Ugh, it's such a tough category to make a call like that in, but come on. Dog diving off elephant's back? WINNER WINNER.

It's a baby elephant lounging in the ocean. Happy Labor Day, world.

Now scream "awwwwwwwww!" as loudly as possible at your computer screen.

Supermodel maniac goddess Naomi Campbell has accepted libel damages from Britain's Daily Telegraph over a story that "falsely claimed she planned to organize an elephant polo match in India for her partner's birthday." Which, to their credit, how are they supposed to tell a true Naomi Campbell story from a false…

A young Indian girl gives coins to an elephant during a religious procession as part of the Mahakumbh festival in Allahabad, India, Sunday, Jan. 6, 2013. Millions of Hindu pilgrims are expected to take part in the large religious congregation on the banks of Sangam during the Mahakumbh festival in January 2013, which…

Brigitte Bardot, the actress your dad would be most likely to describe as celebrity crush in a discomforting tone of voice that lets you know, once and for all, that a conversational threshold in your filial relationship has been crossed, has informed France that she will soon be going the way of Gerard Depardieu…

Although vodka's metaphorically saved my life many a time, Ruski firewater literally rescued two Indian circus elephants from frostbite after the truck in which they were being transported caught fire. Stranded on a highway in freezing Siberia, Russia, the handlers did the only thing they could think of, which was…

Yesterday, we posted a video of a baby donkey enjoying a celebratory roll in the dust so today, as an olive branch of sorts, it only seems fair that we post a video of a baby elephant having an equally adorable and enjoyable time. Let's hear it for reaching across the aisle!

The only thing that could be cuter than this is if he was with a baby elephant in a dog costume. Someone get on that.

Hello, dear ones. I hate to break it to you, but it is indeed the start of the work week and there is a chance that you will face some uphill battles in the days/life to come. Maybe you will have to deal with a passive aggressive boss; maybe the shipment you needed won't come in on time; maybe it's a new quarter and a…

Meet Moses, the 220 pounds 7-month-old (NO JUDGEMENT) baby ellie who was found in the reeds of a riverbank in Malawi. It's believed that his mom was killed by poachers, which is apparently on the rise. Great.

This past Wednesday, we posted photos of Anchali, the Asian elephant born on August 12th at the Berlin Zoo. And guess what? Now, there's video. SKA-WEEEEEE!

Bébé oliphant! According to the photo agency:

Why did the baby elephant cross the road? Who cares? What matters is that it did and it was magical.

Two baby elephants play at an elephant orphanage in Pinnawala, about 45 kilometers (28 miles) northeast of Colombo, Sri Lanka, Sunday, June 10, 2012. The orphanage, which is home to 83 elephants, is currently a major tourist attraction in Sri Lanka. (AP Photo/Gemunu Amarasinghe)

I, for one, welcome our elephant overlords.

Some Mondays leave us wishing that we could all hide our heads in the sand. Watching this elephant do it is the next best thing.

Kandula the elephant is being called a "giant genius." And he does seem pretty clever! He lives in an enclosure at the Smithsonian National Zoo, where jerky researchers put bamboo and fruit just out of his reach. Kandula was smart enough to push a cube over and use it as a step. And when they took away the cube, he…

When baby elephant Chhouk was found starving and abandoned in the Cambodian wilderness four years ago, he was missing his front left foot. His injuries — sustained because of those pesky poachers — left him with severe balance issues and unable to fully walk. Happy ending time: He was eventually fitted for a…