Everybody and Their Mothers Think Hillary Clinton Should Run for President

Two notable Democrats have recognized the cosmic inevitability that Hillary Clinton will one day become president of a utopian future nation comprised of every North and South America nation. Okay, no one's exactly said anything like that, but both Nancy Pelosi and Ed Whoops-I'm-Still-Talking Rendell believe that… »6/03/12 6:00pm6/03/12 6:00pm

Today's News Is Brought To You By Andy Samberg's Soiled Pants

It used to be that this venerable feature was inspired by the news, hangovers, and/or funny pictures. But The Huffington Post's Jason Linkins and I have a new muse — or, to be fair, a couple of million of new muses harmed in the filming of SNL's digital short "Jizz In My Pants" (embedded after the jump). There's just… »12/08/08 10:00am12/08/08 10:00am

Governor's Ball: Ed Rendell Is A Sexist Jerk; David Paterson Isn't

Some days there's news to be had, and some days all you can do is shake your head when a governor like Ed Rendell stereotypes working moms and single women all in a breath. Luckily, there are governors like David Paterson, who is really pissed about sexism in the legal profession (and in the New York State court… »12/04/08 10:00am12/04/08 10:00am

The Unconventional Conventionaire: Getting The Party Started In Denver

Party animals — in this case, asses — should watch themselves this week, as we've got some spies watching them. Our main Mata Hari is the "Unconventional Conventionaire", a convention goer who cares less about The Party and more about the parties: she's got her eyes and ears at the ready, her ass on the dance floor… »8/25/08 1:40pm8/25/08 1:40pm

P.U.M.A's Will Bower Loves Powerful Blondes From Both Sides Of The Pond

If you don't recognize this man, this is P.U.M.A. »8/22/08 10:00am8/22/08 10:00am co-founder . If you're like me, it was hard to recognize him because you are trying with every fiber of your being to focus on the waxen object of his weird, weird lust only to realize that it's Princess Diana, where upon you realize that she and Hillary have the same…

Bill's Influence On Hillary's Campaign Was Equal Parts Hindrance And Help

Clintonistas will be arguing about what felled Hillary's campaign for months to come. Some will say Clinton lost the nomination because of pervasive sexism; others will argue that she appeared appeared paranoid and divisive, especially when compared to Obama; still others will reason that Clinton went too negative »6/09/08 12:30pm6/09/08 12:30pm

I Know, If Only You Could Write In "Pabst Blue Ribbon" For VP…

It's speedmating, readers! The weekend's New Republic has a big veep-speculation package and Megan and I — well, mostly Megan — read it so you don't have to! Sad notes: they don't think Hillary's in the running; Satan conquerer Bobby Jindal, the Republican governor of Louisiana, is not profiled. But Ed Rendell is!… »6/09/08 10:00am6/09/08 10:00am