• Mariah Carey's remix album Angels Advocate, which was set to come out next week, has been canceled. Mimi's management says, "We're looking to go possibly to another studio album or Christmas album... It's a creative process that cannot be rushed."

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• Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:

Clocking in at around three and a half hours, last night's 82nd Annual Academy Awards was long and, for some celebs, boring (interpretive dance!). Here, we've collected some of our favorite reaction shots during the ceremony.

Let's play a drinking game for E!'s red carpet coverage. Take a shot every time Giuliana Rancic asks a celebrity about a diet or workout regimen. Every time she mentions her crush on George Clooney, chug.

Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin assures us he will not pose for Playgirl, despite the fact that he hasn't been asked. Plus, Samantha Ronson posts her license photo, and Spencer Pratt is crying.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love accuses Lily Allen of being a cokehead brat after Lily posts unflattering picture of Courtney. Plus, Sam Lutfi accuses Lynne Spears of being a pillhead.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebrities like Jason Reitman, Mariah Carey, Rachel Zoe and more tweet about the Globes, Debbie Gibson swears her gym smells like Electric Youth, and Snoop has a 5am wake and bake.

Today in Tweet Beat, there's no airbrushing for Demi Moore or the giraffe, Ice-T flosses about all of his Xboxes, and Kim Zolciak is making a wig for Chris Crocker.

Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D will teach Ashton Kutcher how to get the perfect blow out, Paris Hilton thinks that Dr. Dre is "dope," and Countess LuAnn has a "hot new boyfriend."

• Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited."

• A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."

Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth doesn't recommend glitter for men, Martha Stewart parties with Diddy, and Jon Favreau cuts his hair with a Flowbee.

Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono proposes a positive body image exercise, Kate Major is happy that Jon Gosselin is being sued, and Scott Baio announces that he is both a Republican and a friend of Glenn Beck.

Today in Tweet Beat, Eli Roth's mom breaks into his house to leave him home-cooked meals, Stephanie Pratt is reading a book, and Elizabeth Taylor needs your prayers.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan wants to know why she's not allowed to have some off-the-record fun with the hardworking people in Singapore, Fred Durst cares about genocide in Israel, and Courtney Love's kidneys hurt.

Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry professes her love of vibrators, Joan Rivers is annoying Melissa, and OutKast's Big Boi is a U2 fan.

• Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says:

Quentin Tarantino's long awaited so-called "masterpiece" Inglourious Basterds opened today at Cannes, and although reviews of the film are varied, most seem to agree that it isn't his best work.