Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Disappointment with Artificial Insemination

After about two months waiting with baited breath for the 36-hours window in which the giant pandas Tian Tian and Yang Guang would have species-prolonging intercourse and give the British Isles a delightful baby panda, scientists at the Edinburgh Zoo announced that, because Tian Tian was showing signs that were not… »4/21/13 1:00pm4/21/13 1:00pm


Panda FuckWatch 2013 Kicks Into High-Gear with Rigorous Panda Sex-Training Regimen

Last weekend, officials at the Edinburgh Zoo made it explicitly, NC-17 clear that their resident giant pandas, Yang Guang and Tian Tian, are on the cusp of copulating. It could really happen any day now, and rather than be caught unawares by the Great Panda Fuckathon of 2013, zookeepers have been hard at work… »2/24/13 3:00pm2/24/13 3:00pm