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    Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?

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    Image of Scout Scout
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    "Stuff it! Pack it!.....make it fit!"


    that is my idea of a better (more fitting) Chorus

    for this most ridiculously, craptastically stupid

    (not stoopid) song


    c'mon Beyonce....have you just given up?

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    Image of EKane EKane
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    I read a "groupie story" about Jay-Z, and the girl that had sex with him said he had a penis like "a 20-ounce bottle." I hope this won't be disemvoweled but I hear Jay-Z doesn't have a tiny penis...
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    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    OK, say what you will about the songwriting, but this song totally got me over the ridiculously huge I-10 bridge in Baton Rouge (over the MS river). It was so silly and preposterous that I was distracted enough to get on the bridge without thoroughly freaking out. And once you're on, when you have a bridge phobia, that's half the battle.

    That aside, yes, it is an awful song, but so are like 80% of the songs on this album -- those are the ones to which I work out.
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    Image of SylvanSylph SylvanSylph
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    Wait, does Beyonce actually write her own songs? How would some random songwriter dude know about Jay-Z's member?
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    I may have thought she was saying "eagle."


    Ahem, ego. Yes. That makes more sense than owning a large eagle.

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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    Oh B, I want so badly to love you, but you gotta stop doing stuff like this.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    It could have been worse. It could have been a song called "Peenylicious."
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    Image of gangey gangey
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    Um, if her husband's penis is "too big, won't fit", wouldn't that kinda hamper the sex life? I mean, I'm all about "just right" myself. But whatever.


    I guess now we know why they don't have any kids yet?

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    "Everything you own in a box to the left"


    THIS PERVY INNUENDO STUFF NEVER GETS OLD. Is this a new LOLgenre?

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    Image of Ascendo_tuum Ascendo_tuum
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    I read a 'review' of him on that groupie website that someone posted on here a while back. The girl said "It's so big, it blocks out the sun...and he has no idea what to do with it."
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/22/09

    @Ascendo_tuum: um what groupie website?? link?
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    Image of Ascendo_tuum Ascendo_tuum
    05/22/09

    @bluebears: www.backstagepazz.com
    The person who originally linked it did so because there is a 'review' of Shia LeBeouf on there, but some of the other ones are SO funny.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    05/22/09

    @Ascendo_tuum: thanks!
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    Image of EKane EKane
    05/22/09

    @Ascendo_tuum: I just wrote about this!

    [www.backstagepazz.com]
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    Image of StarSquid StarSquid
    05/22/09

    @Ascendo_tuum: this is amazing. thanks for sharing!
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    Image of TakeADeepBreath TakeADeepBreath
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    A lot of times, I feel the need to defend Beyonce on this site, I love her, but this song is garbage.
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    05/22/09

    @TakeADeepBreath: Oh, I think she's genuinely talented, and she seems to be very level-headed (she seems to live sanely, and doesn't have very public personal problems like some other starlets.)


    But...the lyrics? Sometimes? OH GOD. I just want to be like "B, you have a lot going for you, but you can do better than this."

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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    05/22/09

    @TakeADeepBreath: Agreed * 10. I'm going to pretend I never heard it and go back to crying while wailing "If I Were A Boy" in my car.
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    05/22/09

    @TakeADeepBreath: agreed. it's worse than 'beautiful liar'
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    05/22/09

    @TakeADeepBreath: This just makes me feel better about my decision to pretend the 'Beyonce' disc of "I am... Sasha Fierce" doesn't exist, and continue to play 'Diva' until the CD player rebels.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    I like that she found a video format that works for her.


    Leotard; big hair; two back up dancers; energetic dancing.


    MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS Here she comes!

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    Image of malmalone malmalone
    05/22/09

    @Snowbunny: She found the format years ago. Beyonce Solo = Beyonce's Destiny's Child.
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    05/22/09

    @thelonegunwoman: I actually hadn't thought of that...


    I loved Destiny's Child

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    Image of merv merv
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    He's got 99 problems but a small penis ain't one.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    If you like it, when you shoulda put a ring on it.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/22/09

    @Understater: Hahaha, jinx! Apparently ALL of Beyonce's songs are 1829% funnier when they are about p33ns.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    05/22/09

    @Understater: A C-ring, specifically.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    05/22/09

    In reply to Is Beyoncé's New Song About Jay-Z's Penis?
    There are certain things that, if you like them, then you should put rings on them.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    05/22/09

    @tscheese: Or scrunchies.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/22/09

    @Breamworthy: Or possibly a bib.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    05/22/09

    @TildeMarks: Oh god, I do not even want to contemplate what the saying on that cockbib would be.
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