In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Sarah Palin can't quite grasp that the word is not "nucular," an Easter bunny gets attacked, and Liam Neeson gives Justin Bieber the finger on live TV.

British kids apparently eat over five pounds of candy each over Easter weekend — but mass tooth decay is only a minor reason to hate this disappointing holiday.

For sale, on Etsy: one dissected Easter Bunny. Seller says, "Apparently the Easter Bunny was killed in a tragic accident at a Peep factory and he donated his body to science." Fun and educational. [BoingBoing]

Though we're pretty much opposed to over-the-top weddings, here's one we have no problem getting behind: The goth D-list celeb wedding! When former Marilyn Manson bandmate Jessicka Fodera got married this past Valentine's Day, she wore a black dress, was married by a friend dressed in an Easter Bunny costume, and she…