It's been less than two days since Chris Brown broke the misguided hearts of Team Breezy by deactivating his Twitter account following his (admittedly provoked) verbal attack on comedian and Tweet Beat regular Jenny Johnson. To recap, on Sunday night, Johnson, who often uses Twitter to make fun of celebrities, wrote …

Today's episode of The View was supposed to boast a double shot of Romney, but when Mitt backed out due to "scheduling conflicts," his nice wife Ann appeared on the program by herself. And when the hosts of the show asked her about issues rather than gently tossing her nice, Ann-appropriate softballs, the outrage artists …

During last night's Conan monologue, Conan O'Brien went off on a bit of a tangent regarding the Obamas' appearance on The View and the questions asked by conservative cohost/idiot Breck Girl Elisabeth Hasselbeck. While many, as Conan points out, expected the women of The View to conduct softball interview with the…

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama visited The View for an episode that aired today. POTUS brought Barbara Walters a birthday present: a gift basket full of White House napkins, beer, M&Ms and playing cards — since she's admitted, in the past, to stealing little tchotckes from the joint. Obama also…

Governor of South Carolina and rising Republican star Nikki Haley isn't worried about her conservative brethren's seemingly shortsighted decision to fixate on limiting access to women's reproductive health care. Why? Because, she explains, ladies don't care about that stuff. She's right. We ladies are much more into…

We've all seen the commercials: a scantily-clad young lady poised on her bed, talking on the phone, laughing, and urging those of us watching television at 3am to stop being pathetic and start chatting up fly honeys on party lines. But there's a catch that callers probably aren't thinking about: that lady on the…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, the quest to find Kelly Ripa a new cohost continues, Michele Bachmann invades your morning and late night talk shows, and Martha Stewart has a topical new recipe for flavoring your turkey this year: pepper spray.

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The battle between comedian Bill Maher and the View's overly-sensitive Republican talking head/target Elisabeth Hasselbeck wages on, as Maher appeared on the show today. The topic of discussion? A joke Maher made in February in which she happened to be the punchline. Hasselbeck asked if she could "bring something up"…

Today the ladies of The View discussed whether or not Chris Christie, the governor of New Jersey, could be president… Not because of his policies or stance on certain issues, but because he's fat. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was irate: "Imagine this conversation about an overweight female candidate. We would be beside…