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    Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/09/09

    In reply to Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
    Did anyone else do a double take and start counting on their fingers after that People headline?

    (I'm too dispiritedly conflicted about validating rights of the small business designer/IP owners but mourning an as-a-result-lacerated budget to comment on much else in the article here.)
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
    Regarding the counterfeiting bust: yes; It is the start of a HUGE crackdown. Bloomberg is on a rampage because counterfeiters don't pay taxes and are illegally importing their items. Not to mention the huge violations of copyrights, patents and IP.
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    12/09/09

    @winner: Agreed. Plus they are a major tool for laundering money for drug traffickers, human traffickers, terrorists, proliferators, etc. etc. They are a very dirty business and I am glad to see this crackdown.
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    12/09/09

    @winner: I hoping there's going to be a crackdown. We should handle counterfeit goods the same way France does.
    Here (the US) isn't it legal to buy CGs, but not to sell? They ought to change that. Punish the buyers.
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    12/09/09

    @LaFemme: Exactly.
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    12/09/09

    @femme-bot: At least people like me will look fabulous in the clink with our (fake) Chanels.
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    12/09/09

    @dj_chick: Fake Chanel doesn't look fabulous.
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    12/09/09

    @femme-bot: I agree! And they do!

    There was a raid on a FedEx type shipping station off Canal St. that was directly associated with several vendors of counterfeit goods. The items were either purchased from a Chinatown storefront and dropped off to be shipped to the customer's home or sold (often as authentic) via eBay.

    All of the packages were confiscated and messages were sent to the addressees that basically said "sorry charlie but you're S.O.L."

    The Trademark Counterfeiting Act of 1984 made it a Federal criminal offense to *knowingly* sell counterfeit items. It's usually a wholesaler who is held liable - if you can find them, if they are solvent, if they can be subject to the jurisdiction of US courts and if he is insured. Not exactly easy which is why NYC is taking this route.
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    12/09/09

    @femme-bot: Neither does being judgmental.
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    12/09/09

    @dj_chick: At least my judgment doesn't support crime rings, terrorism, human traffickers, and child labor violations.
    My judgment doesn't support a shady ass industry.
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    12/09/09

    @winner: Oh, cool, I didn't know that. I recall reading an article a bit back discussing how they're starting to go after people who have "purse parties". Which I guess are wholesalers.
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    12/09/09

    @femme-bot: It doesn't make sense to punish the buyers - it doesn't work with drugs, either.
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    12/09/09

    @LaFemme: Yeah, I guess if it funds things like this it's good to be disbanded, but it seems like a lot of effort has gone in to it more because of the big-name designers complaining all the time. Nobody spends as much time and effort on other causes of drug and human trafficking.
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    12/09/09

    @JerkoftheMonth: I don't disagree that the designers complaints probably play a part, but I think it is a little off-base to claim "nobody" spends as much time and effort on other causes of drug and human trafficking. Trying to dismantle international drug cartels, human trafficking rings, and stop the funding of terror isn't exactly an easy task, and there are many, many people who are involved in trying to do just that across a wide range of government and private sector. Frankly, the time and effort that it would take to basically shut down Canal street counterfeit shops seems so minimal, I can't believe they didn't do it sooner.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
    Oh how I love How to steal a million. Peter O'Toole was simply scrumptious, and Audrey wears the best clothes...
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    12/09/09

    @sara-without-an-h: agreed. everyone was perfectly cast!
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    12/09/09

    @sara-without-an-h: Damn, that black lace dress with the matching veil/masque... simply divine!! Probably my favorite thing she's worn on film—even including Funny Face! (although that stripedy white dress from Fair Lady....?). In any case, chantilly lace LBD, I lust.

