the women of The View to conduct softball interview with the…
President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama visited The View for an episode that aired today. POTUS brought Barbara Walters a birthday present: a gift basket full of White House napkins, beer, M&Ms and playing cards — since she's admitted, in the past, to stealing little tchotckes from the joint. Obama also…
Governor of South Carolina and rising Republican star Nikki Haley isn't worried about her conservative brethren's seemingly shortsighted decision to fixate on limiting access to women's reproductive health care. Why? Because, she explains, ladies don't care about that stuff. She's right. We ladies are much more into…
We've all seen the commercials: a scantily-clad young lady poised on her bed, talking on the phone, laughing, and urging those of us watching television at 3am to stop being pathetic and start chatting up fly honeys on party lines. But there's a catch that callers probably aren't thinking about: that lady on the…
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, the quest to find Kelly Ripa a new cohost continues, Michele Bachmann invades your morning and late night talk shows, and Martha Stewart has a topical new recipe for flavoring your turkey this year: pepper spray.
did another one of those sketches that is really…
Research shows that people prefer listening to instructions from deep, rich baritones over nags from high tittering trills.
The battle between comedian Bill Maher and the View's overly-sensitive Republican talking head/target Elisabeth Hasselbeck wages on, as Maher appeared on the show today. The topic of discussion? A joke Maher made in February in which she happened to be the punchline. Hasselbeck asked if she could "bring something…
Today the ladies of The View discussed whether or not Chris Christie, the governor of New Jersey, could be president… Not because of his policies or stance on certain issues, but because he's fat. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was irate: "Imagine this conversation about an overweight female candidate. We would be beside…
What's so bad about boozing with close friends as your children play by themselves in the backyard? According to this Good Morning America piece by Elisabeth Hasselbeck, everything. Gasp! Considering the text splashed on the lower third of the segment included "Who's Watching The Kids?," we already knew where the…
Good ol' Elisabeth Hasselbeck has reported that a "small but growing" number of parents who actually want their children to have sex in their own homes. Growing up, I personally lived in one of the "not under my roof!" households, but it's interesting to hear about parents who think the opposite, for the sake of…
Today in Tweet Beat, conservative View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck comes out in support of gay marriage. Plus, Nicky Hilton reveals a deep dark secret about herself.
Two high-profile conservative women—Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Michele Bachmann—have reportedly not only distanced themselves from Sarah Palin, but are actively speaking out against her. Sort of, in their own tip-toey political ways.
This morning, in a rare, light-hearted political moment for The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck read off a joke-y children's poem she wrote as a way to explain Osama Bin Laden's death. Granted, using a dead person to reveal your playful side is a little weird, but whatever.
This morning on The View, Elisabeth was telling a boring-ass, way-too-long story about her daughter losing a tooth and asking questions about the Tooth Fairy when Joy cut her off and said, "Did you try to find out if the Tooth Fairy has a birth certificate?" in reference to Elisabeth's not-so-silent support of the…
Today on The View, the ladies discussed 16-year-old Justin Bieber's recent comments in a Rolling Stone interview about rape and abortion. While most of the ladies at the table agreed that he's too young to know what he's talking about—and even if he were mature enough his opinions still shouldn't hold much weight…
Today, the ladies of The View appeared on Oprah. O had the original table from The View's first season flown in for the special event for all the ladies to sit around it, Hot Topics style. It was more like a boring sleepover than anything, with the ladies sharing what they have in their purses. (Babs' keeps hard…
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is such a humorless turd. Today on The View, she responded to a joke Bill Maher made about her on Real Time with Bill Maher—in which he said he wanted to give Hasselbeck to Mubarak in exchange for detained journalist Lara Logan—with a prepared statement, saying he was "unfair," "a chauvinistic…
Between landing the first-ever daytime TV interview with the President, Barbara's new cow heart, Elisabeth Hasselbeck's tears, and the kerfuffle with Bill O'Reilly, 2010 has been a banner year for the ladies on The View.
Kim Kardashian says she's not pregnant. Presumably not by Kanye West.
The ladies on the panel take pride in their election coverage and serious interviews with political candidates. So they were immediately put off when Wasilla mayoral candidate Levi Johnston tried to evade the first question by giving them flowers.
