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Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Rhys Meyers In Drunken Brawl; Hilton Sues Black Eyed Peas' Manager
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers was detained by French police this weekend for allegedly assaulting an airport cafe bartender who refused to serve him because he was drunk. They started fighting and when a waiter intervened, Rhys Meyers punched him.
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Sued For Plagiarism
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is being sued for plagiarism and copyright infringement. Author Sue Hassett claims that Hasselbeck's book, The G Free Diet-A Gluten Free Survival Guide, rips off Hassett's book, Living with Celiac Disease, which she sent to Hasselbeck last year. More » -
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Capulet Balcony Cleared For Modern Weddings • Iranian Candidate Voices Support For Women's Rights
• The city of Verona has opened up the balcony where Juliet once pined for Romeo to modern lovers as a venue for weddings. Of course, the iconic setting comes at a steep price. • More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Changes Her View On Miss USA "Bad Girl" Behavior
Last night on Larry King, guest Elisabeth Hasselbeck alleged that risqué photos of Carrie Prejean surfaced because she's the victim of a liberal "witch hunt." Elisabeth sang a different tune about a previous pageant scandal. More » -
the good, the bad, & the ugly
Strange Bedfellows, Strange Clothes, Strange Days Indeed At Time 100!
What do you wear to meet the First Lady, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, MIA and Stella McCartney? Based on Time's 100 Most Influential People in the World Gala at New York's Lincoln Center, basic black! More » -
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Whoopi Calls Sherri Out On Her Garbage
On The View today, Sherri joked about eating potato chips out of the garbage, and Whoopi went after her insisting, "you have never done that," while a mortified Sherri flapped her mouth. More » -
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Bed-Wetting Liberal Wishes To Alter Elisabeth Hasselbeck's View
[New York, April 13. Image via INF]
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Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Scarlett Johansson Takes On Tabloids; Phil Spector Found Guilty Of Murder
- Scarlett Johansson blogged about tabloid accusations that she's losing weight in preparation for Iron Man 2. She writes: "If I were to lose 14 pounds, I'd have to part with both arms. And a foot."
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Bill O'Reilly Thinks Internet Killed The Talk Radio Star
Bill O'Reilly was on The View today, where he admitted that the only thing he hates more than Sean Penn, are "far left" blogs, and insisted that Twitter decreases the popularity of talk radio shows. More » -
Dirt Bag (After Dark)
Barbara Walters May Walk; Suleman Has A Stripper Past
- Barbara Walters may retire when her contract at ABC runs out this year. But who will put Elisabeth Hasselbeck in her place?! (Oh right, Whoopi.) [Perez Hilton]
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unintelligent design
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Unveils Her Women's Separates
Tonight, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will debut the line of women's clothing she designed on QVC at 9 PM EST. She previewed some pieces on The View this morning. Our critique, after the jump. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Tells Jay Leno "Socially, I Try Not To Get Judge-y"
Um, we beg to differ. Examples follow. More » -
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RuPaul Vs. Elisabeth Hasselbeck On "Strong" Women
An out-of-drag RuPaul was on The View this morning and, while opining that the era of the bimbo is over, he managed to offend the delicate sensibilities of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The good news? More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Shocked To Learn That George W. Bush Is An Ass
Ladies, we are tired. That's why we're presenting this clip from today's episode of the View without comment. Suffice it to say it involves Bush, butt-groping, and a smackdown courtesy of feminazi bonerkiller Joy Behar. -
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The Ladies Of The View Think Clive Owen Is Hot
Sherri Shepherd to Clive Owen on The View today: "You are really hot. You are really really hot." Sherri then quoted Naomi Watts, Angelina Jolie and Cate Blanchett, who also think Clive's hot. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck To Birth Her Third Baby
Today on The View, Elisabeth announced that she's pregnant, and due in August. I'll have you know that I totally called this two weeks ago and Anna said I was crazy. [This is true. -Ed.] More » -
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The View Co-Hosts Verbally Smack Down Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter was on The View today, of which four of the five co-hosts are single mothers, a role that Coulter criticizes in her new book Guilty. As you can imagine, it wasn't pretty. More » -
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Tom Cruise Talks About All His Children On The View
On The View today, Tom Cruise seemed almost too normal, like he may have been thinking, "how would a guy who doesn't jump on couches answer that?" during his entire visit. More » -
the week that was
This Week We Were Tired Of Tyra, Elisabeth And Meme
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that's what she said
Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 25 Most Annoying Moments Of 2008
Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the lone "conservative" voice on The View. We're frequently annoyed by things she says (but applaud her for her consistency). We collected our favorites in this clip. -
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The View: Not OK To Name Baby Adolf; OK To Oppose Gay Marriage
As Elisabeth Hasselbeck points out, it's disgusting to impose something on your children — who aren't able to form their own opinions — as a way to spread intolerance. -
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The Squeaky Conservative Gets The Grease
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Etheridge Calls Elisabeth Out For Her Support Of Prop 8
This morning, the gay musician and the conservative View co-host wouldn't back down over denying equal rights in the name of religion. Sherri Shepherd was forced by producers to change the subject. -
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What War?
