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    Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    Hey Dallas? HINTY HINT HINT. #metrosexuals
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    Image of chi-girl chi-girl
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    First they came for the Ed Hardy tees, and I did not speak out—because I eschew graphic prints;
    Then they came for the fake tanners, and I did not speak out—because I was not permanently orange;
    Then they came for the popped collars, and I did not speak out—because I was rockin a hoodie;
    Then they came for the patent leather shoes, and I did not speak out—because I like boat shoes better anyway;
    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me. #metrosexuals
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    Great, now they'll all be partying at the Jersey Shore this summer. #metrosexuals
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    Banning douchebags from nightclubs is like banning pandas from bamboo forests - You're forcing them out of their natural environment. I suggest banning them from government, the media, and your pants instead. #metrosexuals
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    11/13/09


    I am, however, in favor of a douchebag-panda interaction ban at nightclubs.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    But the douchebags will adapt! They always have! Shakespearean douchebags were banned from the Globe for wearing ruffled frocks and codpieces. So they turned to doublets and breeches! Then they banned doublets and breeches from St. Peter's Basilica, so they turned to waistcoats and tricorne hats! Then those were banned from the American colonies (except in the Province of New Jersey), so they turned to cravats and trousers!

    Don't you see! The douchebags adapt! They always adapt! #metrosexuals
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/13/09

    @mbprice: Cockroaches and douchebags, related? #metrosexuals
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    Image of brokenscope brokenscope
    11/13/09

    @ElleL: Highly related, they might survive the fallout but once there was nothing left to scavenge they would die. #metrosexuals
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    11/13/09

    @brokenscope: We can only hope! #metrosexuals
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    metrosexuals fight? I may be completly wrong but in my mind its the drunken fat boy/jocks that get into fights? or are those metrosexuals as well? well i suppose many a frat boy are metrosexuals. i dont know! #metrosexuals
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    ... but without douchebags, how am I supposed to know if my ass is lookin' fine tonight? #metrosexuals
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    11/13/09

    @morninggloria: How will I get my recommended exercise in if I haven't been running through a douchebag's mind all day? #metrosexuals
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    Image of KingCouth KingCouth
    11/13/09

    @morninggloria: Yeah, and how will I know I need to get to the gym without them reminding me? #metrosexuals
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    Image of MsAnthrope MsAnthrope
    11/13/09

    @hortense: ...how will I know if God is missing an angel? #metrosexuals
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    11/13/09

    @morninggloria: How will I know if there's a mirror in my pocket? #metrosexuals
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/13/09

    @Newsgirl: How will I know if I'm wearing astronaut pants? #metrosexuals
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    11/13/09

    @morninggloria: How will I know if it's time to "get our Goose on?" #metrosexuals
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    11/13/09

    @morninggloria: Um, walk past the McDonalds next to my apartment. The dudes standing outside will let you know. #metrosexuals
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    11/13/09

    @morninggloria: And how will we know if those astronaut pants were washed with Windex? #metrosexuals
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/13/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: I walked past those dudes one day when my eyes were completely bloodshot due to a bad contact lens situation. I was wearing sweatpants, no makeup, and "ST OLAF BASEBALL" hooded sweatshirt. I looked like ass flourentine.

    They still shouted stuff. #metrosexuals
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    11/13/09

    @morninggloria: Oh yeah. I go grocery shopping in my pajamas and get a standing ovation for my loveliness from them. Someday I'm going to try walking past in curlers. Just to see. #metrosexuals
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    Image of frugal frugal
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    That's douchescrimination! Now, how much do you want for those Spears tickets? #metrosexuals
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    this word, metrosexuals, I do not think it means what you think it means. #metrosexuals
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    11/13/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: No self respecting metrosexual would wear ed hardy #metrosexuals
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/13/09

    @colormeroutine: And popped collars are sooooo 2006.

    Also, can we ban "manly" pink shirts? I've had enough of that "irony." And anyway, melon brings out your eyes so much better.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    11/13/09

    @madeofawesome: They will always give me traumatic highschool flashbacks. The biggest downside to switching schools was having to read "A Separate Peace" twice. #metrosexuals
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/13/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: Ew. The other day I had to explain the cultural significance/major themes of the book to a bunch of high school kids. I probably single-handedly wrote their essays for them. #metrosexuals
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    11/13/09

    @madeofawesome: Stupid tree of life. #metrosexuals
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    Cue South Park references from last week...1...2....3... #metrosexuals
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues
    "We are really trying to push a party night that is a safe place to go and have a good time without worrying about safety," the 27-year-old said.

    Ain't nothing scarier than a polo shirt with a popped collar. Tuck that bad boy back in and I'm in my safety zone.

    Now if only they can add "snapping fingers and approaching me all Jets-like" to the list of faux pas. #metrosexuals
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/13/09

    In reply to Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues

    But what about over tanned hides? #metrosexuals
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: these just need to be banned. everywhere. #metrosexuals
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    Image of KaneBaker KaneBaker
    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: Orangeface has to offend someone. I think Carrot-Americans need to speak out against this. #metrosexuals
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    11/13/09

    @KaneBaker: Those poor people with excessive vitamin A disease don't deserve this! #metrosexuals
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    My favorite part was at the end when he stopped talking for an awkward amount of time and I thought this may be a forever thing. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/11/09

    @boring diatribes: It's like when Colin is in trouble and he stares into the middle distance so if anyone yells at him, they don't feel like they're getting through. (Kate's words.)

    Or maybe all the pot has killed the nerve cells that make facial expressions. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @BytheSea: God, I love Colin! See, the backlash of all this is that I won't be able to know what happens to those kids in the future, which is extremely selfish on my part. I imagine a few of them will be bitter and want to be as far away from the spotlight as possible (while future-Mady tries to market her sex tape). #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    PR Strategy 3,685: Make fun of yourself! People love people who make fun of themselves!

    PR Strategy 3,686 Make fun of Michael Lohan! People hate Michael Lohan!

    PR Strategy 3,687 Still not working? We'll get back to you tomorrow! #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    Funny or Die... Is that like Cake or Death? Because, sorry Jon, we've run out of cake and that wasn't funny. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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