Last night at the 65th annual Emmy Awards, there were plenty of nice, safe, beautiful gowns… But the red carpet also saw a few ugly dresses and ill-conceived ensembles. Let's just jump right in, shall we?

Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple — got very little airtime in the Emmy tribute that included a long memoriam to Cory Monteith. Klugman's son Adam told the AP: "It’s an insult and it really seems typical of this youth-centric culture…

Abercrombie & "No Fatties" Fitch, the Axe-drenched alpha male of suburban malls, has discontinued a T-shirt that clowns on the various loves of Taylor Swift after her army of fans came down on them like the Red Wedding. The shirt read "# more boyfriends than t.s."

Edie Falco, who played Carmela Soprano to James Gandolfini's Tony Soprano for six seasons, says she won't be giving any interviews about the actor's surprising death. She has, however, released a statement.

As all different kinds of boundary-breaking female characters shoehorn their way onto TV these last few years, much has been written about Breaking Bad's "Skyler White Effect," the knee-jerk hatred of male anti-heroes' wives. Somehow, Skyler garners more fan hatred than the brilliant, evil meth cook and murderer she's…

Spring is just around the corner, and already love is in the air. Earlier today, Wiz Khalifa asked Amber Rose to marry him, and she said yes! Of course he gave her a big, beautiful ring, and then they both took to Twitter to issue the requisite engagement announcements, because true love always tweets.

You know a salute to Alec Baldwin (like this one at the Museum of the Moving Image) will be funny. But chic? What a pleasant surprise!

[New York, October 26. Image via INFDaily.]

Last night's grand (boring) event gave us all three fashion possibilities — in spades. Brace yourselves, and let's dissect.

• Mike "The Designer" Sorrentino had his buddy Jonny "The Unit" Manfre model a bedazzled wifebeater from his soon-to-be-released "clothing" line. [Facebook]
• Jackie O's triple-strand of faux pearls is up for auction, and may fetch as much as $55,000. [LATimes]

• In a radio interview this weekend Mel Gibson's dad, Hutton Gibson, declared that the Catholic Church won't address controversial issues like homosexuality because, "half of the people there in the Vatican are queer," including the Pope.

• Demi Moore and Salma Hayek were spotted having dinner and talking about working together, possibly on a comedy.

• Oh-so-demure Emmy Rossum will take off her clothes in a new Showtime series called Shameless; she plays a daughter who has to raise her nine younger siblings while their father (played by William H. Macy) becomes a drunk.

At the Delacorte Theatre's 2010 Public Theater Gala, guests like Liev and Naomi, David Schwimmer, Zach Braff, Lucy Liu, Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson got to watch Pacino perform. Then had to puzzle over his weird post-curtain outfit:

• A bodyguard who was working for Britney Spears has quit, claiming that Brit sexually harassed him.

• Sunday, Mary-Kate Olsen was on a flight from New York to Los Angeles when an electrical fire sparked in the cockpit, causing the windshield to crack.

[New York, April 13. Image via INF]

Last night on Nurse Jackie, Dr. O'Hara rolled on E, Dr. Cooper took up Twitter, Jackie's hubris led her to bungle a diagnosis, and Zoey found God in a hospital bed.

Despite ending Season 1 with its protagonist flat on her back, hopped up on morphine, Nurse Jackie reopens with equilibrium pretty much restored. Chaos looms after one of her biggest lies was partially exposed, but Jackie is fiercely in control.