Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns to Fox & Friends After Cancer Scare

After mysteriously disappearing from Fox & Friends for a month because she was having an unidentified surgery, Elisabeth Hasselbeck has returned to "the curvy couch," revealing that she had a tumor in her abdomen that turned out not to be cancer. She also shut down rumors she might have been getting plastic surgery. » 11/14/14 12:10pm 11/14/14 12:10pm

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining The View

Aaaaaahahaahahahaahahahaaha. World's sourest little grape Elisabeth Hasselbeck called in to Fox & Friends today to express her ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE that horrid anti-American professional troop-maker-cryer Rosie O'Donnell is in talks to rejoin the cast of The View. You may remember O'Donnell and Hasselbeck's relationship… » 7/09/14 8:00pm 7/09/14 8:00pm

Fox News Host Is Pretty Sure Nicaraguan Co-Host 'Grew Up on Tacos'

Last time we checked in with Brian Kilmeade, he was super stoked to have a new blonde to say offensive and careless things to, one Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Luckily for Elisabeth, he hasn't limited his attentions to her: on Friday's episode of Fox & Friends, Kilmeade really showed his geographical hand when he said to… » 10/04/13 10:25am 10/04/13 10:25am

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Was Super Giddy on Her First Day at Fox & Friends

Former Survivor contestant and The View panelist Elisabeth Hasselbeck was absolutely pleased as punch to be joining Fox & Friends bright and early on Monday morning, especially given that the show is NOW COMPLETE WITH NEW COUCH. She giggled as she brought Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade new mugs (sorry boys, no… » 9/16/13 10:20am 9/16/13 10:20am

Rumors Indicate that Katie Couric Could Join The View

Season two of Katie Couric's Katie has just started, but however long it will be on air is anyone's guess. Barbara Walters is slowly fading into that good night on The View, despite her original protestations. So what better way to fix this daytime talk show kerfuffle than have Katie Couric replace Barbara Walters on » 9/13/13 10:20am 9/13/13 10:20am

The Best of the Worst of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 10 Years on ‘The View’

Today marked the end of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's 10-year-long stint as a cohost of The View. As the lone conservative voice on the panel, she always stuck to her guns—even though they repeatedly misfired—and helped make the show the addictive mess of shrill in-fighting it is. Who could ever replace her yippity yapping?… » 7/10/13 6:15pm 7/10/13 6:15pm

Exhale: Here's Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Final Appearance on The View

Looking appropriately sheepish, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave The View the old conservative farewell Wednesday morning, after announcing last night that she would be moving to Fox to join the team at Fox and Friends, replacing Gretchen Carlson, who is getting her own afternoon show. Hasselbeck has been "enjoying The… » 7/10/13 1:20pm 7/10/13 1:20pm

Robin Thicke Is Pretty Upset About All Your Mean Critical Thinking

In an interview with BBC1, Robin Thicke finally responded to charges of misogyny in the lyrics and video for his song "Blurred Lines." Many critics felt that the song trivializes the importance of consent (consent being the "line" that gets "blurred," because Thicke "know[s] you want it"), and objected to the fact… » 7/09/13 8:35pm 7/09/13 8:35pm

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Accuses Chris Brown of 'Verbal Rape'

It's been less than two days since Chris Brown broke the misguided hearts of Team Breezy by deactivating his Twitter account following his (admittedly provoked) verbal attack on comedian and Tweet Beat regular Jenny Johnson. To recap, on Sunday night, Johnson, who often uses Twitter to make fun of celebrities, wrote… » 11/27/12 4:40pm 11/27/12 4:40pm

Fox News Mad that The View Was Totally Mean to Ann Romney

Today's episode of The View was supposed to boast a double shot of Romney, but when Mitt backed out due to "scheduling conflicts," his nice wife Ann appeared on the program by herself. And when the hosts of the show asked her about issues rather than gently tossing her nice, Ann-appropriate softballs, the outrage… » 10/18/12 4:00pm 10/18/12 4:00pm

Who the Hell Does Elisabeth Hasselbeck Think She Is, Asking the…

During last night's Conan monologue, Conan O'Brien went off on a bit of a tangent regarding the Obamas' appearance on The View and the questions asked by conservative cohost/idiot Breck Girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. While many, as Conan points out, expected the women of The View to conduct softball interview with the… » 9/26/12 11:10am 9/26/12 11:10am

Watch POTUS and FLOTUS Make Their Genuinely Adorable Appearance on The…

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama visited The View for an episode that aired today. POTUS brought Barbara Walters a birthday present: a gift basket full of White House napkins, beer, M&Ms and playing cards — since she's admitted, in the past, to stealing little tchotckes from the joint. Obama also… » 9/25/12 1:30pm 9/25/12 1:30pm

Nikki Haley, Spokesperson of All Ladies Everywhere, Says Women Don't…

Governor of South Carolina and rising Republican star Nikki Haley isn't worried about her conservative brethren's seemingly shortsighted decision to fixate on limiting access to women's reproductive health care. Why? Because, she explains, ladies don't care about that stuff. She's right. We ladies are much more into… » 4/03/12 7:00pm 4/03/12 7:00pm

More Moms Taking Jobs As Phone Sex Operators To Pay The Bills

We've all seen the commercials: a scantily-clad young lady poised on her bed, talking on the phone, laughing, and urging those of us watching television at 3am to stop being pathetic and start chatting up fly honeys on party lines. But there's a catch that callers probably aren't thinking about: that lady on the… » 12/19/11 2:10pm 12/19/11 2:10pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, the quest to find Kelly Ripa a new cohost continues, Michele Bachmann invades your morning and late night talk shows, and Martha Stewart has a topical new recipe for flavoring your turkey this year: pepper spray. » 11/25/11 8:00pm 11/25/11 8:00pm

did another one of those sketches that is really…