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Ascendo_tuum
12/22/08

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This totally made my day. I looove piggies!
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million.dollar.mouth.
12/22/08

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Seriously pig, get back out there and INSPIRE us! I mean that IS your job. I am sure that VH1 can think of a reality show staring you that would jumpstart your new career. If Bret Michaels can do it, YOU can do it!
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devilchyld22
12/22/08

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you're a pig...what's that like?

we should do a movie together.
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Brigit
12/22/08

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hey pig

yeah you

hey pig piggy pig pig pig

all of my fears came true...
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gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
12/22/08

In reply to Pig-Headed
I'll bet his room is a real sty.
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bananastand
12/22/08

In reply to Pig-Headed
Pig, come take a nap on this kaiser roll. Roll around in some mustard first. THANKS!
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Kivrin
12/22/08

@bananastand: Aw! Now I has a sad in mah vegetarian place.

;)
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badmutha
12/22/08

@bananastand: OH NOES!
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bananastand
12/22/08

@Kivrin: Sorry! I'll...uh...make him swallow some tempeh first?
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Kivrin
12/22/08

@bananastand: Perfect! :)
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devilchyld22
12/22/08

In reply to Pig-Headed
Well...exactly what else does a pig have going on that he isn't living up too?
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Brigit
12/22/08

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Piggie should give thanks he's not in this side of the world right now - were he anywhere near PR right now...

Conclusion:

In Spanish the song doesn't sound quite so cannibalistic.
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badmutha
12/22/08

In reply to Pig-Headed
Exactly how industrious are pigs expected to be? I mean, I wouldn't think a pig had chores, or had to pull a carriage, or give milk or anything of the sort. Did he forget to fold his clothes or vacuum?
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Eeva
12/22/08

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That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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happysquid
12/22/08

@Eeva: :snif: too cute!~
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DangerMouse
12/22/08

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So they overfed him until he didn't want to walk around anymore and *he's* lazy? Nope, you're bad caregivers.

I also have an issue with people with obese dogs. Not all of those dogs have thyroid problems.
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PacoHertez
12/22/08

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♪A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
his shoes are a terrible disgrace
He has no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
you may grow up to be a pig♪
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morninggloria
12/22/08

@PacoHertez: HOLY SHIT.

You just brought back my entire childhood.

And all the monkeys aren't in a zoo
Every day you see quite a few.
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nothanks
12/22/08

@morninggloria: wasn't there a compilation tape that had all these classics on it - including a lovely little dittie about toothbrushes?
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morninggloria
12/22/08

@nothanks: I think a lot of children's performers put that track on their albums. The one that I always had was some cowboy puppet named "Red" and his human friend.
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morninggloria
12/22/08

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That's sort of like when I'm enjoying the "PLAY ALL" feature of a TV series on DVD on, say, a Saturday, and I won't cook myself anything nor will I walk outside of my apartment for the literally thirty seconds it takes to get take out food down the street because I am too lazy and I end up eating carrot sticks and microwavable chicken noodle soup all day and at the end of the day I think, my my my, did I ever eat healthy today.

No. That's not "healthy," self. That's "lazy."
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morninggloria
12/22/08

@morninggloria: My point is, maybe the pig was always lazy, and just too lazy to die.
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devilchyld22
12/22/08

@morninggloria:

Wow, were you spying on me this weekend?

Creepy.
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dearheart
12/22/08

@morninggloria: Oh, you do that too?

"Wow, I didn't eat any fast food today! Because that would involve putting on clothes..."

Eh, a victory is a victory, even if it's by default.
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morninggloria
12/22/08

@dearheart: I'm pretty anti-pants on the weekends.
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tscheese
12/22/08

@morninggloria: Uh, are you me? Like, down to the chicken noodle soup?

Because until a friend of mine dragged me out of my apartment for sunshine and food on Sunday, I slurped down chicken soup and watched with grim fascination as my sink continued to fill with dirty dishes I couldn't be bothered to wash.
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devilchyld22
12/22/08

@tscheese: The only reason my clothes were folded this weekend is because my fiance surprised me at the house (he's supposed to be gone until next Friday) so I ran back to my room real quick and pretended I had been cleaning all day.

I hadn't been.

And as happy as I was to have him home for the night.

I missed Charm School and it really pissed me off.

I actually think my ass is bruised because I sat on it for three days straight.
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tscheese
12/22/08

@devilchyld22: ...Folding...clothes? What is this mysterious activity of...clothes maintenance?

(No, really, I'm this bad. I moved to my new apartment in September and I've been living out of laundry baskets and floordrobes since.)
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
12/22/08

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You go piggy. If I was trapped under rubble for 36 hours I would be lazy too.
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SarahMC
12/22/08

@dianersb: Days! 36 days!

Poor poor piggy. Come lay on the blankies with me and Hoagie.
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DangerMouse
12/22/08

@dianersb: Days!!!
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Red-headed bookworm
12/22/08

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Well, he's famous now so of course he's going to get lazy. He knows what's up. Pigs are smart. Plus, I bet he totally pulls the "I survived in rubble for over a month" card if he doesn't get his way. :)
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