Just overheard on the View: Elisabeth Hasselbeck defending the legacy of George W. Bush because he's "kept us safe". Wherever did she get that talking point from? -
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Obama & Palin: Hasselbeck Decries The "Double Standard"
Today on The View, the co-hosts discussed all the great press that Barack Obama has been getting, wondering if the media is defining his legacy before he even takes the oath of office. Of course, Elisabeth Hasselbeck was all T.O.'d about it, saying that the media is "coddling" the President-elect and that there's a double standard with regards to his treatment and that of Sarah Palin. What she doesn't get is that this is a huge, historic event, and people want to celebrate it. Clip above. -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Doesn't Want People To Practice What She Preaches
Today is Veterans Day, and the ladies of The View wanted to pay their respects to those in uniform, past and present. Joy Behar said that she was pissed off that the holiday — and the issues surrounding the war in Iraq — were not on the front pages of any of the major newspapers. She talked about the number of men and women killed in the war (both Iraqi and American) and complained that we're still pumping so much money into what seems to be a pointless fight. And that's when Hasselbeck flipped her lid. She literally said that Joy should not be airing grievances because it's disrespectful toward the men and women who are supposedly fighting for the freedom…to speak our minds. Clip above. -
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The View: Elisabeth Concedes, Sherri Cries
It's been a long election season for the women on The View, who have clashed time and again over politics. What did hardcore McCainiac Hasselbeck have to say about the election results? She was uncharacteristically gracious and respectful of Barack Obama. But it was Sherri Shepherd who brought the house down with her emotional, heartfelt response about how happy she is that she can tell her son that he has no limitations. Clip above. -
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Sarah Haskins Targets The View
We've been so busy around here, we haven't had a chance to get to the new Target: Women video! Sarah Haskins calls the ladies of The View a "living, breathing, real-time focus group." Plus, they do what what women love to do: Talk. "Sometimes, they talk all at once!" But Haskins understands: "Democracy's messy like that." Since Joy Behar hearts Obama and Elisabeth Hasselbeck is in the tank for McCain, guess who represents the undecided voters of America? Hint: The one who thinks the earth is flat. Clip above! More » -
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Like Palin, Hasselbeck Understands Minority Americans
So today is election day, but I'm sure that, if and when Barack Obama is elected, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will spend the next four years on The View (if she doesn't leave for Fox News, that is) complaining about him and his connections to Wright and Ayers. Today, she stuck up for Sarah Palin and "Troopergate", then went off about Obama's "connections" again. This time she's mad that Obama left the church where Wright preached. You can't win with this woman! Whoopi decided to educate her about the experiences of African-Americans, which Elisabeth found offensive, because, after all, she went to college. Dear Elisabeth: Whenever Sherri Shepherd sounds more with it than you do, something is wrong. Clip above. More » -
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SNL's Seth Meyers Answers To The Ladies Of The View
Seth Meyers, Weekend Update anchor and head writer for Saturday Night Live, was on The View this morning, which must have been a little nerve-wracking for him, since SNL did a View sketch this weekend, in which Kristen Wiig played a hysterically hysterical, "fact" finding Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Kenan Thompson played Whoopi, Fred Armisen nailed Joy Behar's wrist movements, and Casey Wilson played Jennifer Aniston, who was supposed to be sitting in for Sherri Shepherd, which led Sherri to ask Seth if the SNL producers had run out of black people. Clip above, and after the jump, the sketch from SNL. More » -
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Loose Lips
Sherri Shepherd is telling people to ignore the rumors of strife between Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Behar propagated by an "unnamed source." Says Sherri, "Wherever you are, Unnamed Source, I hope they're paying you some good money to do all the lying you're doing. I hope you're able to pay that rent with the $50 they're giving you…I'm so mad at Unnamed Source." • William Balfour, the estranged boyfriend of Jennifer Hudson's sister and the main suspect behind the murder of Hudson's brother, mother, and nephew, has already been caught in a lie by the Chicago police. According to TMZ, in addition to that lie, Balfour's current girlfriend has contradicted his alibi. Balfour is still in police custody. • Angelina Jolie made a surprise appearance to honor Clint Eastwood at last night's Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala. How surprise was it? The crowd "gasped audibly" when her name was introduced. More » -
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Hasselbeck To Hannity: The Media Is Both "Liberal" And "Sexist"
Fox News' Sean Hannity caught up with Sarah Palin and Elisabeth Hasselbeck on the campaign trail in Florida this weekend and his interviews with the women aired on Hannity and Colmes last night. In her speech introducing Palin, Hasselbeck said that she was excited to be able to "talk for five minutes without being interrupted." Well, with Hannity, she talked for more than five minutes, and it was all the same shit she says on The View: Obama has close relationships with radicals, Palin and McCain are perfect, blah, blah, blah. She also discussed "T-shirt gate," and how the liberal media thinks that Obama's "friendships" with Bill Ayers and Tony Rezco don't matter and that the same "liberal" media is sexist when it comes to Palin because they only want to talk about her clothes. In other news, Elisabeth is apparently T.O.'d at Joy's impersonation of her in her comedy act. Clip above. More » -
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Palin & Hasselbeck To Co-Host Fox News Morning Show!
