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    Always A Bridesmaid

    The Hobbit's (Coffee) Habit

    Jay-Z Raps About Wintour; Gaga & Marc Jacobs Do Comic Book

    My Precioussss! And My Other Preciousss!

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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    They're coming to get you Katie, they're. coming. to. get. yoooouuuu. #katieholmes
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    Why is she wearing a target made of spaghetti on her chest? #katieholmes
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    They now have to wear Xenu Solar Communication Patches on their shirts? #katieholmes
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/12/09

    In reply to The Hobbit's (Coffee) Habit
    I like my coffee like I like my women.... hot and with facial hair. #elijahwood
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    Image of LaBetenoir LaBetenoir
    11/13/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: and with a bee in it! #elijahwood
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/12/09

    In reply to The Hobbit's (Coffee) Habit
    He looks so much like my ex-boyfriend here it's unnerving. All he's missing in the constant gaze at the ol' iphone to complete the look. #elijahwood
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    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    10/01/09

    In reply to Jay-Z Raps About Wintour; Gaga & Marc Jacobs Do Comic Book
    If he is rapping about her it doesn't really make sense. If he ISN'T rapping about her . . . it still doesn't make sense.
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    Image of diosdeguerra diosdeguerra
    10/01/09

    @suck_it_monkeys: I think he actually says, "Anna, the winter(Wintour) gets cold; en (in) vogue with your skin out." I just caught this reference at the gym this morning. Part of the long tradition of hip hop "metaphors" that don't entirely make sense, but can be clever (like this one) or lame (like countless others).
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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    10/01/09

    @diosdeguerra: I'm obsessed with that song...Jay-Z is a clever man, I thought the reference was funny.
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    Image of egg cream egg cream
    10/01/09

    @suck_it_monkeys: It makes sense -- the whole verse is about young women who come to New York all innocent and get caught up in the high life. So take the lyrics as written, and he's just continuing to paint the picture: those girls you see huddled outside of clubs in mid-January wearing miniskirts and sexy little jackets, freezing their asses off while they wait for some guy to hail them a cab. Now take the lyrics as they sound, and it adds another layer: they're models, or they want to be, they're just fashionable accessories and all people value them for are their looks. Bonus points for magazine title wordplay in a song about New York, which, at least if you're in the industry, can feel like it lives and breathes magazines.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    10/01/09

    In reply to Jay-Z Raps About Wintour; Gaga & Marc Jacobs Do Comic Book
    Oh Nike, that's why I wear Asics.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    10/01/09

    In reply to Jay-Z Raps About Wintour; Gaga & Marc Jacobs Do Comic Book
    I just noticed that yesterday when I was listening to that song! It made me laugh aloud, and the guy walking next to me gave me a sidelong look and slunk farther away. Hee.
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    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    09/16/09

    In reply to My Precioussss! And My Other Preciousss!
    If those puppies aren't named either Smeagol and Gollum, Frodo and Sam, or Merry and Pippin, I'm going to be really disappointed.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    09/16/09

    @tiredfairy: My friend has a dog named Pippin! He is a delightful creature...how could you not be with that name?!
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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    09/16/09

    In reply to My Precioussss! And My Other Preciousss!
    Ooooh I met Elijah Wood in a bar in NY once. I creeped him out. Which is fine with me, because now when I tell the story I get to say that I creeped out Elijah Wood.

    PS: His eyes are so blue in person.
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    Image of sleepeatread sleepeatread
    09/16/09

    @LolaQuinn is full of beans: I get the feeling he is easily spooked, after seeing him FREAK on Punk'd.
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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    09/16/09

    @sleepeatread: He was very nice, but very much like a nervous rabbit. Also his entourage (you heard me) was very snobby and possessive. But he was all a bundle of nervous fan love.

    If I could go back in time I would have told him that I loved him in Radio Flyer.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    09/16/09

    @LolaQuinn is full of beans: He has like a Stains thing going on, right? Like his eyes make him look like he's perpetually spooked or surprised.
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    Image of LolaQuinn is full of beans LolaQuinn is full of beans
    09/16/09

    @TexasCrude: OH MY GOD JUST LIKE STAINS. Eerie.
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    Image of sleepeatread sleepeatread
    09/16/09

    @LolaQuinn is full of beans: Yeah Radio Flyer!
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    09/16/09

    In reply to My Precioussss! And My Other Preciousss!
    Ohhh! Look at the 2 cute little creatures that the dogs are pulling on the leashes! Awnt they just the cutest widdle things!
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    Image of Percy Percy
    09/16/09

    In reply to My Precioussss! And My Other Preciousss!
    They just came from Second Breakfast, and now on to Elevensies.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment Percy was starred Percy was unstarred
    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    09/16/09

    In reply to My Precioussss! And My Other Preciousss!
    I bet he fits in that purse he's carrying.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    09/16/09

    In reply to My Precioussss! And My Other Preciousss!
    He has a hobbit of collecting Chihuahuas.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/16/09

    @keldo: He shire does!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/16/09

    @CurtCole: And for carrying multiple Baggins.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    09/16/09

    @keldo: It dwarves his elf-esteem.
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    Image of sleepeatread sleepeatread
    09/16/09

    In reply to My Precioussss! And My Other Preciousss!
    I guess when you are a tiny, tiny man, you need a tiny, tiny dog.
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