    And Peter O'Toole has just the prettiest blue eyes that ever opened on this earth.
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    sara-without-an-h promoted this comment Edited by betty.black at 12/09/09 12:12 PM betty.black was starred betty.black was unstarred
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    12/09/09

    @betty.black: And her cute nightgown, gum boots and Givenchy coat!!!
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    12/09/09

    @sara-without-an-h: When they spent minutes on end in that art gallery closet just.this.close--mmmm.
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    12/09/09

    @ardentlilac: So glad others know this film! I've always thought HTSAM was unfairly overlooked in discussions of the works of Audrey Hepburn or Peter O'Toole or William Wyler. The comic performances of Hugh Griffith and Eli Wallach are brilliant, too.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
    The use of the word "spawns" in that context is uncomfortably reminiscent of those CF assholes, to my mind.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
    Spawn is the funniest word ever. Unfortunately a classmate of mine (who has a baby with his wife) didn't find it so hilarious when I jokingly asked how the spawn was doing.
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    Image of librariesare4lovers librariesare4lovers
    12/09/09

    In reply to Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
    Here's a link to an NPR article about the Hepburn auction. If I had that kind of bank account I would have tried for the Givenchy ball gown from Love in the Afternoon. A girl can dream...[www.npr.org]
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Gisele Spawns Baby Boy; Counterfeit Crackdown Hits Canal Street
    Even though Naomi is like "legitimately" crazy, I still find her more likeable than Tyra. No lie.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    12/09/09

    @Understater: I like her because instead of being passive aggressively (like TyTy) bitchy, she's just blatantly bitchy.
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    12/09/09

    @GirlFailer: Exactly. NiNi owns her bitchiness, whereas TyTy puts a mask of sincerity over it.
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    Image of dandelionbrowne dandelionbrowne
    12/09/09

    @Understater:
    She's just seven times more interesting than Tyra. My favorite and only moment watching the Tyra show outside of Jezebel was when Tyra had Naomi on to "confront" her about how she treated her.

    That shit was fodder for an SNL/Mad Tv parody. Naomi is hardcore.
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    12/09/09

    @dandelionbrowne: I remember that! It was great. The whole episode was trumped up to be Tyra's mega-catharsis but Naomi was completely clueless: "Oh, was I mean to you years ago? I'm sorry, I guess".
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    12/09/09

    @IndignationCoordinator:
    I have to admit I cackled a bit watching that. Naomi was like," I was on coke. I don't remember any of this. What do you want from me?" while Tyra was all melodramatically devastated.
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    They're coming to get you Katie, they're. coming. to. get. yoooouuuu. #katieholmes
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    What is going on here???? #katieholmes
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    Image of Ineedmorecowbell Ineedmorecowbell
    11/17/09

    @largirl: It looks to me like they are walking into a cemetary for a funeral, not a wedding. #katieholmes
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    11/17/09

    @Ineedmorecowbell: They're on a movie set. That wooden box behind them is called an apple box, and it's used to raise equipment, etc. The guy with the toolbelt in the background and the camera lens peaking in from the right are also dead giveaways. #katieholmes
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    I love a man who is unafraid to be short. (Unlike SOMEBODY here's husband) #katieholmes
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    Why is she wearing a target made of spaghetti on her chest? #katieholmes
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    Making her walk in heels by Elijah Woods is just cruel. What's next, Tom Cruise? #katieholmes
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    Image of roslyn taber roslyn taber
    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    i'm going to be in a wedding Thanksgiving weekend, and i just realized -- it's my third time as a bridesmaid. i mean obviously that saying is bullshit and not something worth getting upset over, but i did, and now i'm more upset with myself that i actually got upset at not being married yet.
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    TurtleSpeak promoted this comment Edited by roslyn taber at 11/17/09 4:57 PM roslyn taber was starred roslyn taber was unstarred
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    11/17/09

    @roslyn taber: I'm not married and I've never been a bridesmaid- I've never even been to a wedding before.
    I feel sad every time I think about it. I'd rather be a bridesmaid 3x than have never even seen a wedding! Bah. #katieholmes
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    11/17/09

    @roslyn taber: Keep breathing. You're off to a good start of taking the power back from the wedding-crazed world. Focus on what makes you happy, not fitting in with the white dress fever crowd. As much attention and validation that they will get, they won't necessarily be happier than you, married or not! #katieholmes
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    11/17/09

    @hollygirl: sooo right. what makes my freaking out kinda funny is that i don't really like being the center of attention. like, if i get married, i want us to walk down the aisle together, just to avoid that, "here comes the bride" moment. #katieholmes
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Always A Bridesmaid
    They now have to wear Xenu Solar Communication Patches on their shirts? #katieholmes
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/12/09

    In reply to The Hobbit's (Coffee) Habit
    I like my coffee like I like my women.... hot and with facial hair. #elijahwood
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    Image of LaBetenoir LaBetenoir
    11/13/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: and with a bee in it! #elijahwood
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