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The Queen of No
04/22/09

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I love our planet so much. It's so fucking beautiful.
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jeepgirl
04/22/09

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You stay classy, Planet Earth.
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gobblegirl
04/22/09

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Plate2.18
04/22/09

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A lot of people at my school decided to be more environmentally friendly today. They drove to school with their bikes on their cars, then rode their bikes from the parking lot to the school entrance.
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Snowbunny
04/22/09

@Kate2.18: Hey, usually I strap my little car onto my big car to drive from the parking lot to the buildings and then I strap a mini bike onto my mini car because the mini car parking lot is like 100 yards away from the door. I then ride my mini bike to my seat.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
04/22/09

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Speaking of: I didn't see it, but I heard someone did an interview today suggesting the best way to deal with pollution and similar issues was to simply, uh, die? Rather, to leave the earth devoid of human life as a whole. Did anyone else catch this?
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I, Zombie Normal
04/22/09

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Oh my gawd, y'all, the earth is awesome and works really hard and is really talented, and all this sniping and jealousy is not cool. This is supposed to be an earthest site, and y'all are just planet snarking. What hast Jezebel become?
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SylvanSylph
04/22/09

@AbbyNormal: Braincrazy FemiZombie: I just don't get all the Earth hate on here.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
04/22/09

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Earth needs to eat a sandwich. Everyone can see clearly, she's fading away.
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Snowbunny
04/22/09

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler: A sandwich isn't going to do it: Bitch (Earth) needs to eat a cheezburger.
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LadyFabulous
04/22/09

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I think Earth is hiding a baby bump.
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whats_in_a_name
04/22/09

@LadyFabulous: OMG, little baby Luna is going to be totes jealous
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wordinedgewise
04/22/09

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Ugh, she thinks she's so hot. Ok, she is hot, but she's also dirty. Very dirty. And nice try with the lighting, but we can still tell how fat you really are, Earth!
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BabyJane
04/22/09

@wordinedgewise: There's no way Earth will be bikini-ready by this summer!
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I, Zombie Normal
04/22/09

@BabyJane: Have you seen the way she bulges in the middle?
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Snowbunny
04/22/09

@BabyJane: Not even the infallible bikini bod buster workout I read in May's SHAPE could widdle that middle.
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LucyDriftwood
04/22/09

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Ugh, put some pants on, Earth!
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I, Zombie Normal
04/22/09

@LucyDriftwood: I blame the earth not wearing pants on Lady Gaga.
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BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password]
04/21/09

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What the fuck is it about a size 2 that people want to BE it so badly? Why not go all the way and be a zero, if thats how you are going to be. Is it because its the last number before the non-size?

I think its an unwritten code that 'stars' subtract at least one number size before they talk about clothes.
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hello.kitty
04/21/09

@BoozeInMyBlood[is lusting over Seth Green]: There ought to be a reverse SPINAL TAP sizing chart.

Saleslady at hipster boutique: "Most stores go down to 0, but ours go down to -6. When you want that extra push over the skinny cliff."
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rednrowdy
04/21/09

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@Dictator for Life: "Sizes mean nothing"

in the context of what you posted, of course it's true, but kk's response just shows how much sizes do mean. all us magazine did was use a picture of her next to an ad for forever 21's plus size line.

if sizes don't mean anything, then why would she bother to respond? a random photo does not a plus-size clothing ad make.

either that, or she's just pissed that she didn't get paid for kinda sorta not being in the ad in the first place.
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Slumdog_Mamabear
04/21/09

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Years ago when I worked retail there was a brand of highly coveted jeans that the designer made by using her SELF as a fit model. So if she gained or lost weight the sizes changed. The market for these jeans were generally rich teens or body conscious twenty-thirty somethings which meant that when the jeans changed I periodically had customers in full blown crisis in dressing floors. It didn't help that the designer was TEENY TINY. Meaning that the zero was sometimes more along the lines of "get thee to the hospital". That meant that a 4 or 6 was a normal persons 0. I was a 2 at the time and had jeans from that line in a 0 to a 12 in my closet that fit. It was a nightmare.
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Slumdog_Mamabear
04/21/09

@Slumdog_Mamabear: Wrong place, this was supposed to go under a thread about vanity sizing!
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STICKSnSCONES
04/21/09

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"I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim..."

I know Kim K goes to the gym (because she uses her workout gear as a photo-op), but she's also admitted to quite a bit of lipo. I'm not sure this "working hard" thing means what she thinks it does.
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gobblegirl
04/21/09

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She's being sort of a B about it, but she's right.
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