Mama June is officially on the "Salvage My Fifteen Minutes of Fame" tour and by the looks of how it's starting off, things are not going great.

No! The wonderfully batty, tipsy holy duo of Hoda and Kathie Lee are boiling with resentment thanks to that classic American triptych of greed, geography and sheer carnal impulse. (I may have thrown that third one in.) Apparently Kathie Lee has been lobbying to move Today to Los Angeles for quite some time, and her…

Charlize Theron may not have a human partner to help her care for her baby son, Jackson, but she says she doesn't consider herself a single mom because she gets plenty of help from her two dogs, Berkley and Blue. Her canine companions immediately fell for Jackson, whom she adopted when he was just nine days old, and…

Perhaps as a testament to the ceremony's name, the stars showed up at last night's Independent Spirit Awards wearing everything from ball gowns to blue jeans.

''As a vet I can tell you that it is genetically impossible" for a male cat to be tortoiseshell, says the anomaly's owner. She's named him after Eddie Izzard, "as he is essentially a boy dressed in girls' clothing." [Telegraph]

• A smattering of guy-centric sites have decided that August 4 should be A Day Without Megan Fox:

• Synth! Dance beat! Breathy vocals! It's Lindsay Lohan's new track, "Bossy." And guess what? It doesn't totally suck. "Stop touching me without permission," she sings. "I'm jut a little bossy. If I want it, I get it — Now." Ha! Like that fur coat? But is the song as good as Kelis's "Bossy"? Well, LL's track was…

Raise your hand if you've been waiting with baited breath to be reunited with the Malloy family once again. I, for one, can't get enough of The Riches, the FX drama starring Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver as part of a clan who assume the identity of a wealthy family they accidentally kill in a car accident. At last…