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    Elephants On Parade!

    Baby Elephant Named "Barack"

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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    08/19/09

    In reply to Elephants On Parade!
    Didn't we have a duck-shoe article a little while back? One shoe for EVERYONE!
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    Image of otoacousticsparkles otoacousticsparkles
    08/19/09

    In reply to Elephants On Parade!
    This totes reminds me of the opening sequence to the Elephant Show with Sharon, Lois and Bram...AMIRITE???

    ...or am I all alone on this one?
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    08/19/09

    @otoacousticsparkles: Oh my god, I looooved that show!
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    08/19/09

    @otoacousticsparkles:
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    08/19/09

    @NellMood: Yay. Don't forget the closer. This is from my favorite episode! I saw them twice in concert. That's my cool concert cred.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    08/19/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: Classic. I was not aware that they had concerts and my childhood self is insanely jealous of your childhood self.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    08/19/09

    In reply to Elephants On Parade!
    I wonder if they have my size.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    08/19/09

    In reply to Elephants On Parade!
    "Heavy-duty booty" sounds like something one would find at a Rutgers frat bar on a Saturday night.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/19/09

    In reply to Elephants On Parade!
    Insert Obligatory Cute Shoes Comment.
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    Edited by CurtCole at 08/19/09 2:36 PM CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of DoubleExpresso doesn't know what to think.... DoubleExpresso doesn't know what to think....
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    Pachy lovers, I highly recommend:


    kind of puts that old saying about mixed couples to rest, no?

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    Image of LadyNo Fondles Sweaters LadyNo Fondles Sweaters
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    My nephew got a stuffed dragon for his baptism and we named it Barack. It's the cool thing to do.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    Aw. Lil babie elephant. Want to squish him and sing nursery rhymes to him. And then steal him from the evil circus when no one is looking. Think anyone'll notice if he's under my shirt? What about if I'm whistling and nonchalantly looking up at the sky?
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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    BABY ELEPHANT!!! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    Fact: Baby elephants produce an automatic "squee!!!" effect for LaMorena.


    From Kenya Pictures
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    Image of BicSharpie BicSharpie
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    I guess this means that we are going to see even more pictures of Barack with trunks.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    Why does the linked article have a picture of Obama? He is good-looking and all but baby animals are obviously the cutest.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    The far right will find plenty to complain about here:


    1. This celebrates teen pregnancy. The elephant is only 14! Won't somebody think of the children!


    2. It is an ASIAN elephant. Clearly it is not eligible to be president. Who cares that it was born on American soil?


    3. Barak is a 250 lb newborn. Childhood obesity is out of control!


    4. The elephant had multiple partners neither of whom were her husband. You are making baby Jesus cry!


    5. They used artificial insemination. If God wanted Bonnie to have a baby she would have conceived naturally.


    And so on.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    ShePop is already speculating on when Bonnie will lose the baby weight and get her ears pinned back.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/28/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): You just know they'll use the pictures of Bonnie in unflattering jeans.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    01/28/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): Well she was exercising up until minutes before she gave birth so I'm sure it will come off quickly. Then they can post the before and after pics.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/28/09

    @BabyJane: @Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: @ShanaElmsford: She might as well get some Jumbotox while she's at it. Look at those wrinkles on her cankles!
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    Image of legallynonblonde legallynonblonde
    01/28/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): You're overlooking her obvious need for a nose job.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    01/28/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): It wouldn't hurt. I mean if male elephants don't want to fuck her by three days after the birth then she's doing something wrong in my opinion.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    01/28/09

    In reply to Baby Elephant Named "Barack"
    Heh I bet Octuplet Lady here in LA is all well at least they didn't weigh 250 pounds.
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