Last night, a patron at an LA bar took it upon himself to question the sexuality of the star of Indiana Jones And The Murder Of Your Childhood Memories, referring to Shia The Beef as a "fucking faggot." Bar fight!
True Blood meets Twilight! Edward Cullen is just as morose as ever and Bill Compton's "Soookeh" is pretty spot on.
The LA Times' Ministry of Gossip asked screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg about Twilight: Breaking Dawn being split into two movies. One of which will, as fans know, involve Bella's pregnancy with a vampire fetus that tries to kill her.
I'm not saying it's fun to be the seventh wheel. It's just that a giant cardboard cutout of sparkle-face is a shitty date: He'll take up too much space in the limo and just ignore you all night anyhow. [FailBlog]
Having trouble dealing with the fact that your significant other doesn't sparkle like Edward Cullen? Well, you're in luck, as BellaRose has created a guide to help you come to terms with your sparkle-free loved one. [EHow]
Calling all Twihards (and jewelry enthusiasts)! A replica of the ring Edward gives Bella in Eclipse is available for purchase, both as an actual diamond engagement ring or a costume piece. Sulky SparkleVamp not included, fortunately. [ONTD via TrèsSugar]
It's the love that dare not speak its name: middle-aged women who are obsessed with Twilight.
Wherever the New Moon promotional blitz goes, Twilight-related analysis pieces are sure to follow. In today's Guardian, several experts explain Edward Cullen's appeal to teenage girls, noting that he represents the "predatory yet alluring boy." But is that really true?
[Los Angeles, October 31. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
We've seen the lurking wall shadow, the sparkly vamp dildo, the stalker werewolf tee and the creepy felt uterus. Now: Robert Pattinson panties. Have things gotten out of hand?
Answer: A man known only as the "Georgetown Cuddler" has struck twice near the D.C. university's campus in the last three days, breaking into the homes of two sleeping female students and getting into bed with them.
Christian Siriano, Zac Posen and Erin Fetherston are among those who sketched wedding gowns for Bella at the request of InStyle.com, but (obsessed!) commenters agree that only Lhuillier's design "looks identical to what is described in Breaking Dawn." [EW, InStyle.com]
A reader recently wrote in to direct our attention to an article titled "Enough With The Twilight Media Fan Bashing Antics Already." The reader noted that we are, in fact, a part of the sparkly vampire haterade problem.
Which is creepier? The life-size Robert Pattinson silhouette, lurking in your bedroom and watching you sleep? Or "The Vamp" sex toy, which offers a "a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow." It sparkles. [RPL, Tantus]
Get ready to be "dazzled": Twilight author Stephenie Meyer will join the ranks of Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, and Sarah Palin with her very own issue in the Female Force comic book series. [ComicBook.Com]
According to Stereogum, Thom Yorke has written a song for the upcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon. Let's try to guess the lyrics to said song, if only to keep the "why Thom, why!?" tears away.
[New York, July 10. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
Today's New York Times has a "Thursday Styles" section story about a "trend with teeth": Vampires.
Oh look! It's Barbie as Bella Swan, and Ken as Michael Myers Edward Cullen. Ugh. Whatever, Twilight Barbie. You might think you're special, but there's already a few dolls that totally out-sparkle the Sparkly Vampire.
