An ill-advised gotcha quote has been circulating since this Entertainment Weekly piece about big advances for debut authors went up Monday afternoon. The piece was supposed to be about how the occasional enormous first-time paycheck is earned on the strength of the writing, purely, as in:
Who knew that Bob Ross's painting instructionals were so sexual? Who ever wanted to know that Bob Ross's painting instructionals were so sexual?
Josef Fritzl, the Austrian man who locked up his daughter for 24 years and repeatedly raped her, told a forensic psychiatrist that he was "born to rape" and that he blames his behavior on his neglectful mother. The report, which was leaked to the Austrian press, said that Fritzl also believed his treatment of his…