Jezebel HQ has intercepted a secret memo from Fox News, outlining what we already realized was inevitable: Sarah Palin and Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be hosting a talk show. Mavericks In The Morning will air at 9 am, directly after Fox and Friends and will be patterned after the popular fourth "yenta" hour of the Today Show with Kathie Lee and Hoda. In fact, the dynamic duo will be on Hannity & Colmes tonight so that the network execs can see if their chemistry plays well with Fox's "base". After the jump, the tentative schedule for the first week of Mavericks In The Morning, including two very special guests who will travel an extra long way to appear on the show. More » -
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This Week We Crashed At The Intersection Of Fashion And Politics
- We spent way too much time talking about Sarah Palin's sexy secretary garb and how much it cost and/or did not cost. But what we really want to know is how Palin gets her hair so big. Maybe her bouffant is built out of campaign secrets and the souls of unborn babies.
- Maybe all Sarah needs is a good talking to from Tyra and Judge Judy. Then she'd learn to keep her receipts in order!
- She has about as much sense as these crazy cat people. (We kid, we love them.)
- But probably a lot more sense than Elisabeth Hasselbeck, whose t-shirt wearing antics have torn The View asunder.
- Breaking: Goop makes us gassy.
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the view
Joy Behar Did Not Tell Off Elisabeth Hasselbeck Yesterday
There were some heated words between Joy and Elisabeth on yesterday's episode of The View, which later got blown into a big "fight of the century" thing, replete with quotes from aan anonymoustipster regarding a backstage blowup between the co-hosts. Today, the ladies said that the fight never happened, and insisted that there's no bad blood between them because they leave all their arguments at the table. Also, Joy says that she sticks up for Elisabeth when people say they don't like her. We're thinking that might happen an awful lot. Clip above. -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Gets Schooled For Wearing McCain T-Shirt On The View
So much went on this morning on The View. First the ladies got in a heated argument about politics that led Elisabeth to sarcastically offer Joy a View mug saying, "Here, drink some more Obama Kool Aid." Then Bill O'Reilly came on and totally undermined the obvious political importance The View has had during this election. Then, the ladies went back to the Hot Topics table, so that Barbara could tell Elisabeth about how much grief she caused when she wore her McCain campaign T-shirt yesterday. Elisabeth, who was vehemently opposed to the idea of teachers wearing Obama pins to class, said that this case is different because there are no children in The View's studio audience. But honestly, what fucking difference does it make if kids know who you're voting for? They can't vote, so it's not like their opinions will be swayed. Clip above. More » -
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Full Of Shirt
Ugh. We've been wondering how long it was gonna take for Elisabeth to bust out the "Great AmeriMcCain Hero" shirt she designed for John McCain's campaign, and today was the day. After getting in a heated debate with Joy in which Elisabeth said that Obama cannot be trusted with money, unlike McCain, who is a "man of his word and a man of honor," she intimated that Obama is a dangerous socialist, which would make him less of an American. And that almost made Whoopi's dreads stand on end. After she was pretty much shut down by the rest of the panel, Elisabeth said, "That's why I'm wearing my shirt today. Because I'm just gonna wear it and be quiet." By all means! Clip above. -
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A View From The Squid
The Onion has the scoop on the new castmate on The View, chosen for her fresh new take on the day's issues. It's a 900-pound squid. "'After the squid's years spent dwelling on the ocean floor, I think viewers will be interested to hear its take on the hustle and bustle lifestyle of New York City,' said ABC programming director Cyndi DeHart. 'And personally, I can't wait to see how the squid interacts with Whoopi. Watch out!'" Viewers are responding well to the squid's presence. "'I like the squid,' said Chicago resident Anna Herskowitz, 46. 'I really relate to it. More than I relate to Elisabeth Hasselbeck, anyway.'" [The Onion] -
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Maggie Gyllenhaal Says She Couldn't Sleep With A McCain Voter
During hot topics on The View today, the ladies wondered aloud how to handle being seriously involved with someone with opposing political views. They asked Maggie Gyllenhaal, who was on the show to hock SoyJoy branded organic clothing (seriously), if she could date someone of a different political stripe. Maggie said that she and main man Peter Sarsgaard are both Democrats, and that Ronald Reagan was basically a dirty word in her parents' household when she was a kid. Finally, Maggie said she probably couldn't sleep with someone who was voting for McCain. Then there was a brief silence and Elisabeth muttered, "We could probably slumber even though I'm voting for McCain." Awkward!!! Clip above.






























































